LawTalkers - New Fashion Board 10-3-2003

Originally posted by pony_trekker
Me too. I have felt that electric buzz when I see a woman that sends my heart fluttering. But that's the electric chastity belt my wife put on my johnson giving me 12 volts DC.

But sometimes that bzzz is really just a gurgle from that curried bean and broccolli burrito that I had for breakfast.

Bad_Rich_Chic

10-27-2003 11:04 AM

Halloween Poll

Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Anyway, we were all petrified and huddled close together for the long walk back to the bunks. Some camp counselors decided to scare us and hid in the bushes. Fucking scared us all to death. Damn that was fun.

I wish I'd gone to your camp. Girl Scout Camp sucked.

Interesting point about ghosts and cities. Some cities are really haunted (e.g.: York, Boston is supposed to be pretty good). Some aren't. NYC really doesn't seem that haunted - not as much as you'd expect for how old it is and how large the population is. The population is so transient, I guess that has an effect (both on "ghosts" sticking and on stories getting a chance to take off).

Article about NYC ghosts - http://www.nypress.com/16/43/realestate/realestate2.cfm

edited to correct ie/eg error - I hate those.

notcasesensitive

10-27-2003 11:06 AM

BMB update for Paigow

James and Wes are over...

Boy Meets Boy's James Getzlaff and Wes Culwell have broken up, "in the grand tradition of gay reality television couples breaking up," as Let Me Get This Straight reports. On Oct. 17, Wes wrote on his blog Wesonality (that's what it's called, really) that the two "are still really great friends." He also advertises for a replacement: "if you're under 35 - in the LA area - have a steady job and an amazing sense of adventure drop me a line!" Wes' web site also reveals that he's an actor, although Bravo billed him as a "fundraiser." (realityblurred)

I'm sure we are all shocked (Shocked!) to learn that Wes is an actor.

Resume.

paigowprincess

10-27-2003 11:10 AM

BMB update for Paigow

Quote:

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
James and Wes are over...

Boy Meets Boy's James Getzlaff and Wes Culwell have broken up, "in the grand tradition of gay reality television couples breaking up," as Let Me Get This Straight reports. On Oct. 17, Wes wrote on his blog Wesonality (that's what it's called, really) that the two "are still really great friends." He also advertises for a replacement: "if you're under 35 - in the LA area - have a steady job and an amazing sense of adventure drop me a line!" Wes' web site also reveals that he's an actor, although Bravo billed him as a "fundraiser." (realityblurred)

I'm sure we are all shocked (Shocked!) to learn that Wes is an actor.

Resume.

Getzlaff? Is that last name for real? And I thought Wes and his bad nosejob lived in TX. Has NOBODY learned that the reality tv to actor transiation does not happen?

What is a blog?

notcasesensitive

10-27-2003 11:12 AM

BMB update for Paigow

Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Getzlaff? Is that last name for real? And I thought Wes and his bad nosejob lived in TX. Has NOBODY learned that the reality tv to actor transiation does not happen?

What is a blog?

Wes lived in San Diego. According to his site, he just moved to LA. I'll leave it to someone hipper than I to explain blogs.

spookyfish

10-27-2003 11:15 AM

BMB update for Paigow

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
What is a blog?

A blog is shorthand for weblog. It's sort of the internet equivalent to a person's diary.

Kind of like this, but for only one person.

notcasesensitive

10-27-2003 11:19 AM

BMB update for Paigow

Quote:

Originally posted by spookyfish
A blog is shorthand for weblog. It's sort of the internet equivalent to a person's diary.

Kind of like this, but for only one person.

It isn't always a diary. For example realityblurred.com is a blog. The people who maintain that website post bits and pieces that they read/learn about reality tv shows for those who care to read. But web diaries are also blogs.

Edit - there's a definition here: http://www.marketingterms.com/dictionary/blog/

sebastian_dangerfield

10-27-2003 11:21 AM

Evolution, baby...

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Originally posted by mmm3587
I have to agree with the poster who suggested this was a biological response resulting from millenia of evolution. It's kind of a fun thing to feel when it all rushes at you at once. On some fundamental level, your instincts attract you to him. So, date him.

Paigow,

Yeh, everyone has this happen to them from time to time. Usually, I find it happens unexpectedly and suddenly. You just make this wierd sort of strong eye contact and you know that for that period of time, both of you is thinking, on a primordial level, about what it would be like to fuck each other like animals. Hell, it happened to me just the other day at a hotel. I go up to the desk to check out and pick up my head from my wallet and look into the eyes of this cute blonde, and she looks back and we both smile and during the whole transaction we don't break eye contact. There was just like a wierd electricity in the stares exchanged, and my mind immediately flashed, though I was looking at her face, to what it would be like to be fucking her in one of the rooms upstairs. And it felt wierd... not "tingly" or like some sort of an epiphany, but just wierd. Here I am, some random guy, running into some random chick and we look at each other for a moment and flash through a primordial sex fantasy.

Of course, every asshole could say "You arrogant bastard, how do you know she wasn't just staring at the chunk of food stuck between your teeth." To that, I say, you had to be in the moment... there's simply no way to explain why her long gaze and smile and mine met and it felt hot and wierd for a moment. Hell, she was not the hottest woman I've ever seen, nor am I the sexiest cat she's ever seen I'm sure, which underscores the random primordial nature of such encounters. There's no rational logical reason for it. My best effort to explain it would be that perhaps she and I both embodied qualities that each other found deeply attractive on some unconscious ape-man level. I have no other explanation for this phenomenon.

You should fuck the dude. I ran into a chick at a party many years ago and we had one of the wierd moments I described above, but at that time she was hitched. A few years later I ran into her at a party after she'd been divorced. We almost immediately began flirting and within and hour admitted to one another that there was a wierd "I have to fuck this person" vibe present when we first met. We had a short torrid relationship with some pretty awesome sex. So I say, don't think about this cat... just fuck him.

Apologies for length... I like this topic,
SD

ThurgreedMarshall

10-27-2003 11:22 AM

Full, round, artificial presumptions

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Originally posted by mmm3587
You both need to realize that the expression of opinions is not necessarily a personal attack on you, your mother or your wife. And if you think that it always is, you need to examine why that is. That's all that I have to say about this. Just get on with your life and wait for the next time someone disagrees with a premise you hold true to get all worked up.

You need to realize that you are a sore fucking loser. Barely bitch slapped you and now you're feeling all offended and sorry for yourself.

By the way, I've fucked a few girls with fake tits, but no one I know has them, you moron. I was disagreeing with your assertion, not defending someone I know with fake tits. I hope the next time you post something stupid, realize you'll probably get bitch slapped again.

TM

Tyrone Slothrop

10-27-2003 11:23 AM

BMB update for Paigow

Quote:

Originally posted by spookyfish
A blog is shorthand for weblog. It's sort of the internet equivalent to a person's diary.

Kind of like this, but for only one person.

Before there were blogs, there were web journals. The essential difference is that blogs tend to link to other things on the web.

Tyrone Slothrop

10-27-2003 11:25 AM

Full, round, artificial presumptions

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall

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Originally posted by mmm3587
You both need to realize that the expression of opinions is not necessarily a personal attack on you, your mother or your wife. And if you think that it always is, you need to examine why that is. That's all that I have to say about this. Just get on with your life and wait for the next time someone disagrees with a premise you hold true to get all worked up.
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Not a bad response, TM, but it's kinda funny that he knows your mother. Small world.

Bad_Rich_Chic

10-27-2003 11:31 AM

Evolution, baby...

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Originally posted by mmm3587
I have to agree with the poster who suggested this was a biological response resulting from millenia of evolution.

I have to say, it reminded me of some of the descriptions I've heard of the early stages of menopause.

Penske_Account

10-27-2003 11:33 AM

Has this ever happened to anyone

I don't believe in electricity. I'm a luddite.

Tyrone Slothrop

10-27-2003 11:34 AM

poker

For the poker crowd:

Article from the SF Chronicle about the boom in poker.

Profile of Phil Hellmuth.

ThurgreedMarshall

10-27-2003 11:34 AM

my life is lacking

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
The legs are burning, the hips are opening, your head is upside down, and the breathing is really intense.

Multiply that by 6 or 7 and you have a typical Friday night for RT.

TM

The Daintiest Petunia

10-27-2003 11:34 AM

My first Timothy moment!!!

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield

. . . wierd . . . wierd . . . wierd . . . wierd . . . wierd . . . wierd . . . wierd

Um, Mr. Dangerfield??? Yoo hoo!!!! I think someone needs a spell checker for a certain word he likes to use A LOT!!!!!! hahaha :P :P It is kind of fun to be a spelling Timothy, but I have to be careful - I kind of live in a spelling glass house myself. UH OH!!!!!!! Please don't throw spelling stones back, Mr. Dangerfiled!!! lol :rofl:

The Dainties Petunia

paigowprincess

10-27-2003 11:34 AM

Evolution, baby...

Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Paigow,

Yeh, everyone has this happen to them from time to time. Usually, I find it happens unexpectedly and suddenly. You just make this wierd sort of strong eye contact and you know that for that period of time, both of you is thinking, on a primordial level, about what it would be like to fuck each other like animals. Hell, it happened to me just the other day at a hotel. I go up to the desk to check out and pick up my head from my wallet and look into the eyes of this cute blonde, and she looks back and we both smile and during the whole transaction we don't break eye contact. There was just like a wierd electricity in the stares exchanged, and my mind immediately flashed, though I was looking at her face, to what it would be like to be fucking her in one of the rooms upstairs. And it felt wierd... not "tingly" or like some sort of an epiphany, but just wierd. Here I am, some random guy, running into some random chick and we look at each other for a moment and flash through a primordial sex fantasy.

Of course, every asshole could say "You arrogant bastard, how do you know she wasn't just staring at the chunk of food stuck between your teeth." To that, I say, you had to be in the moment... there's simply no way to explain why her long gaze and smile and mine met and it felt hot and wierd for a moment. Hell, she was not the hottest woman I've ever seen, nor am I the sexiest cat she's ever seen I'm sure, which underscores the random primordial nature of such encounters. There's no rational logical reason for it. My best effort to explain it would be that perhaps she and I both embodied qualities that each other found deeply attractive on some unconscious ape-man level. I have no other explanation for this phenomenon.

You should fuck the dude. I ran into a chick at a party many years ago and we had one of the wierd moments I described above, but at that time she was hitched. A few years later I ran into her at a party after she'd been divorced. We almost immediately began flirting and within and hour admitted to one another that there was a wierd "I have to fuck this person" vibe present when we first met. We had a short torrid relationship with some pretty awesome sex. So I say, don't think about this cat... just fuck him.

Apologies for length... I like this topic,
SD

a) I missed you, you sexy cat. though I worry your catness might invite too much montecore,

b) When I said I felt tingly, it was not in an epiphany way. What happened was that I was deep into the breathing and torture of the Wheel (not the song, the pose) and then I felt as if I was about to come (which is what the tingly was= I guess guys dont tingle before they splooge?) and right when that happened, like a half second later, the images of this guy entered my head. Then I was like Why am I thinking of the Masshole when I am in Wheel and feeling tingly (which happens occasionaly in yoga, but that was teh most intense it ever felt, ever) ? Then I coincidentally saw him the following day and had the Aha moment when I looked into the bluest eyes I have ever seen. The guy was fucking gorgeous. Maybet that was it? But when that happened and I had the feeling, then I thought maybe something happened with the yoga- like a spell or someting. But make no mistake, the tingle was more an orgasm thing than an epiphany thing.

c) good to know , or is it bad, that you can still have those enoucnters when married. Do you have them with the wife? did you ever ahbe them with the wife? Or with the lady who MRed you?

ABBAKiss

10-27-2003 11:39 AM

My first Timothy moment!!!

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Originally posted by The Daintiest Petunia
The Dainties Petunia

I read this as The Panties Petunia. Very Georgia O'Keefe.

ThurgreedMarshall

10-27-2003 11:57 AM

Full, round, artificial presumptions

Quote:

Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
it's kinda funny that he knows your mother. Small world.

You clearly don't know my mother.

TM

Tyrone Slothrop

10-27-2003 11:59 AM

Full, round, artificial presumptions

Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You clearly don't know my mother.

TM

Clearly, but I'm starting to feel like the odd guy out.

The Daintiest Petunia

10-27-2003 12:04 PM

My first Timothy moment!!!

Quote:

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I read this as The Panties Petunia. Very Georgia O'Keefe.

Ooooooooooh nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!! My first Timothy moment, correcting Mr. Dangerfield's spelling, and I don't even spell my name right!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA. :D :D I SWEAR I did not do that on purpose!! Pretty ironic, huh??? (Hi PLF!!!! - I hope retirement is fun. Somebody PMed me and said you still sometimes read the boards. HI!!!!) Anyhoo, I would go back an edit my earlier message, but then ABBA's message would make no sense!!!! hahaha What's a Petunia to do???? I give up!:flag: LOL!!!!!!

The Daintiest Petunia

leagleaze

10-27-2003 12:07 PM

I don't know about the tingling thing during Yoga, but I do know that even though I am supposed to be all focused, my mind sometimes wanders. I also have noticed that it almost feels like I have become aware of every little part of my body in a way I am normally not. So I have no trouble believing that if I started having a bit of a fantasy about someone during the more difficult positions that I could get hot and bothered.

I've had the tingly touching hands thing, it's pretty damn weird. I remember the first time I had it, I had seen this person a couple of times and was starting to feel a little interested. Bumped into her at a dinner, went over to say hey and we shook hands. We released hands, and then actually both grabbed each other's hands again for a moment. It was very strange, and very powerful.

Have to say it ended up being one of the most passionate relationships I ever had.

ThurgreedMarshall

10-27-2003 12:08 PM

Full, round, artificial presumptions

Quote:

Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
Clearly, but I'm starting to feel like the odd guy out.

You can't be an FB superstar until you've had her. Sorry.

TM

sebastian_dangerfield

10-27-2003 12:19 PM

Evolution, baby...

Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess
a) I missed you, you sexy cat. though I worry your catness might invite too much montecore,

b) When I said I felt tingly, it was not in an epiphany way. What happened was that I was deep into the breathing and torture of the Wheel (not the song, the pose) and then I felt as if I was about to come (which is what the tingly was= I guess guys dont tingle before they splooge?) and right when that happened, like a half second later, the images of this guy entered my head. Then I was like Why am I thinking of the Masshole when I am in Wheel and feeling tingly (which happens occasionaly in yoga, but that was teh most intense it ever felt, ever) ? Then I coincidentally saw him the following day and had the Aha moment when I looked into the bluest eyes I have ever seen. The guy was fucking gorgeous. Maybet that was it? But when that happened and I had the feeling, then I thought maybe something happened with the yoga- like a spell or someting. But make no mistake, the tingle was more an orgasm thing than an epiphany thing.

c) good to know , or is it bad, that you can still have those enoucnters when married. Do you have them with the wife? did you ever ahbe them with the wife? Or with the lady who MRed you?

a) I've been feeling rather sexy lately... thanks for noticing,

b) If the tingle was an orgasm thing, all the more reason to fuck that cat asap, before the feeling passes, which it may do,

c) I tell my wife about such encounters all the time. She agrees they happen from time to time and that they happen to her with about the same frequency as they happen to me and other friends with whom she's discussed this phenomenon. I have had them with my wife, but they're different. I once followed this chick's ass with my eyes from a car for a while until I got right up near her and realized it was my wife. You gotta love the fact that your SO can still grab your eye from a half a football field away and make you think "Damn, there's a chick I'd love to bang." That's as good as falling in love... maybe better.

Tyrone Slothrop

10-27-2003 12:26 PM

Why the f*ck are Elizabeth Smart's parents having her do so much media? Isn't this child abuse? Is it conceivably good for her? Can they be locked up?

paigowprincess

10-27-2003 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
Why the f*ck are Elizabeth Smart's parents having her do so much media? Isn't this child abuse? Is it conceivably good for her? Can they be locked up?

Take it to the PB.

robustpuppy

10-27-2003 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Take it to the PB.

No, it's Board appropriate. Isn't Elizabeth Smart a little young to be wearing a sweater around her neck?

evenodds

10-27-2003 12:36 PM

Evolution, baby...

Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I once followed this chick's ass with my eyes from a car for a while until I got right up near her and realized it was my wife. You gotta love the fact that your SO can still grab your eye from a half a football field away and make you think "Damn, there's a chick I'd love to bang."

That is so romantic.

Penske_Account

10-27-2003 12:36 PM

bachelor

So, as anyone who's anyone knows, I no watch the reality TV, no offence, other than once, out of deference to a third rate hack I knew from the Federalist Society in ls who was on one of those survivors or moles or race around the globe shows.

However it has now come to my attention that I know, from a former life, one of the contestants on the Bachelor with this former fattie funny Bobby kid. Kelly. So what should I know as I prepare to watch these final weeks? What have missed? Etc? Etc? Etal? NTTAWWT?

paigowprincess

10-27-2003 12:53 PM

Confession

I am patentpara
I am reba
I am Dainty P
I am Montecore

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

10-27-2003 12:53 PM

bachelor

Quote:

Originally posted by Penske_Account

However it has now come to my attention that I know, from a former life, one of the contestants on the Bachelor with this former fattie funny Bobby kid. Kelly. So what should I know as I prepare to watch these final weeks? What have missed? Etc? Etc? Etal? NTTAWWT?

You've missed nothing. But you need to prepare yourself psychologically for the most exciting rose ceremony ever. one of the fabulous ladies will go home broken hearted. BUt since Kelly's from Michigan, surely she enjoys the upper hand.

ABBAKiss

10-27-2003 12:55 PM

Confession

As long as we are confessing, I am paigowprincess

Shape Shifter

10-27-2003 12:57 PM

Confession

Quote:

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
As long as we are confessing, I am paigowprincess

And I am Thrugreed's Mama. Quit fucking me!

paigowprincess

10-27-2003 01:02 PM

Confession

Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
And I am Thrugreed's Mama. Quit fucking me!

Dude, its starting to smell like you are past your sell by date.

purse junkie

10-27-2003 01:06 PM

Confession

Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I am patentpara
I am reba
I am Dainty P
I am Montecore

Don't you already have enough personalities as it is?

patentparanyc

10-27-2003 01:12 PM

Confession

Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I am patentpara
I am reba
I am Dainty P
I am Montecore

You're not me..............

Bil Mo'

10-27-2003 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Take it to the PB.

What is the PB?

Replaced_Texan

10-27-2003 01:25 PM

Has this ever happened to anyone

Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Was this "electrical vibe" sexual or not? B/c I've had this happen in both ways. A few times it was obviously sexual (but there nonetheless). Another time it was like a magnetic field pulling she and I together, and everyone saw it and recognized it for what it was. It transcended sex, i.e., it felt like it was on a much higher plane than sex. Almost spiritual.

That happened with me too. Everyone around us could tell. It scared the crap out of both of us.

Penske_Account

10-27-2003 01:33 PM

Confession

Quote:

Originally posted by patentparanyc
You're not me..............

But I may be. Except I'm retired. It's all so confusing. Indeed.

Carry on.

Hank Chinaski

10-27-2003 01:37 PM

Full, round, artificial presumptions

Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You can't be an FB superstar until you've had her. Sorry.

TM