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spookyfish 08-18-2005 03:20 PM
Excuse me, your Freudian slip is showing.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
No explanation at all for how I’d gotten from the hand job to the wedding.
Well, if you don't know, I'm certainly not going to tell you.

dtb 08-18-2005 03:21 PM
FASHION QUESTION & OBSERVATION
 
So, my question is: has anyone ever heard of a brand of jeans called "True Religion"? (or something like that). I just bought a pair and they are pretty rockin'. I've never heard of them, but I would like to know what celebrities, if any, wear them. NFH?

My observation is: I went to the shoe repair place at lunch, and the lady in front of me was picking up some shoes (expensive ones). She was well-groomed, and obviously takes care of her appearance. Well, this chick was wearing the hands-down ugliest dress I have ever seen. It was this icky green color, and looked as though it were made of cheap cotton, and had these cap sleeves made of some kind of organza or tulle or something, AND it didn't fit her well at all. It was all I could do not to pull her aside and say, "Honey -- that dress does nothing, nothing for you. It's a schmata. Don't ever wear it again. Do yourself a favor and throw it away."

I have never even considered giving that sort of officious advice. The dress was that bad.

paigowprincess 08-18-2005 03:25 PM
Mon Dieu! Its my NFH of the month
 
this could be a Merde! STP!!! situation, but I dont care.

http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/jud...ick-117808.php

Spree: sfw Jude Nude with links to nsfw jude nude.

sebastian_dangerfield 08-18-2005 03:30 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Are those the No Sex Tonight sheets or are you unusually good at avoiding spillage generally (except w/r/t morning sex pants seepage)?
The sheet saving technique is tricky. Its all about speed and positioning. Like Barry Sanders, in heavy traffic, the spin must be perfect...

Replaced_Texan 08-18-2005 03:30 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Weird. My dream about sunny's and ncs's babies was followed by one in which I was being followed home from the hospital (after having my baby) by a silver Hummer, the occupants of which I suspected were involved in causing a plane crash near Gravelly Point, which I witnessed on that same ride home. There is no explanation for how I got from giving you a hand job to being chased by the hummer.

ET clarify that the silver hummer is not the baby's daddy.
Did you check out the roof on the Hummer? If there were scratches, I know the guy.

notcasesensitive 08-18-2005 03:32 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
The sheet saving technique is tricky. Its all about speed and positioning. Like Barry Sanders, in heavy traffic, the spin must be perfect...
So while you are having the sex, one or both of you is worrying about the high thread count sheets? Oh dear. Isn't this the punchline to a jewish american princess joke (not that I would tell or even deign to listen to such a thing)?

Hank Chinaski 08-18-2005 03:32 PM
FASHION QUESTION & OBSERVATION
 
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
So, my question is: has anyone ever heard of a brand of jeans called "True Religion"? (or something like that). I just bought a pair and they are pretty rockin'. I've never heard of them, but I would like to know what celebrities, if any, wear them. NFH?

My observation is: I went to the shoe repair place at lunch, and the lady in front of me was picking up some shoes (expensive ones). She was well-groomed, and obviously takes care of her appearance. Well, this chick was wearing the hands-down ugliest dress I have ever seen. It was this icky green color, and looked as though it were made of cheap cotton, and had these cap sleeves made of some kind of organza or tulle or something, AND it didn't fit her well at all. It was all I could do not to pull her aside and say, "Honey -- that dress does nothing, nothing for you. It's a schmata. Don't ever wear it again. Do yourself a favor and throw it away."

I have never even considered giving that sort of officious advice. The dress was that bad.
What about her made you think she was well groomed and took care of her appearance?

sebastian_dangerfield 08-18-2005 03:33 PM
Excuse me, your Freudian slip is showing.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by spookyfish
Well, if you don't know, I'm certainly not going to tell you.
I rode my segueway?

sebastian_dangerfield 08-18-2005 03:34 PM
Excuse me, your Freudian slip is showing.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
So while you are having the sex, one or both of you is worrying about the high thread count sheets? Oh dear. Isn't this the punchline to a jewish american princess joke (not that I would tell or even deign to listen to such a thing)?
Oh, come on. Nobody wants to sleep in the wet spot.

dtb 08-18-2005 03:37 PM
FASHION QUESTION & OBSERVATION
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
What about her made you think she was well groomed and took care of her appearance?
expensive haircut, manicure, pedicure, well made-up, good skin

robustpuppy 08-18-2005 03:38 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Oh, come on. Nobody wants to sleep in the wet spot.
You made it. You lie in it.

(What does that have to do with the thread count?)

sebastian_dangerfield 08-18-2005 03:40 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
You made it. You lie in it.

(What does that have to do with the thread count?)
Oh really? In my experience, its been more the woman’s fault than the man’s. Sleep in your own moistness.

Hank Chinaski 08-18-2005 03:41 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
You made it. You lie in it.

(What does that have to do with the thread count?)
I about said what Sebastian said, then i remebered that you were the one who doesn't get the oral.

baltassoc 08-18-2005 03:42 PM
Excuse me, your Freudian slip is showing.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
If you do the sex right the woman should be responsible for creating most of the wet spot.
This is the most astute thing you've ever said.

ETA: And so, of course, you deleted it. Bravo!

sebastian_dangerfield 08-18-2005 03:43 PM
Excuse me, your Freudian slip is showing.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
If you do the sex right the woman should be responsible for creating most of the wet spot.
Excellent point!


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