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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
I once got a GC for an on-line sex shop because I guessed who the new SFTM was over at infirm. It was sort of weird getting something like that from an anonymous e-source.

Getting one from Hank would probably be 10 times creepier.

What did you buy with the gift certificate?

greatwhitenorthchick

03-02-2005 11:33 AM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
GWNC -- how did your date turn out? Details, letter to the forum, etc.

Dear Penthouse forum,

My sex life is now strangely similar to ABBA's. Not only did I wear pink lace underwear on my date last night (no black bows, and this was not a conscious decision to imitate ABBA - I just wanted to match my pink lace bra), but my date was commando! Which I found out by putting my hand down his pants.

Further, my underwear was not destroyed in the process.

Also, he has a huge penis. No lie. And very good. Unfucking believably good. Sweet Jesus.

And he's funny. And I'm seeing him on Saturday.

Yours truly,

GWNC

Did you just call me Coltrane?

03-02-2005 11:35 AM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Dear Penthouse forum,

My sex life is now strangely similar to ABBA's. Not only did I wear pink lace underwear on my date last night (no black bows, and this was not a conscious decision to imitate ABBA - I just wanted to match my pink lace bra), but my date was commando! Which I found out by putting my hand down his pants.

Further, my underwear was not destroyed in the process.

Also, he has a huge penis. No lie. And very good. Unfucking believably good. Sweet Jesus.

And he's funny. And I'm seeing him on Saturday.

Yours truly,

GWNC

See you then! It's really not that big. You just have small hands.

ABBAKiss

03-02-2005 11:35 AM

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That is fucking awesome. I am seeing my own well-hung OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING commando boy tonight.

greatwhitenorthchick

03-02-2005 11:37 AM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
See you then! It's really not that big. You just have small hands.

There are people on this board that think I have man-hands. (some of them don't have dicks, so don't get the wrong idea).

Anyhoo, also, on my date last night, I drank next to Tony Soprano. Right beside him. He elbowed me accidentally at one point and apologized. Man, he is fat.

pony_trekker

03-02-2005 11:49 AM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
There are people on this board that think I have man-hands. (some of them don't have dicks, so don't get the wrong idea).

Anyhoo, also, on my date last night, I drank next to Tony Soprano. Right beside him. He elbowed me accidentally at one point and apologized. Man, he is fat.

I saw him at a parking lot and I remeber him being pretty fucking tall too.

Wow, why didn't I know about an easy-divorced-lawyers board when I was single, unfat and commando?

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

03-02-2005 11:52 AM

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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
There's a hat trick for you hockey fans.

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What is this "hockey" of which you speak? Help me understand.

Sidd Finch

03-02-2005 11:59 AM

Open Foot, Insert Mouth

So, the other day I'm talking to a (female) GA about our case that's going to trial next month, and I'm bitching about all the bullshit we need to get done (list your contentions of fact and law. Now list your exhibits. Now list them again, in different order. And so forth.)

Eventually we figure out that we had a couple of extra weeks to do some of this, but rather than take that time I decided -- let's just get it over with. That will let us focus on the stuff that really matters, like witness exams and jury instructions.

Unfortunately, I went on to add "I'm sick of all the damned foreplay, I want to get to the stuff that actually matters." After a brief hush fell over the room, I bravely added "That's not to say that the foreplay doesn't matter, I mean."

So, here's my question: Could I get sued for that? Are there any other potential negative repercussions?

Note: It's unlikely that I would be nailing this particular GA anytime soon, for a variety of reasons, some of which are significant. So I'm not so worried about having torpedoed my chances of that. (Or is "thinks foreplay doesn't matter" a positive reference these days? I've been out of things for awhile...)

sunnybunny

03-02-2005 12:16 PM

Oh, NotBob?

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I can't believe this guy has summited Denali yet collects lunchboxes. It...does...not...compute.

As an interesting aside, he actually traversed Denali...didn't just go back the same way he came.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

03-02-2005 12:18 PM

Oh, NotBob?

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Originally posted by sunnybunny
As an interesting aside, he actually traversed Denali...didn't just go back the same way he came.

Did he summit or just walk around the mountain? Or did he "traverse" Denali National Park?

bilmore

03-02-2005 12:23 PM

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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
So, here's my question: Could I get sued for that? Are there any other potential negative repercussions?

Naw. The law doesn't prohibit the mention of sex, or the utterance of sexual terms. It only prohibits the creation of a sex-infused environment that is clearly outrageous to the reasonable person. You were just using shorthand, whose meaning was clear. Like yesterday, when I mentioned to an assistant, while discussing a case - "man, we're well and truly fucked." No danger of any harrassment claim there. Bad taste and rude language, to be sure, but that's all.

(P.S.. Trial foreplay always expands to fill the time available. Get it done early, and more will appear to fill those critical pre-trial days.)

pony_trekker

03-02-2005 12:23 PM

Plenty of hockey here:

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
What is this "hockey" of which you speak? Help me understand.

http://www.hockeynightinbostoninc.com/img1.jpg

bilmore

03-02-2005 12:24 PM

Oh, NotBob?

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Did he summit or just walk around the mountain? Or did he "traverse" Denali National Park?

This being the FB, I'm not entirely sure that I didn't just miss a bunch of new sex-practice references.

pony_trekker

03-02-2005 12:25 PM

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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
So, the other day I'm talking to a (female) GA about our case that's going to trial next month, and I'm bitching about all the bullshit we need to get done (list your contentions of fact and law. Now list your exhibits. Now list them again, in different order. And so forth.)

Eventually we figure out that we had a couple of extra weeks to do some of this, but rather than take that time I decided -- let's just get it over with. That will let us focus on the stuff that really matters, like witness exams and jury instructions.

Unfortunately, I went on to add "I'm sick of all the damned foreplay, I want to get to the stuff that actually matters." After a brief hush fell over the room, I bravely added "That's not to say that the foreplay doesn't matter, I mean."

So, here's my question: Could I get sued for that? Are there any other potential negative repercussions?

Note: It's unlikely that I would be nailing this particular GA anytime soon, for a variety of reasons, some of which are significant. So I'm not so worried about having torpedoed my chances of that. (Or is "thinks foreplay doesn't matter" a positive reference these days? I've been out of things for awhile...)

Sure you can get sued for that but unless you were jerking off on her tits at the time, it is unlikely she would win.

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