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Shape Shifter 05-10-2005 04:31 PM
?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Are you proud of this joke? Or, as I suspect may actually be the case, did you cyber-blurt it out because it seemed funny at the time, but now you are a bit sheepish about having made it.
Why are you being such a dick? Usually you proselytize us from the puffy cloud upon which you live. Now you are raining the anger down like a thurgreed shitstorm.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 05-10-2005 04:33 PM
?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Why are you being such a dick? Usually you proselytize us from the puffy cloud upon which you live. Now you are raining the anger down like a thurgreed shitstorm.
I'll be here for you when the time is right.

notcasesensitive 05-10-2005 04:34 PM
Runaway Bride
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Are you proud of this joke? Or, as I suspect may actually be the case, did you cyber-blurt it out because it seemed funny at the time, but now you are a bit sheepish about having made it.
I'm fairly sure that I'm mainly correct when I assert that it is the funniest thing I have posted all day, so I think I'll stick with it. Thanks for asking though.

Shape Shifter 05-10-2005 04:39 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
Why are you being such a dick? Usually you proselytize us from the puffy cloud upon which you live. Now you are raining the anger down like a thurgreed shitstorm.
The Flower is overcompensating to try to stay in the good graces of the Newber, lo berry. The Flower feels that lo berry provides new blood that is the lifeline needed to keep the board alive. Unfortunately, The Flower's attempts to impress lo berry have initmidated other posters, which has chilled speech and the flow of vital law firm information which is necessary for the board to survive. I find it highly . . . I don't know . . . weird or something.

paigowprincess 05-10-2005 04:40 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I'm fairly sure that I'm mainly correct when I assert that it is the funniest thing I have posted all day, so I think I'll stick with it. Thanks for asking though.
I am not quite sure why you don't get props for being a board hottie. I mean, I have met you and I may be hard pressed to come up with a prettier lady who writes here. Plus, you are funny. For awhile, you were stuck in the quantity-not-quality/is-she-NFH rut but you have really come a long way. Plus you drop what you are doing to travel to catch some live music and had the balls to walk away from amarriage that was beneath you. You move towards the sun. Why aren't you more worshipped around here?

Replaced_Texan 05-10-2005 04:41 PM
Runaway Bride
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
WHO FUCKING CARES?
2.

ETA: that is agreement, not an answer to the question.

taxwonk 05-10-2005 04:43 PM
Runaway Bride
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
You move towards the sun. Why aren't you more worshipped around here?
Because Mr. Man is a big-assed sumbitch who I would not want to be looking to pound me into meatballs. And because she won't do married guys.

But she is smokin' like a shot of small-batch bourbon.

Pretty Little Flower 05-10-2005 04:43 PM
Runaway Bride
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
Why are you being such a dick? Usually you proselytize us from the puffy cloud upon which you live. Now you are raining the anger down like a thurgreed shitstorm.
I never proselytize. Because I don't give a fuck about what any of you actually believe.

Replaced_Texan 05-10-2005 04:44 PM
Runaway Bride
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
Presecutors and the people who work for prosecutors hold a general disdain for all defense attorneys as a group. To go to the dark side would be shocking.
I'm guessing that you don't spend much time with either prosecutors or defense attorneys.

Replaced_Texan 05-10-2005 04:45 PM
Where have all the flowers gone?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
Guess I'll find out when McGillicuddy summarizes the transcript.
The summer clerks are already here?

Pretty Little Flower 05-10-2005 04:46 PM
Runaway Bride
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
I am not quite sure why you don't get props for being a board hottie. I mean, I have met you and I may be hard pressed to come up with a prettier lady who writes here. Plus, you are funny. For awhile, you were stuck in the quantity-not-quality/is-she-NFH rut but you have really come a long way. Plus you drop what you are doing to travel to catch some live music and had the balls to walk away from amarriage that was beneath you. You move towards the sun. Why aren't you more worshipped around here?
For the record, I have not met ncs, but also think she is a pretty lady. And I respect her sense of humor, too. Which is why I had to be tough with her. It's called tough love.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 05-10-2005 04:47 PM
Runaway Bride
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I never proselytize. Because I don't give a fuck about what any of you actually believe.
Give it back, dick.

Gattigap 05-10-2005 04:48 PM
Runaway Bride
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
Why aren't you more worshipped around here?

Hmm. Flinty, I guess someone has the monkey porn posting on ignore. Let this be a lesson to you -- the pursuit of your fantasies, however satisfying, can drive down that FB EQ ratio.

Mister_Ruysbroeck 05-10-2005 04:49 PM
Runaway Bride
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I never proselytize. Because I don't give a fuck about what any of you actually believe.
I am not quite sure why you don't get props for being a board hottie. I mean, I have met you and I may be hard pressed to come up with a prettier lady who writes here. Plus, you are funny. For awhile, you were stuck in the quantity-not-quality/is-she-NFH rut but you have really come a long way. Plus you drop what you are doing to travel to catch some live music and had the balls to walk away from amarriage that was beneath you. You move towards the sun. Why aren't you more worshipped around here?

paigowprincess 05-10-2005 04:51 PM
Runaway Bride
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Gattigap
Hmm. Flinty, I guess someone has the monkey porn posting on ignore. Let this be a lesson to you -- the pursuit of your fantasies, however satisfying, can drive down that FB EQ ratio.
1) Maybe this went down the week Tori Spelling got married, but I never got the monkey. Considering that I am not amused by that particular schtick(prob bc I don't know the genesis), he is sort of precluded from being a board hottie. ALso bc I doubt he is a pretty lady.

2) no 2.

Pretty Little Flower 05-10-2005 04:51 PM
Runaway Bride
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
I am not quite sure why you don't get props for being a board hottie. I mean, I have met you and I may be hard pressed to come up with a prettier lady who writes here. Plus, you are funny. For awhile, you were stuck in the quantity-not-quality/is-she-NFH rut but you have really come a long way. Plus you drop what you are doing to travel to catch some live music and had the balls to walk away from amarriage that was beneath you. You move towards the sun. Why aren't you more worshipped around here?
The whole repeating-another-person's-post-in-a-different-context schtick has been a little bit overdone today. I tell you this because I respect you. Except for the respect part.

paigowprincess 05-10-2005 04:53 PM
Runaway Bride
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
The whole repeating-another-person's-post-in-a-different-context schtick has been a little bit overdone today. I tell you this because I respect you. Except for the respect part.
Maybe it will seem a little fresher on Friday when Wonk catches up.

greatwhitenorthchick 05-10-2005 04:53 PM
Runaway Bride
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
I am not quite sure why you don't get props for being a board hottie. I mean, I have met you and I may be hard pressed to come up with a prettier lady who writes here. Plus, you are funny. For awhile, you were stuck in the quantity-not-quality/is-she-NFH rut but you have really come a long way. Plus you drop what you are doing to travel to catch some live music and had the balls to walk away from amarriage that was beneath you. You move towards the sun. Why aren't you more worshipped around here?
Doesn't Flinty have a thing for ncs?

For the record, I am an ncs fan and would agree that she is a pretty lady.

Shape Shifter 05-10-2005 04:55 PM
Runaway Bride
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
I am not quite sure why you don't get props for being a board hottie. I mean, I have met you and I may be hard pressed to come up with a prettier lady who writes here. Plus, you are funny. For awhile, you were stuck in the quantity-not-quality/is-she-NFH rut but you have really come a long way. Plus you drop what you are doing to travel to catch some live music and had the balls to walk away from amarriage that was beneath you. You move towards the sun. Why aren't you more worshipped around here?
I think every year in May, we should have board superlatives. I've already snagged the honors as Dumbest Poster, but there are quite a few awards still available: Most Popular, Hottest, Most Likely to Succeed, Best Dressed, Most Improved Poster, etc. The festivities would be capped by the crowning of the FB King and Queen, who would win an exciting weekend for 2 anywhere I can install a camera so the rest of us could watch on streaming video.

I nominate sebby for Best Dressed. Any guy that can wear Easter egg colored pants automatically gets my vote.

Mister_Ruysbroeck 05-10-2005 04:57 PM
Runaway Bride
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
For the record, I am an ncs fan and would agree that she is a pretty lady.
I'd hit it.

NotFromHere 05-10-2005 04:58 PM
Runaway Bride
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'm guessing that you don't spend much time with either prosecutors or defense attorneys.
Correct. I do not hang with the criminal defense people.

However, I have friends who work for the police department (who are not cops) and the prosecutors office who have told me that they would never speak to me again were I to venture to the dark side.

Hank Chinaski 05-10-2005 04:58 PM
Things that suck
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I'll be here for you when the time is right.
pack a lunch

paigowprincess 05-10-2005 04:59 PM
Runaway Bride
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I think every year in May, we should have board superlatives. I've already snagged the honors as Dumbest Poster, but there are quite a few awards still available: Most Popular, Hottest, Most Likely to Succeed, Best Dressed, Most Improved Poster, etc. The festivities would be capped by the crowning of the FB King and Queen, who would win an exciting weekend for 2 anywhere I can install a camera so the rest of us could watch on streaming video.

I nominate sebby for Best Dressed. Any guy that can wear Easter egg colored pants automatically gets my vote.
I like this idea.

I nominate Bilmore for oldest.

I nominate Coltrane for youngest.

I nominate str8 for corruptest.

I nominate Slave for most likley to succeed

and I nominate myself for most popular

robustpuppy 05-10-2005 05:00 PM
Runaway Bride
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I think every year in May, we should have board superlatives. I've already snagged the honors as Dumbest Poster, but there are quite a few awards still available: Most Popular, Hottest, Most Likely to Succeed, Best Dressed, Most Improved Poster, etc. The festivities would be capped by the crowning of the FB King and Queen, who would win an exciting weekend for 2 anywhere I can install a camera so the rest of us could watch on streaming video.

I nominate sebby for Best Dressed. Any guy that can wear Easter egg colored pants automatically gets my vote.
Flinty for Best Hair.

TexLex 05-10-2005 05:01 PM
Runaway Bride
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
Correct. However, I have friends who work for the police department (who are not cops) who have told me that they would never speak to me again were I to venture to the dark side.
Your friends suck.

greatwhitenorthchick 05-10-2005 05:02 PM
Runaway Bride
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I think every year in May, we should have board superlatives. I've already snagged the honors as Dumbest Poster, but there are quite a few awards still available: Most Popular, Hottest, Most Likely to Succeed, Best Dressed, Most Improved Poster, etc. The festivities would be capped by the crowning of the FB King and Queen, who would win an exciting weekend for 2 anywhere I can install a camera so the rest of us could watch on streaming video.

I nominate sebby for Best Dressed. Any guy that can wear Easter egg colored pants automatically gets my vote.
Can I be Miss Congeniality?

Or failing that, Miss Universe?

Hank Chinaski 05-10-2005 05:03 PM
Runaway Bride
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Can I be Miss Congeniality?

Or failing that, Miss Universe?
We need a board fluffer

barely_legal 05-10-2005 05:03 PM
Runaway Bride
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Can I be Miss Congeniality?

Or failing that, Miss Universe?
No you stupid bitch, I want to be Miss Congeniality!

Replaced_Texan 05-10-2005 05:04 PM
Runaway Bride
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I think every year in May, we should have board superlatives. I've already snagged the honors as Dumbest Poster, but there are quite a few awards still available: Most Popular, Hottest, Most Likely to Succeed, Best Dressed, Most Improved Poster, etc. The festivities would be capped by the crowning of the FB King and Queen, who would win an exciting weekend for 2 anywhere I can install a camera so the rest of us could watch on streaming video.

I nominate sebby for Best Dressed. Any guy that can wear Easter egg colored pants automatically gets my vote.
It's up to each person to decide how he or she wants to celebrate National Masturbation Month.

NotFromHere 05-10-2005 05:05 PM
Runaway Bride
 
Quote:
Originally posted by TexLex
Your friends suck.
And yet they put wife beaters and rapists in jail.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 05-10-2005 05:05 PM
Runaway Bride
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
I'd hit it.
http://www.wickedhalo.com/pics/banzai.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...tic/milton.jpg


Stolen from Fark.

ABBAKiss 05-10-2005 05:05 PM
Runaway Bride
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
For the record, I am an ncs fan and would agree that she is a pretty lady.
2, even though she has not made out with me (yet). Hi Mr. Man. :hi:

greatwhitenorthchick 05-10-2005 05:06 PM
Runaway Bride
 
Quote:
Originally posted by barely_legal
No you stupid bitch, I want to be Miss Congeniality!
In a nod to postings of yore, we could wrestle for it.

Mister_Ruysbroeck 05-10-2005 05:06 PM
Runaway Bride
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
In a nod to postings of yore, we could wrestle for it.
Pay per view, please. Thanks.

Fluffee 05-10-2005 05:07 PM
Runaway Bride
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
We need a board fluffer
Well, he hasn't been around for a while.

barely_legal 05-10-2005 05:08 PM
Runaway Bride
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
In a nod to postings of yore, we could wrestle for it.
Hmmm, you're tall and fit, which gives you an advantage, but you're really skinny so if I could trip you early and sit on you, I think I'd win pretty quickly. You're on!

paigowprincess 05-10-2005 05:10 PM
Runaway Bride
 
Quote:
Originally posted by barely_legal
Hmmm, you're tall and fit, which gives you an advantage, but you're really skinny so if I could trip you early and sit on you, I think I'd win pretty quickly. You're on!
You are not exaclty an M and M.

notcasesensitive 05-10-2005 05:11 PM
Runaway Bride
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
I am not quite sure why you don't get props for being a board hottie. I mean, I have met you and I may be hard pressed to come up with a prettier lady who writes here. Plus, you are funny. For awhile, you were stuck in the quantity-not-quality/is-she-NFH rut but you have really come a long way. Plus you drop what you are doing to travel to catch some live music and had the balls to walk away from amarriage that was beneath you. You move towards the sun. Why aren't you more worshipped around here?
Well, ABBA has offered to make out with me. Before today even.

Thank you, thank you, one and all for the kind words. I was particularly touched by "I'd hit it." I've bookmarked this page and have it on the ready for the next time Mr Man and I have a fight. Your checks are in the mail.

greatwhitenorthchick 05-10-2005 05:11 PM
Runaway Bride
 
Quote:
Originally posted by barely_legal
Hmmm, you're tall and fit, which gives you an advantage, but you're really skinny so if I could trip you early and sit on you, I think I'd win pretty quickly. You're on!
Ok, it is ON!! You are going down faster than me on a first date!

(And if I lose I want to be nominated for Most Sluttiest or failing that, Most Canadian. I have a good feeling I could crush str8 like a bug on that one.)

Not Bob 05-10-2005 05:12 PM
Runaway Bride
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
It's up to each person to decide how he or she wants to celebrate National Masturbation Month.
Well done.

Who was it that called the FB (well, the FB at the other place, technically) an "ego-stroking circle jerk" anyway?


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