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Mister_Ruysbroeck 03-17-2005 04:08 PM
Thoughts on AI
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
The reason you don't know what I look like when I smile is that your company is so odious that I found it impossible to smile around you. Get over it already.

The more obsessed you become about convincing people on this board that I am unattractive, the more you solidify your image as a jealous, vicious, desperate, sad, lonely, passive-aggressive, pathetic, bitter bitch. The fact that you hurl insecurity and narcicissm at other people as insults is completely laughable. What drives your ceaseless capacity to develop and bear grudges?

I sincerely hope, for your sake, that developing a distinct internet persona and an impressive ouevre of provocative posts gives you a sense of fulfillment as you wander through your lonely days on this earth, making ex-friends at every turn.

You don't make people who have rejected you regret their choice to do so.
You could've just said she's not a winner at e-life.

spookyfish 03-17-2005 04:10 PM
Limerick
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
that's excellent. Can I come on your date with ncs?
Who is her date?

Mister_Ruysbroeck 03-17-2005 04:11 PM
Limerick
 
Quote:
Originally posted by spookyfish
Who is her date?
Not bad. I was going to go for something like "I'm sure she'll do her best to see to it."

Fashionable But Anonymous 03-17-2005 04:19 PM
For A Very Special Someone
 
On this great St. Patrick's Day
It's good to learn you're not a gay

(NTTAWT, of course).
But I'm feeling some remorse

(Because I person who cares)
That this special day you must share.

While others toast Eire with their green brew
You drink just like you always do.

But I will lift my glass and say,
"Have a Very Happy Half-Birthday!"

Pretty Little Flower 03-17-2005 04:24 PM
For Flower
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Pretty funny:

http://www.thephatphree.com/features...yID=239&Layout

(spree: making fun of standard white wannabe yuppy hipsters)
That's not funny!

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 03-17-2005 04:35 PM
For A Very Special Someone
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Fashionable But Anonymous
On this great St. Patrick's Day
It's good to learn you're not a gay

(NTTAWT, of course).
But I'm feeling some remorse

(Because I person who cares)
That this special day you must share.

While others toast Eire with their green brew
You drink just like you always do.

But I will lift my glass and say,
"Have a Very Happy Half-Birthday!"
Fuck me. That was truly awful. I'm assuming NCS is behind the anon, but if not, we've got a new contender for least talented poster ever. Wow. I'd like to see the pussy flipped, just to see if we've got a new contender.

greatwhitenorthchick 03-17-2005 04:38 PM
For A Very Special Someone
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I'm assuming NCS is behind the anon
Poor ncs. Why do you slander her so?

Alex_de_Large 03-17-2005 04:38 PM
How to destroy the Earth
 
Hey, at least it's not very easy.

spree: link to article about how to destroy the planet Earth.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 03-17-2005 04:42 PM
For A Very Special Someone
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Poor ncs. Why do you slander her so?
I meant NFH. Didn't I? I'm easily confused...

ltl/fb 03-17-2005 04:44 PM
For A Very Special Someone
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I meant NFH. Didn't I? I'm easily confused...
Don't sweat it. They're basically interchangable.

Not Bob 03-17-2005 04:47 PM
For A Very Special Someone
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Fuck me. That was truly awful. I'm assuming NCS is behind the anon, but if not, we've got a new contender for least talented poster ever. Wow. I'd like to see the pussy flipped, just to see if we've got a new contender.
I assume you meant NFH -- not because I think that she is generally awful, but because her song parody entry from lo these many years ago was so, um, Not Liked.

Speaking of song parodies, we haven't had one in a while. I may have to get started on something along the lines of "Shiny Happy Paigow," "To Gwink, With Love," or "Sex in the Surrey (With Fringe on the Top)."

Replaced_Texan 03-17-2005 04:49 PM
For A Very Special Someone
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Fuck me. That was truly awful. I'm assuming NCS is behind the anon, but if not, we've got a new contender for least talented poster ever. Wow. I'd like to see the pussy flipped, just to see if we've got a new contender.
I thought it was Coltrane trying to woo me with Vogon poetry.

spookyfish 03-17-2005 04:52 PM
For A Very Special Someone
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I thought it was Coltrane trying to woo me with Vogon poetry.
It's your half-birthday? Cheers!

Did you just call me Coltrane? 03-17-2005 04:53 PM
For A Very Special Someone
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I thought it was Coltrane trying to woo me with Vogon poetry.
No, but I did have a FB dream about you last night. I haven't mentioned it b/c it's okay when an FBetty dreams about an FBoy, but not vice versa.

Oh dear I've said too much.

Nothing happened.

Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me
with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon
See if I don't.

Replaced_Texan 03-17-2005 04:54 PM
For A Very Special Someone
 
Quote:
Originally posted by spookyfish
It's your half-birthday? Cheers!
No, but yesterday was my ten twelfths birthday, does that count?

bilmore 03-17-2005 04:57 PM
For A Very Special Someone
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Fashionable But Anonymous
On this great St. Patrick's Day
It's good to learn you're not a gay

(NTTAWT, of course).
But I'm feeling some remorse

(Because I person who cares)
That this special day you must share.

While others toast Eire with their green brew
You drink just like you always do.

But I will lift my glass and say,
"Have a Very Happy Half-Birthday!"
Green Beer Is Very Bad For You, Part II

Gattigap 03-17-2005 04:58 PM
For A Very Special Someone
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I thought it was Coltrane trying to woo me with Vogon poetry.
Resist. Write your own.

Vogon Poetry Generator

NotFromHere 03-17-2005 04:59 PM
For A Very Special Someone
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I meant NFH. Didn't I? I'm easily confused...
Well, son of a bitch. I was going to make a comment about how you people think I'm obnoxious, and here someone is using the Anon feature to be even more obnoxious - and now the hate is on me?
Why the hate?
What are you, TM now?
It's not me.
Besides I have more important things to worry about.

http://www.coasttocoasttickets.com/i...tonhuskies.jpg

Bad_Rich_Chic 03-17-2005 05:01 PM
Happy Evacuation Day
 
Quote:
Originally posted by bilmore
Lots of kilts (which is brave at 20 degrees, I think.) Kilts were just as much an Irish tradition as a Scot one.
Well, not really. Kilts were introduced to Ireland by people who are now generally called Scots-Irish-Protestants, mostly in the late 19th/early 20th century. But a lot of things that people assume are Irish (kilts and names like Kennedy only being the more obvious examples) aren't really. Apparently the vast majority of Americans believing they are of Irish descent are actually descended from Scottish and northern English settlers.

Now, bagpipes are not Irish, but the Uilleann pipes are, and they are very similar (but smaller, higher in pitch and sound somewhat more like clarinets and less like pigs being slaughtered; the drone may also be pitched differently, I can't remember).

In any event, anyone who wants to wear a kilt is more than welcome to as far as I am concerned - men's knees are sexy. There are a gazillion national and non-clan tartans available for just about anyone to claim as their own.

BR(and there's always the UtiliKilt)C

Gattigap 03-17-2005 05:02 PM
Happy Evacuation Day
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Well, not really. Kilts were introduced to Ireland by people who are now generally called Scots-Irish-Protestants, mostly in the late 19th/early 20th century. But a lot of things that people assume are Irish (kilts and names like Kennedy only being the more obvious examples) aren't really. Apparently the vast majority of Americans believing they are of Irish descent are actually descended from Scottish and northern English settlers.

Now, bagpipes are not Irish, but the Uilleann pipes are, and they are very similar (but smaller, higher in pitch and sound somewhat more like clarinets and less like pigs being slaughtered; the drone may also be pitched differently, I can't remember).

In any event, anyone who wants to wear a kilt is more than welcome to as far as I am concerned - men's knees are sexy. There are a gazillion national and non-clan tartans available for just about anyone to claim as their own.

BR(and there's always the UtiliKilt)C
And now my day is complete.

Replaced_Texan 03-17-2005 05:03 PM
For A Very Special Someone
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
No, but I did have a FB dream about you last night. I haven't mentioned it b/c it's okay when an FBetty dreams about an FBoy, but not vice versa.

Oh dear I've said too much.

Nothing happened.
Story of my life.

Quote:
Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me
with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon
See if I don't.
*sigh* We're soulmates.

Shape Shifter 03-17-2005 05:06 PM
For A Very Special Someone
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Story of my life.



*sigh* We're soulmates.
Was that a belated 10/12 birthday wish?

Shape Shifter 03-17-2005 05:08 PM
For A Very Special Someone
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
Well, son of a bitch. I was going to make a comment about how you people think I'm obnoxious, and here someone is using the Anon feature to be even more obnoxious - and now the hate is on me?
Why the hate?
What are you, TM now?
It's not me.
Besides I have more important things to worry about.

http://www.coasttocoasttickets.com/i...tonhuskies.jpg
You're worried about Montana? Maybe you really didn't deserve that #1 seed.

ltl/fb 03-17-2005 05:11 PM
For A Very Special Someone
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
No, but I did have a FB dream about you last night. I haven't mentioned it b/c it's okay when an FBetty dreams about an FBoy, but not vice versa.

Oh dear I've said too much.

Nothing happened.
I don't buy that nothing happened. Tell us.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 03-17-2005 05:11 PM
For A Very Special Someone
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Story of my life.
Coltrane, who has never not cheated on a woman (except for his current one), decided to be faithful...IN HIS DREAM. Coltrane's subconcious is an idiot.

spookyfish 03-17-2005 05:12 PM
For A Very Special Someone
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
No, but yesterday was my ten twelfths birthday, does that count?
No. I take it back.

Anne Elk 03-17-2005 05:12 PM
For A Very Special Someone
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Gattigap
Resist. Write your own.

Vogon Poetry Generator
See, see the talkative sky
Marvel at its big brown depths.
Tell me, Hank do you
Wonder why the gnu ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel buzzed.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your reschlongulus facial growth
That looks like
A cheese.
What's more, it knows
Your hard drive potting shed
Smells of lime.
Everything under the big talkative sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm frying fishs.


Somehow it makes sense.

Bad_Rich_Chic 03-17-2005 05:14 PM
Happy Evacuation Day
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Gattigap
And now my day is complete.
Well, someone has to take responsibility for continuing the great tradition of on-topic posts that bore the crap out of everyone. And no one else is volunteering.

Incidentally, I have sent away for some of this "mineral makeup" stuff. Sounds totally scam-y, yet strangely fills me with hope that I, too, will achieve skin of airbrushed perfection in minutes. (As a product of a childhood spent watching Walter Cronkite in the 70s, I still secretly want to believe everything I see on TV.)

I will report in.

ltl/fb 03-17-2005 05:15 PM
For A Very Special Someone
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Coltrane, who has never not cheated on a woman (except for his current one), decided to be faithful...IN HIS DREAM. Coltrane's subconcious is an idiot.
Nah, you are reconciling yourself to monogamy. It's kind of sweet, really, assuming that Sequels and/or you feel monogamy has any value for you.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 03-17-2005 05:17 PM
For A Very Special Someone
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Nah, you are reconciling yourself to monogamy. It's kind of sweet, really, assuming that Sequels and/or you feel monogamy has any value for you.
I'm dead inside.

ltl/fb 03-17-2005 05:19 PM
For A Very Special Someone
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I'm dead inside.
Maybe you will liven up if you cheat on Sequels. Wanker might offer his wife.

SlaveNoMore 03-17-2005 05:19 PM
Thoughts on AI
 
Quote:
robustpuppy
The reason you don't know what I look like when I smile is that your company is so odious that I found it impossible to smile around you. Get over it already.

The more obsessed you become about convincing people on this board that I am unattractive, the more you solidify your image as a jealous, vicious, desperate, sad, lonely, passive-aggressive, pathetic, bitter bitch. The fact that you hurl insecurity and narcicissm at other people as insults is completely laughable. What drives your ceaseless capacity to develop and bear grudges?

I sincerely hope, for your sake, that developing a distinct internet persona and an impressive ouevre of provocative posts gives you a sense of fulfillment as you wander through your lonely days on this earth, making ex-friends at every turn.

You don't make people who have rejected you regret their choice to do so.
I just wanted to see this again.

:bang:

PS - the Shepherd's Pie at lunch today was DEEE-lish

SlaveNoMore 03-17-2005 05:20 PM
Thoughts on AI
 
Quote:
Hank Chinaski
I heard she developed that posting style because she needed an outlet for her rage. Too often on the road she had urges to hit other cars to show the bad drivers.
They let her drive????

greatwhitenorthchick 03-17-2005 05:21 PM
For A Very Special Someone
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Coltrane, who has never not cheated on a woman (except for his current one), decided to be faithful...IN HIS DREAM. Coltrane's subconcious is an idiot.
Who was the spurned FBetty?

notcasesensitive 03-17-2005 05:22 PM
For A Very Special Someone
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Poor ncs. Why do you slander her so?
It really wasn't a very nice welcome back from lunch. Thanks for sticking up for me. I am, at worst, the 5th or 6th Lamest Poster Ever. Heck I'm not even in the top 5 for Most Prolific Poster Ever anymore.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 03-17-2005 05:22 PM
Thoughts on AI
 
Quote:
Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
I just wanted to see this again.

:bang:

PS - the Shepherd's Pie at lunch today was DEEE-lish
It's great not knowing what either of them look like, b/c then you can just imagine this:



[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=cat+fight/v=2/SID=e/l=IVS/SIG=12ap09vdm/EXP=1111180878/*-http%3A//mp-shoot.com/wrestling/images/apr3/catfight.jpg[/IMG]

SlaveNoMore 03-17-2005 05:23 PM
For A Very Special Someone
 
They last 3 rounds

SlaveNoMore 03-17-2005 05:24 PM
Thoughts on AI
 
Quote:
Did you just call me Coltrane?
It's great not knowing what either of them look like, b/c then you can just imagine this:

[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=cat+fight/v=2/SID=e/l=IVS/SIG=12ap09vdm/EXP=1111180878/*-http%3A//mp-shoot.com/wrestling/images/apr3/catfight.jpg[/IMG]
Don't believe the hype.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 03-17-2005 05:26 PM
For A Very Special Someone
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Who was the spurned FBetty?
Regrettably, RT.

Hank Chinaski 03-17-2005 05:27 PM
For A Very Special Someone
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I meant NFH. Didn't I? I'm easily confused...
that's even meaner to her.....


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