LawTalkers - Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

Originally posted by ltl/fb
If it's equal parts of three things, and you are getting 3 16 oz drinks, you are getting 16 oz of vodka -- no wonder you are lit.

Ice. Sorry for the poor writing.

NCS: Peanuts are good for you. If they aren't, I'm fucked. I injest insane amounts of peanut and olive oil. Keeps my coat shiny.

PP: Re "bloated," exxxactly.

paigowprincess

05-17-2005 08:29 PM

NBC is really fucking stupid

Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
The greyhound is always there to be re-discovered.

Needs something else like cran. Just a few of these bad boys and you get the equivalent of Sebby's Odwalla blueberry red bull vodka fiasco.

Greyhound

1 1/4 oz. Vodka, Grapefruit juice

Build in a Highball glass

paigowprincess

05-17-2005 08:42 PM

NBC is really fucking stupid

Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Ice. Sorry for the poor writing.

NCS: Peanuts are good for you. If they aren't, I'm fucked. I injest insane amounts of peanut and olive oil. Keeps my coat shiny.

PP: Re "bloated," exxxactly.

Since you didnt tell me not to tell you, peanuts do contain a toxin in a very small amount that can add up if enough peanuts are eaten.

As for spinach, I don't know why the macrobiotic people won't eat it but otherwise I imagine its safe.

I fear that I will never be able to eat black beans again without the word bloated going through my head.

BloatedSlave

05-17-2005 09:04 PM

NBC is really fucking stupid

Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess

I fear that I will never be able to eat black beans again without the word bloated going through my head.

Or have sex in the kitchen without the same affect. Enjoy the memories in your spinsterhood.

NotFromHere

05-17-2005 09:04 PM

The new Lindsey

Now

http://www.packmule.org/tenp/lohan.skel.01.jpg

And before eating disorder.

http://thedisneyblog.typepad.com/pho...han_bikini.jpg

Hank Chinaski

05-17-2005 09:15 PM

NBC is really fucking stupid

Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Beer in a fruit shake? Never.

If you want to get lit quickly before dinner, buy one of those Odwalla blueberry B-Vitamin shakes and mix it with equal parts Hangar One or Ketel one and Red Bull until you finish the shake and the red bull (should get three 16 or so oz drinks out of the mix). That provides a nice primer before dinner and picks you up and makes you feel pretty damn good. And its healthy.

I'll only drink the vodka if I had too much of scotch or wine one night and too much of the other the night before. I say that because maybe I'm wrong, but vodka is best (hangover-wise) straight w/o juice and certainly w/o blueberry shakes. Red bull? Do you still have a job?

sebastian_dangerfield

05-17-2005 10:02 PM

NBC is really fucking stupid

Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Since you didnt tell me not to tell you, peanuts do contain a toxin in a very small amount that can add up if enough peanuts are eaten.

As for spinach, I don't know why the macrobiotic people won't eat it but otherwise I imagine its safe.

I fear that I will never be able to eat black beans again without the word bloated going through my head.

A chick at the local Whole Foods just spied me with a Diet Coke and said "hey, we don't sell that... thats technically unhealthy."

I smiled and said, "That organic thing is bullshit. You know that. I just eat here because the food is fresh and better quality."

I'm not sure, but I think she may have been a bit offended. Serves the organic crowd right... that whole mode of thinking is such heaping, stinking horseshit. Its like these waterheads who believe you can cure cancer by aligning your shakras properly, or that you can tell a person's digestive health by looking at a spot below his tongue outlined in s 5th century Chinese herbal medicine text.

Why do people have to have a messagee to glom onto, or some "mode" of thinking to believe in. Why do they have to develop a set of beliefs to guide them? What the fuck ever happened to just being your goddamned self and letting common sense dictate for you? I hate people who are enthralled with any movement or groupthink. I want to start a group to combat them. We could go to protests and hold signs which say "Try getting laid instead of [piercing your eyelid] or [joining an evangelical church]!"

pony_trekker

05-17-2005 10:13 PM

Star Wars

Quote:

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'm going to beat anyone* who spoils this movie in any way for me.

Anakin becomes Darth Vader. So there. Pthhhhpt.

SlaveNoMore

05-17-2005 10:15 PM

NBC is really fucking stupid

Quote:

sebastian_dangerfield
A chick at the local Whole Foods just spied me with a Diet Coke and said "hey, we don't sell that... thats technically unhealthy."

I smiled and said, "That organic thing is bullshit. You know that. I just eat here because the food is fresh and better quality."

I'm not sure, but I think she may have been a bit offended. Serves the organic crowd right... that whole mode of thinking is such heaping, stinking horseshit. Its like these waterheads who believe you can cure cancer by aligning your shakras properly, or that you can tell a person's digestive health by looking at a spot below his tongue outlined in s 5th century Chinese herbal medicine text.

Why do people have to have a messagee to glom onto, or some "mode" of thinking to believe in. Why do they have to develop a set of beliefs to guide them? What the fuck ever happened to just being your goddamned self and letting common sense dictate for you? I hate people who are enthralled with any movement or groupthink. I want to start a group to combat them. We could go to protests and hold signs which say "Try getting laid instead of [piercing your eyelid] or [joining an evangelical church]!"

Is this the 2 minute trailer for the next full 2 hour rant over at the AMC Blogoplex?

ltl/fb

05-17-2005 10:17 PM

NBC is really fucking stupid

Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
A chick at the local Whole Foods just spied me with a Diet Coke and said "hey, we don't sell that... thats technically unhealthy."

I smiled and said, "That organic thing is bullshit. You know that. I just eat here because the food is fresh and better quality."

I'm not sure, but I think she may have been a bit offended. Serves the organic crowd right... that whole mode of thinking is such heaping, stinking horseshit. Its like these waterheads who believe you can cure cancer by aligning your shakras properly, or that you can tell a person's digestive health by looking at a spot below his tongue outlined in s 5th century Chinese herbal medicine text.

Why do people have to have a messagee to glom onto, or some "mode" of thinking to believe in. Why do they have to develop a set of beliefs to guide them? What the fuck ever happened to just being your goddamned self and letting common sense dictate for you? I hate people who are enthralled with any movement or groupthink. I want to start a group to combat them. We could go to protests and hold signs which say "Try getting laid instead of [piercing your eyelid] or [joining an evangelical church]!"

Given that ranting is the message/"mode" of thinking you have glommed onto, this amuses me.

Go fuck your wife or someone.

ThurgreedMarshall

05-17-2005 10:22 PM

Star Wars

Quote:

Originally posted by pony_trekker
Anakin becomes Darth Vader. So there. Pthhhhpt.

You just saved SS $8.50.

TM

Hank Chinaski

05-17-2005 10:36 PM

NBC is really fucking stupid

Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Why do people have to have a messagee to glom onto, or some "mode" of thinking to believe in. Why do they have to develop a set of beliefs to guide them? What the fuck ever happened to just being your goddamned self and letting common sense dictate for you? I hate people who are enthralled with any movement or groupthink. I want to start a group to combat them. We could go to protests and hold signs which say "Try getting laid instead of [piercing your eyelid] or [joining an evangelical church]!"

You felt wearing blue jeans was a rejection of the conformity of grey suits, but you don't realize that your blue jeans are every bit as much a uniform. At least the Whole Foods ladt realizes she is part of a cult.

Anne Elk

05-17-2005 10:46 PM

Star Wars

Quote:

Originally posted by NotFromHere
He's got a great talk show though.

http://images.google.com/images?q=tb...ahamnorton.jpg
http://worldofwonder.net/images/grahamnorton.jpg
eta gold lame suit for rp.

Graham Norton is Irish, not British.
Irish everywhere are offended.

robustpuppy

05-17-2005 10:50 PM

Hold me!

Quote:

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
This is close, but it's clear that there are two women - the one with the hands and with the legs can't be the same.

You are dumbest. He is grasping his abdomen -- with his own hand -- because of the GI pain. The femininity of the hand will also be explained in the novel.

sebastian_dangerfield

05-17-2005 11:38 PM

NBC is really fucking stupid

Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
You felt wearing blue jeans was a rejection of the conformity of grey suits, but you don't realize that your blue jeans are every bit as much a uniform. At least the Whole Foods ladt realizes she is part of a cult.

I don't wear jeans much anymore because I've lost my favorite pair of really broken in ones, which I had forever, and I can't break new ones in. The ones I have I don't like, largely because they're not as broken in as the ones I lost. Its a fucking horrible catch 22.

Worse, my favorite stone colored pants developed a hole in the crotch last week. I reached down, grasped the fabric to scratch my balls, and the fabric tore. Tiny little one inch tear, but for a commando person, that could be disatrous. I had to walk gingerlky for the remainder of the day. I want to get them fixed, but I don't know how. You can't seamlessly repair a crotch tear in light stone summerweight trousers.

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