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no worries. I always compliment her breasts, and I think Thurgreed got her some crotchless undies with flowers for her birthday. Taxwonk finally moved on, but she does still get attention from the rest of us.

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I'd be more conurbed if I were you.

Stripes
 

Shite? Blasphemy. And the third reel is where Sgt. Hulka is revealed as not just gruff and lovable, but also heroic. Those twenty minutes are going to be like finding the Bible's missing books.

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Thank you. I like them too.

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EXCELLENT word. I will give you credit when I usilate it.

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I compliment skirts and shoes all the time. And hair. Come to think of it, I receive zero compliments..."your head is already big enough" is what I get a lot of...

I never pictured you as a blonde.

Stripes
 

(a) What is a "reel"? Does Stripes take up multiple DVDs? I don't recall it lasting that long. How many does it take?

(b) What if the deleted scenes are from the beginning of the movie, before it fell apart?

(c) Why can't you talk like an understandable person? Using obscure outdated terminology is really just rude.

(d) I was shocked that a 23-y-o friend knew all the words to the Dukes of Hazzard theme song. How can that be?

(e) How is it that a 23-y-o can't get it up again within a half hour?

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I sometimes tell Mr Man he is cute. But he is cute, so that could be your problem.*












*ZING!

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Me? Me of the suavey hair? I have "dirty" blonde hair down to the small of my back. There is no ABBA without the hair. I am Sampson-like that way. I bet a lot of people would not recognize me without my hair.

Stripes
 

Why did you let the 23 y-o talk?

Stripes
 

How young is too young? A friend of mine (my age) is dating a 20 year old. On the one hand, holy shit, is he hot. On the other, dear god, he's just a baby.

My str8 Moment
 

2. That review (of Celtic Woman) is hilarious. The Mr. and I saw the ad a few days ago, and he immediately said "oh, crap, that looks like some moronic Riverdance bullshit," to which I replied "but at least they aren't dancing." (He then followed up with his usual complaints about Enya sucking and how Danny Boy was written by an American. His idea of Celtic culture mainly involves headbutting, larceny-for-sport and sprinting across the line separating brave and stupid. That's the Scots version of celtic, obviously, vs. the Irish or Welsh.)

From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file
 

Great point. It's possible I don't have a single admirable characteristic.

Stripes
 

I was hoping he would get it up again. And I was fairly relaxed for a time -- I kicked him out when the ceaseless yapping became grating.

We may need to make some ground rules explicit.

ETA for RT, I think 23 is too young for me to date. Based on this experience, it may also be too young for me to have a non-dating relationship with.

Confession
 

I think I like the new Weezer album better than I should. It is a bit wussy, but I never claimed to be a hard rock chick, so I'm okay with that.

I have "Man, you really freaked me out" (don't know what the title is) going through my head right now. Actually that should be my theme song.


ETA: other than the fact it is about abusive relationships. Really just the catchy sing-along line.

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Aren't you with me in the "can't take compliments" camp? Maybe she's clued on in that and is trying to spare you some uncomfortable squirming.

Stripes
 

(d) Maybe he's just a Waylon Jennings fan, singing one of Waylon's worst songs

(e) Unpossible

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Nice shoes.

Confession
 

I've always liked Weezer. They're pretty good musicians. Don't be ashamed.

Stripes
 

(d) We were discussing the Dukes of Hazzard. He also recalled more details than I did about the show.

(e) What, so that was MY fault? Thanks.

From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file
 

Also a good point. If I had a single admirable characteristic, I probably would have figured that one out.

Confession
 

Re: the ETA, is there something we should know? This could be like having our very own couple like on road race or whatever that thing was.

I am not familiar with the Weezer song.

Stripes
 

When I lived in LA, I went on multiple dates with some guy who valet parked my car at Gladstone's one night and who I subsequently gave my phone number and a made-up name to.

Man, he was gorgeous. Man, he had a great body. Man, I wanted him to never speak another word.

In the end, it was the talking that did him in.

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Just because everyone thinks you're beautiful doesn't mean you can mock me. Leave it to PLF, who needs to do it b/c he's ugly.

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Nice tie.

Confession
 

That's why I added the ETA part. To clarify that it shouldn't really be my theme song. But the line "man, you really freaked me out" should be my theme line, if I had one.

You are not familiar with the Weezer song because it is on a brand new album and hasn't been released as a single. So you probably would have had to listen to that album to know the song. Though you might be familiar with the painfully catchy "Beverly Hills", which gets a lot of radio play (in this part of the country at least).

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You would look really good with my dick in you.


Is that the sort of thing you had in mind?

Confession
 

I really need an iPod.

Makin their waaayy the only way they know hoooow
 

"that's just a little bit more than the law will allow."

In my neck of the woods, only the true cokeheads watched the Dukes because it was on, I think, at 2 or 3 am, right after the 200,000,000 pyramid.

Something to think about when a 23 yo can't get it up again.

Makin their waaayy the only way they know hoooow
 

And the endless chatter?

I understand that I tend to be naive about such things.

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Sebby, my boy, it was an obtuse comment -- I apologize for the confusion. As Hank noted, my version of cheating is complimenting hair on women who are not my wife.

But your post raises interesting questions -- she never changes her hairstyle at all? Of course she does. So, compliment it.

Does she put it up for black-tie events? Tell her how sophisticated she looks. Does she wear it in a pony tail when she works out? Tell her it reminds you of when you first met her while jogging around the track at the old alma mater. Have you never kissed her when she just finished washing it? Tell her how good it smells.

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What? With your great TITS!!! you don't like compliments?

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Coming from you, this post is downright pornographic. I'm impressed.

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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Not Bob is HOT.

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I like compliments, I just can't take them very well. I'm supremely self-critical, so when someone compliments my rack, I think about how much better it could be instead of how nice it really is.

From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file
 

2. Both that compliments should be given out freely and that Not Bob is hot.

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Nice tits, but they could be a little bigger, no offense.

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Yeah, but coming from Sebby, any of those compliments would have to raise suspicion. Ya gotta take it from the source.

My str8 Moment
 

NFH is his partner at the Dumb Open. Finals on Sunday. Shape is seeded number two for the men bc JFUCK has been out with injury for like a year.

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Thank you.
(I'm learning...)