LawTalkers - A Black Hole of Happiness

Originally posted by NotFromHere
For a guy who works out constantly and who never wears a shirt (Hi Coltrane!), you'd think this guy would have a better ab regimen.

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/200...cconaughey.jpg

I am pleased to learn that I am not the only person who thinks this. He allegedly smells bad too. Of course, it is possible that I hate him becuase he looks a hell of a lot like Commando Boy.

Hank Chinaski

06-26-2007 12:30 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
The top picture is of a fit stomach after recently consumed beer and/or food.

Translation: I'm not qualifying for Boston again anytime soon.

Tyrone Slothrop

06-26-2007 12:31 PM

Amazon.com

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Why do you think they've misrepresented the fact they have it in stock? "We have that--we're just not going to sell it to you today."

It smells a lot like a deceptive or unfair business practice under California law, if not fraud, and if you found out that they were deliberately holding onto stuff for a few days to drive people to Amazon Prime in order to induce people to spend more there -- well, I don't think Amazon would want that kind of publicity.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

06-26-2007 12:35 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Translation: I'm not qualifying for Boston again anytime soon.

Qualified for 2008*, bitch! Suck it.

*due to the late-in-the-season Chicago race, you qualify for the next two Boston Marathons.

Replaced_Texan

06-26-2007 12:36 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I am pleased to learn that I am not the only person who thinks this. He allegedly smells bad too. Of course, it is possible that I hate him becuase he looks a hell of a lot like Commando Boy.

He propositioned a friend of mine in a bar in Austin a few years ago. Some lame line about his birthday and deserving a kiss. She was unimpressed with the line and the smell.

ThurgreedMarshall

06-26-2007 12:37 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/200...ris_hilton.jpg

This is the best she's ever looked. And that's a genuine smile. If it takes jail to make her look like a normal human being, I wonder if it will make her act like a normal human being as well.

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Hank Chinaski

06-26-2007 12:38 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Qualified for 2008*, bitch! Suck it.

Translation: I told them I'm 40.

ThurgreedMarshall

06-26-2007 12:40 PM

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That is a combination of too much ab muscle and the way he stands. If he stood up straight and flexed, it would look like this:

http://msnbcmedia1.msn.com/j/msnbc/C...d_4p.widec.jpg

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robustpuppy

06-26-2007 12:42 PM

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I think he's disgusting. He always looks like he needs a good scrubbing, which probably wouldn't even take.

ThurgreedMarshall

06-26-2007 12:46 PM

Burger ain't that bright

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/06/26/gat....ap/index.html

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Replaced_Texan

06-26-2007 12:54 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I think he's disgusting. He always looks like he needs a good scrubbing, which probably wouldn't even take.

I saw parts of Lone Star (which I think is one of the best movies about Texas ever made, runners up Dazed and Confused, Frailty and A Perfect World, two of the three have him in it) over the weekend, and I thought he looked relatively scrubbed down for that.

robustpuppy

06-26-2007 12:56 PM

Burger ain't that bright

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/06/26/gat....ap/index.html

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Mmmm.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

06-26-2007 01:02 PM

Paris leaves jail

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
This is the best she's ever looked.

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2. Her face almost looks normal and cute. Must be she couldn't control the angle.