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Antiquity 04-30-2004 04:02 PM

Lara Flynn Boyle sighted
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
What was it? The site is blocked by the filters here.
I am usually opposed to such filters, but in this case they have a quality of mercy. I'd take Jacko over that. Which is not a request.

taxwonk 04-30-2004 04:02 PM

Wandering around
 
Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I can't believe I am doing this...

According to you, everyone has bad tits. Please tell me, who are some celebrities that you assert have (a) nice natural tits, or (b) good implants.
I can't believe you're doing it either. You were one of the few, the proud, the "let's just pretend she isn't here until she gets bored and goes away" contingent. I felt in you a kindred spirit. Has the troll under the bridge finally coopted you as well, my dear?

bold_n_brazen 04-30-2004 04:05 PM

Wandering around
 
Quote:

Originally posted by taxwonk
I can't believe you're doing it either. You were one of the few, the proud, the "let's just pretend she isn't here until she gets bored and goes away" contingent. I felt in you a kindred spirit. Has the troll under the bridge finally coopted you as well, my dear?
I am so ashamed. I feel dirty. I think I need a shower.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 04-30-2004 04:06 PM

Wandering around
 
Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I can't believe I am doing this...

According to you, everyone has bad tits. Please tell me, who are some celebrities that you assert have (a) nice natural tits, or (b) good implants.
Can I do this? Nice and natural:

-http://www.reeldeals.com/pictures/swimmingpool.jpg

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 04-30-2004 04:07 PM

Wandering around
 
Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I am so ashamed. I feel dirty. I think I need a shower.
Stream the video to us here as pennance.

Shape Shifter 04-30-2004 04:08 PM

Wandering around
 
Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I am so ashamed. I feel dirty. I think I need a shower.
You should just post a picture of your tits instead. As should ABBA, sunny bunny, and fringey for encouraging you along this path.

Not Me 04-30-2004 04:09 PM

Wandering around
 
Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
According to you, everyone has bad tits. Please tell me, who are some celebrities that you assert have (a) nice natural tits, or (b) good implants.
(a)Madonna had nice natural breasts in those Penthouse photos when she was 19 posing nude. Don't know how they look now after 2 kids.

(b)Pamela Anderson's first set were nice. Her new set are awful.

Not Me 04-30-2004 04:09 PM

Wandering around
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Let me add that I'll wager that Not Me is (b).
I have a good time in bed and so does my b/f. We both like me.

LessinSF 04-30-2004 04:11 PM

Lara Flynn Boyle sighted
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Why did you do that.
To prove that I can top Michael Jackson with my Lvl. 7 Powers of the Internet spell so easily you should quiver. I was also hoping to shrivel my dick down to the size of Not Me's so that I can control my behavior this weekend and save all my splooge for you.

taxwonk 04-30-2004 04:12 PM

Wandering around
 
Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I am so ashamed. I feel dirty. I think I need a shower.
Yes, you are dirty. You are a dirty, dirty girl. I should take you over my knee and....


Oh shit, did I type that out loud?

Mister_Ruysbroeck 04-30-2004 04:15 PM

Wandering around
 
Quote:

Originally posted by taxwonk

Oh shit, did I type that out loud?
Yes. And this surprises you?

Not Me 04-30-2004 04:16 PM

Lara Flynn Boyle sighted
 
Quote:

Originally posted by LessinSF
link to photo
Anyone doubt those are implants?



(edited to save eyes by replacing photo with link--Burger)

Shape Shifter 04-30-2004 04:22 PM

It is great to be myself
 
http://www2.fanscape.com/williamhung/ecard.html#

(William Hung cd samples)

Anne Elk 04-30-2004 04:35 PM

Lara Flynn Boyle sighted
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
What was it? The site is blocked by the filters here.
A living skeleton. Very disturbing. Not for the faint of heart.

Skeks in the city 04-30-2004 04:35 PM

Lara Flynn Boyle sighted
 
Quote:

Originally posted by LessinSF
[spree link to pic of emaciated chick with implants][IMG]http://forums.7pounds.net/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=16655
Unholy motherfuck, that's nasty.

billing_time 04-30-2004 04:44 PM

Lara Flynn Boyle sighted
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Not Me
Anyone doubt those are implants?



(edited to save eyes by replacing photo with link--Burger)
I sure hope those implants were inserted prior to the weight loss.

Skeks in the city 04-30-2004 04:52 PM

Wandering around
 
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

Quote:

Can I do this? Nice and natural:
Yeah, Ludivine Sagnier looks good. Link to nekid pics of LS from Swimming Pool and some other movie: http://members.fortunecity.com/babesindex1/

http://members.fortunecity.com/babes.../ls/swim01.jpg

futbol fan 04-30-2004 04:53 PM

The more things change
 
I am very pleased to see that after all this time everyone is still talking about boob jobs and Less's shrivelled cock. I can curse here, can't I?

Replaced_Texan 04-30-2004 04:56 PM

The more things change
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ironweed
I am very pleased to see that after all this time everyone is still talking about boob jobs and Less's shrivelled cock. I can curse here, can't I?
Fuck yeah, you can curse here. Welcome back into the fold.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 04-30-2004 05:02 PM

The more things change
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ironweed
I am very pleased to see that after all this time everyone is still talking about boob jobs and Less's shrivelled cock. I can curse here, can't I?
Did they change the internet filters at the old folks home? First 8-track shows up, now this. You can stick around if you buy drinks.

eta: fuckity fuck fuck, cockknockers. Because we can do that here.

Not Me 04-30-2004 05:02 PM

Wandering around
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Skeks in the city
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Yeah, Ludivine Sagnier looks good. Link to nekid pics of LS from Swimming Pool and some other movie: http://members.fortunecity.com/babesindex1/
Not much upper fullness and she looks young for them to be hanging that low already. She looks early 20's and her nipple is pretty low relative to her inframammary crease for her age. Given how they are hanging a bit low so young, by the time she hits 30, she will have some low riders. Sooner if she has kids.

Skeks in the city 04-30-2004 05:07 PM

Not all models shave down under
 
BRC was wrong that swimsuit/lingerie models all shave down under. Maryeva Oliveira:

http://members.fortunecity.com/anabb/maryeva/08_06.jpg

futbol fan 04-30-2004 05:08 PM

Quote:

You can stick around if you buy drinks.
Well, Ollie, see that's kinda why I stopped by. You wouldn't have a fiver you could spot me till next fucking Tuesday, wouldya? Ya fuck ya?

Alex_de_Large 04-30-2004 05:10 PM

Lara Flynn Boyle sighted
 
Quote:

Originally posted by LessinSF pics of nast skeleton lady
HOLY FUCK!

Shape Shifter 04-30-2004 05:10 PM

The more things change
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ironweed
I am very pleased to see that after all this time everyone is still talking about boob jobs and Less's shrivelled cock. I can curse here, can't I?
Just what the board needs - another has-been hanging around just to lord old skool board cred over us newbers, reminscing about k races won, hat tricks, and VPLs observed. With the google IPO, I should probably get ready for more of this.

Alex_de_Large 04-30-2004 05:12 PM

The more things change
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ironweed
I am very pleased to see that after all this time everyone is still talking about boob jobs and Less's shrivelled cock. I can curse here, can't I?
Welcome back, weed.

Not Me 04-30-2004 05:13 PM

Not all models shave down under
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Skeks in the city
BRC was wrong that swimsuit/lingerie models all shave down under. Maryeva Oliveira:
Dude, replace that with a link. That is not work appropriate.

futbol fan 04-30-2004 05:19 PM

Quote:

Welcome back, weed.
Thanks AdL. Now I have that Dr. Octagon bit stuck in my head again.

Quote:

another has-been hanging around just to lord old skool board cred over us newbers,
If I had known there was lording over going on I would have got here sooner. Did I mention that I invented the term "checking the box," or "CTB" as it's known to all you newbers? Not to be confused with "TCB," which was invented by one of Thomas Alva Edison's right-wing socks.

Dave 04-30-2004 05:27 PM

Wandering around
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Anne Elk
Beckham is hot. Porn, I mean Posh, Spice is not. Question for the FB men, is she bangable or would you stray too if you were married to her? She looks like she would break in half during sex.
I don't know if she would break in half or not, but you could sure have a lot of fun trying to find out.

Sure doesn't look like she used to, though.

LessinSF 04-30-2004 05:34 PM

Paigow sighted
 
http://www.fingers.co.za/arb/After106.jpg

edited to note that it is funnie that someone else posted a similarly themed pic.

Replaced_Texan 04-30-2004 05:39 PM

Paigow sighted
 
Quote:

Originally posted by LessinSF
http://www.fingers.co.za/arb/After106.jpg

edited to note that it is funnie that someone else posted a similarly themed pic.
My IT department has some really fucked up and inconsistent filters.

LessinSF 04-30-2004 05:44 PM

Not Me Sighted Today
 
http://www.fingers.co.za/arb/CASUALFR.jpg

LessinSF 04-30-2004 05:52 PM

Taxwonk Sighted
 
Funny pic (not nude) but it was too big to post, which is funnie in an of itself - http://www.fingers.co.za/arb/I-beat-it.jpg

LessinSF 04-30-2004 06:14 PM

For anyone with a cat avatar
 
http://www.fingers.co.za/arb/bargain.jpg

robustpuppy 04-30-2004 06:24 PM

Who's the King[----]?
 
Deleted to make TM happy.

Not Me 04-30-2004 06:27 PM

Not Me Sighted Today
 
Quote:

Originally posted by LessinSF

http://www2.victoriassecret.com/imag...ri/V111171.jpg
You are so obsessed with me. Take a number. There are many in line ahead of

Shape Shifter 04-30-2004 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ironweed
If I had known there was lording over going on I would have got here sooner.
Well then thank goodness you're here. I have been lorded over like Traci. It can be so intimidating at times that I am afraid to post. It has probably halved my post count. Thankfully I still have my primary sock.

Hank Chinaski 04-30-2004 08:56 PM

I want to love you (PYT) pretty young thing
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Nicely done. Now I need your help with this one.


http://cache.eonline.com/Gossip/Imag...ael.042804.jpg
Fantasy world go away!
Not to spoil your fun, but Michael Jackson wouldn't find you attractive Shapey, because, listen closely, YOU ARE TOO OLD. you can brazil wax your genitals, it won't matter, he won't see it, you very breath smells of ennui.

Maybe Tito likes middle aged guysl

Hank Chinaski 04-30-2004 09:03 PM

just a sample
 
http://www.chickletbbw.com/images/Clipboard01.jpg

I'm posting this not because i think fat people are funny. nope. this bitch makes you date her for 2 months before putting out....





confidentially this is an attempt to make less be my friend...

lookingformarket 04-30-2004 10:03 PM

Wandering around
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Anne Elk
Question for the FB men, is she bangable or would you stray too if you were married to her? She looks like she would break in half during sex.
Your questions do not list two mutually exclusive alternatives. 1) she is bangable, 2) I would not stray if married to her because I think that is tacky, 3) I'd be willing to give breaking her in the half the old college try as they say.








Edited to fix the horrible grammar b/c I want dtb to like me.


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