I have come to bury sebby, not praise him
 

wait. I thought that the nerdy law-review glasses-wearing librarian chick lawyers were always so impressed by Sebby's style that they let their hair out of those tight buns, dropped their glasses on the floor, opened their starched white cotton shirts to reveal sexy red lingerie and proceeded to dance seductively on the closest table. are my sources wrong on this one?

I have come to bury sebby, not praise him
 

a tribute post isn't toolish Seb. at least I doubt that Bob meant it that way.

I have come to bury sebby, not praise him
 

Musaic
 

Saw the Iguanas in a lovely outdoor setting last night. They've been around forever, but I'd never actually heard them, as far as I know. Well worth checking out for those who like roots-rock with a strong Latino edge. Kind of a poor man's Los Lobos, but enjoyable.

On an entirely unrelated note, I'd forgotten how much I like Cake's first album. Recently popped in on a long work-related drive (sadly, for a mediation, not for "depositions"). Sure, they skew to the novelty song side at times, but nobody else sounds like those guys. I'm pleasantly surprised that they've been done so well.

And yeah, I saw them several times before Rock and Roll Lifestyle broke. Sadly, however, I failed to get the rock and roll tee-shirt, to prove I was there, that I heard of them first.

I have come to bury sebby, not praise him
 

Yes. They don't dance on the table. They make out with the hotty clerks. Duh.

I have come to bury sebby, not praise him
 

What a coincidence! I'm doing that right now, although I'm alone in my office and not in court.

Lindsay's new phone
 

Gizmodo is all atwitter about a recent photo of Lindsay Lohan with a) her tit hanging out of her shirt, and b) a custom Danger Hiptop cell phone. I was going to post this on the gadget board, but I figured the FB would enjoy it as well.

Fleshbot has the picture without cropping, and her nipple is clearly visible. Whether or not it's photoshopped is another story.

spree: the Fleshbot link has some nudity.

Musaic
 

You should check out Los Lonely Boys, who the guy at my local record store described as "having listened to their dads' Santana and Los Lobos albums a lot when they were kids." They're out of San Antonio, and they've taken off in these parts like wildfire. I dunno if they've hit it big nationally or not, but I like them a lot.

Cake is gonna be at ACL, and I'm excited to see them. I've never had an opportunity to get the tee shirt, cuz I was never there, but I think I have all of their albums, and they get fairly good airplay on the RT playlist.

Musaic
 

There getting some play in these parts, and, I have to be honest, they don't impress me. The sound like "Los Lobos" lite, dumbed down for airing on Clear Channel stations. Maybe I simply haven't heard enough of them, but that is my first impression

Statute of Limitations
 

B to the Im-bo, H to the ho-re

I have come to bury sebby, not praise him
 

You are confusing Sebby's life with an Herbal Essence (could those be any more obnoxious?) commercial.

OOooohh, I've got the urge.

anon - I had a one nighter with a former male stripper, he was neither bi nor extremely tan.

I have come to bury sebby, not praise him
 

If it was a one-nighter, how can you be sure he wasn't bi?

I have come to bury sebby, not praise him
 

Hm. Good question. He did seem real friendly with his buddy.
He had some cool scars though.

Musaic
 

I saw The Iguanas last summer in a lovely outdoor setting. They were dance-in-the-aisles enjoyable.

Ollie saw The Iguanas this summer in a lovely outdoor setting. They were Los Lobo-esque but enjoyable.

I saw The Iguanas last fall in a less lovely indoor setting. They sucked. No amount of alcohol improved them.

CONCLUSION: The Igaunas are only enjoyable in a lovely outdoor setting.

Statute of Limitations
 

A girl after my own dick.

Statute of Limitations
 

You owe me some money.

Musaic
 

Concur. I like them too, but only recommend seeing them at street fests or other outdoor venues. Just not as much fun indoors. Only possible exception would be one of their gigs at the Rock n Bowl in New Orleans.

Dan Savage
 

This guy is RIGHT NOW a guest on The O'Franken Factor (you can listen on line here). That dude is hilarious.

Statute of Limitations
 

I thought I paid with cock? No?

Statute of Limitations
 

Shortchanged, yes?

I have come to bury sebby, not praise him
 

I carry a torch for no one (not to be confused with carrying a torch for Know Won, NTTAWWT) other than Mrs. Not Bob. Well, that's not true. I am obsessed with Ashley Judd. I still have a crush on a chick I used to work with. I also have a thing for the late, lamented babe of pigs. And whenever I see a movie with Uma, I think longingly of bill killer (btw, I saw you last night in "Paycheck" -- you were delightful as always, and it was a pretty enjoyable flick, I must say).

Uh, where was I? Oh, yes. Sebby, I love your shtick. Except when you bash Bruce Springsteen. Or when I think that your shtick is wrong. Anyhoo, the mocking of law review weenies is Not Wrong. I was praising you with faint damns.

I have come to bury sebby, not praise him
 

Not entirely alone. You'd be amazed where those little lipstick cameras fit these days.

Statute of Limitations
 

I never made a deposit.

Lindsay's new phone
 

There's a whole series of pic, in that particular outfit, as well as a couple others of her with her tits hanging out all over the internet. The girl has a major problem keeping them in her blouse. And it's happened enough times that one begins to think it can't possibly be accidental.

Statute of Limitations
 

Never write checks that your dick cant cash right?

Statute of Limitations
 

Tell that to little Rita. (yes, Rita).

On another note, I found out a short time ago that my friend's boyfriend (when we were all about 15) wanted to have a threesome with her and me. She never told me this at the time, and the threesome never materialized. He was hot! (and presumably still is). Hot and nice and funny and intelligent - in short, almost perfect. Two questions:

1. Were you all having threesomes at 15? Apparently my crowd was (unbeknownst to me), or at least seriously contemplating them.

2. Is it wrong for me to be just a little bit annoyed with my friend for not letting this happen (although I can see her point - I would have mostly just participated in the whole thing in a lame attempt to steal him away from her, and that is not a nice thing to do to a friend).

Lindsay's new phone
 

Photos on adult board.

TM

Statute of Limitations
 

Well, hell. My day's shot now.

Before reading Gwinky's post:
http://web.mit.edu/seagrant/k12/nemo/bloatW.jpg

After:
http://eprentice.sdsu.edu/J03CR/cbon...nemo-bloat.jpg

Gattigap

Musaic
 

They're getting some play here as well. And funny you should mention Santana. I'm not sure which song of theirs it is (most recent single?), but I swear to God, the first couple of times I heard it, they sounded like Santana with Clapton as a guest vocalist. It was kind of odd listening to it with that thought in my head, but good nevertheless.

Statute of Limitations
 

Andrew Jackson is on the $20 bill.

Musaic
 

e/o was raving about them--she's got pretty good taste, so I listen to her recommendations. Yeah, I'm a sheep like that. I still can't get her to like Spoon though. Bitch.

Statute of Limitations
 

It's all very confusing. Two impeachments, but only one of them was named Johnson.

attitude question
 

Just listen to the CD. You have the street cred to pull it off.

Musaic
 

I believe you're referring to "Real Emotion."

Musaic
 

Exactly. Muchos gracias.

attitude question
 

I disagree. If he had street cred, he would know that the term is "niggaz", unless you just want to see him get his ass kicked for singing along with his windows down.

attitude question
 

He's from Detroit. They burn shit there. And they come down real hard on bad grammar and punctuation.

attitude question
 

I'm now picturing dtb and her posse of High School English teachers administering beatdowns all over downtown Detroit.

attitude question
 

"I've got it bad, soooo, bad, I'm hot for teacher!"

attitude question
 

Hey!! Like Michael Bolton from Office Space!!