I'll take "Count Chocula's Friends" for $100 please, Alex.
 

It's because he's not openly gay - like Spongebob.
I'm surprised you forgot the Rice Krispies guys. Totally gay.

I'll take "Count Chocula's Friends" for $100 please, Alex.
 

I don't get why they think Spongebob is gay. If anything, he's bi, because he totally has a crush on Sandy.

I'll take "Count Chocula's Friends" for $100 please, Alex.
 

Crabs serve and eat crab burgers. The sickness in that shows goes far beyond any sexual orientation issues.

I'll take "Count Chocula's Friends" for $100 please, Alex.
 

Jesus, Hank - it's fake crab - that's why they spell it with a K.

I'll take "Count Chocula's Friends" for $100 please, Alex.
 

For the last time, SPONGEBOB IS NOT A GAY!!!

Squidward, on the other hand, is totally gay.




ETA: GWNC has my proxy on all things SpongeBob related. Thank you Gwink.

I'll take "Count Chocula's Friends" for $100 please, Alex.
 

The sickest by far was the Smurfs. Smurfette was obviously a festering pit of STDs. Unless you buy the ludicrous fiction that those carefree little faeries/nymphs/gnomes (or unholy mix of the three) religiously practiced safe sex.

I'm not touching the Keebler Elves. The only question in that tree city on Friday at 11 was who was caboose and who was engine.

?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?
 

and NFH didn't tell us? I am guessing she went the "Lowered Standard " route.

She is like, really self absorbed and like unaware in this article.

And I thought her dad produced "House of Mrith" so she could have a role in a parker posey flick?

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/05/08/ar...tml?oref=login

I'll take "Count Chocula's Friends" for $100 please, Alex.
 

I thought that was a Paigow post. Furthering my theory that Hank posts like the Princess when he has that particular avatar.

Google taught me that Busta Rhymes incorporated my pill song into one of his songs at some point. I think I need to check that out (though I'm not sure why someone would tinker with perfection).

I'll take "Count Chocula's Friends" for $100 please, Alex.
 

The Krispie guys were brothers. That'd be inccest. A nod, of course, the the ancient Egyptians, whose society the Birlderbergers secretly seek to reestablish.

I'll take "Count Chocula's Fiends" for $100 please, Alex.
 

Where did you find a picture of PLF's last brain cell? Judging by the outfit it's the one he uses to fantasize about his other hero, Serge Gainsbourg .

I'll take "Count Chocula's Friends" for $100 please, Alex.
 

As I have mentioned on numerous occasions in the past, I am totally not gay, despite the spin classes, tight pants, blah blah blah.

I must confess with respect to the Rice Krispies guys, however, that I do have a certain fondness for the way their tight little asses feel when I slide in my writhing love anaconda.

?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?
 

What rock were you under for the 6 weeks that her wedding photos made the cheesey magazine circuit? Alas I never saw the cellulite pics.

Rotting From The Head
 

I'm neither, but what about me, Paddle Mybuttocks, the homage sock of the homage sock of the homage sock of the homage of hank sock?

I'll take "Count Chocula's Friends" for $100 please, Alex.
 

I remember seeing an animated smurfette gangbang SWFlash vid making its way about the Interweb a few years ago...

I'll take "Count Chocula's Fiends" for $100 please, Alex.
 

Jesus, that was a weak post, even for you. If you don't score some points soon, we're going to have to relegate you back to Infirm.