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notcasesensitive 06-03-2005 03:29 PM
From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Nice tits, but they could be a little bigger, no offense.
Nice shoes. Is that velcro?

Replaced_Texan 06-03-2005 03:29 PM
My str8 Moment
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
NFH is his partner at the Dumb Open. Finals on Sunday. Shape is seeded number two for the men bc JFUCK has been out with injury for like a year.
I don't think anyone could take the title from patentparanyc, even if she's been out for a year or longer. She's the permanent champ.

ltl/fb 06-03-2005 03:33 PM
From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Thank you.
(I'm learning...)
They're nice and big and firmly soft, but could be a little higher.

(I'm projecting.)

paigowprincess 06-03-2005 03:36 PM
From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Your inconsistency confounds me. Do you want 10 min sex or 30 min sex? Just two weeks ago, I got clocked for bragging about being able to fuck for extended periods of time. I believe the criticism was that such fucking was boring, and that, when you go that long, women "just want it to be over with." Now, if I understand your post, which its highly probable I don't (since 90% of what is posted by all posters here is subject to numerous meanings), you're claiming the ten minute fuck is not as good as the half hour fuck.
This has probalby been addressed but let me help out here. The ten minute fuck (does this include foreplay or is this pure intercourse?) is preferable to the half hour fuck in one of two situations : 1) the guy sucks in bed and/or 2) you're tired and you just want to go to sleep. Of course there are further exceptions but they are outlyres and don't merit explanation

Quote:
If I fucked you three times in one day, half an hour each time, there would be boredom and soreness issues.
And don't forget itchiness for the trifecta. Again, if the guy doesnt suck in bed (or you arent married to him for more than six months), there wont be boredom issues. And I kinda like carrying aroud the soreness. It reminds me that I am a WFW.

Replaced_Texan 06-03-2005 03:37 PM
From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
They're nice and big and firmly soft, but could be a little higher.

(I'm projecting.)
Bingo.

paigowprincess 06-03-2005 03:41 PM
Fringey's sex life
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Like 15 or 20 min between. And he has 2 kids from a prior marriage, and absolutely no interest in monogamy. I'm OK with non-monogamy (as long as I'm getting enough) but the kids are a dealbreaker.

Alll riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight! SO now we know

1) That fringey will settle for non monogamy .
2) THat she is sexually alive and requiring
3) She would fuck a guy with kids from another marriage just so she can have sex. Is this the definitino of low standards?

ThurgreedMarshall 06-03-2005 03:42 PM
From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
And don't forget itchiness for the trifecta. Again, if the guy doesnt suck in bed (or you arent married to him for more than six months), there wont be boredom issues. And I kinda like carrying aroud the soreness. It reminds me that I am a WFW.
Wandering Fucking Wacko?

Itchiness?

TM

ltl/fb 06-03-2005 03:42 PM
From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Bingo.
And a little firmer (but not firm like implants firm) to go with the higher.

paigow, the 10 min does not include foreplay.

paigowprincess 06-03-2005 03:43 PM
From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
I might be making this shit up for paigow's sake.
I have finally been had. Kudos.

Flinty_McFlint 06-03-2005 03:43 PM
Fringey's sex life
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
Alll riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight! SO now we know

1) That fringey will settle for non monogamy .
2) THat she is sexually alive and requiring
3) She would fuck a guy with kids from another marriage just so she can have sex. Is this the definitino of low standards?
Well hell, I could have told you all that.

taxwonk 06-03-2005 03:43 PM
From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
no worries. I always compliment her breasts, and I think Thurgreed got her some crotchless undies with flowers for her birthday. Taxwonk finally moved on, but she does still get attention from the rest of us.
I would have stuck with her but (i) Sebby's broken her of her love for blow jobs and (ii) put my dick where Thurgreed's has been? What, you think I want to die young?

paigowprincess 06-03-2005 03:44 PM
From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Paigow's banging a married cat with kids? Good for her. Dick's dick, unless its small, right?
The only homes I have wrecked have been kid free.

ltl/fb 06-03-2005 03:45 PM
Fringey's sex life
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
Alll riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight! SO now we know

1) That fringey will settle for non monogamy .
2) THat she is sexually alive and requiring
3) She would fuck a guy with kids from another marriage just so she can have sex. Is this the definitino of low standards?
See, you put these interpretations on things. I'm not monogamous, so why would I expect him to be? And the kids don't really affect me except insofar as they affect his availability. I doubt I would ever encounter them, given that I think 20 miles is way too far to drive (and have told him that, but whatever).

Uh, I'm getting very LA in that I require my character to have a well-developed backstory.

paigowprincess 06-03-2005 03:46 PM
From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Nice TITS!
THey havent been the same since college.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 06-03-2005 03:49 PM
From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Nice shoes. Is that velcro?
GIS for "velcro shoes":

http://howkewl.com/allureleather/17-800.jpg

Huh.

BloatedSlave 06-03-2005 03:51 PM
From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
Again, if the guy doesnt suck in bed (or you arent married to him for more than six months), there wont be boredom issues.
When you reference "the guy" are you referring to the pint of Haagen Dazs, the bottle of Shiraz, the Tivo box or the dog? Or are you unable to distinguish between them?

paigowprincess 06-03-2005 03:51 PM
From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Also a good point. If I had a single admirable characteristic, I probably would have figured that one out.
I know one! You have a magical disappearing post-run dick.

paigowprincess 06-03-2005 03:56 PM
My str8 Moment
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I don't think anyone could take the title from patentparanyc, even if she's been out for a year or longer. She's the permanent champ.
I don't think a penske sock is eligible to enter the Dumb Open.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 06-03-2005 03:56 PM
From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
I know one! You have a magical disappearing post-run dick.
True. It actually is fairly useful. I've started a run on a BDD and it doesn't feel very good.

paigowprincess 06-03-2005 03:58 PM
From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Wandering Fucking Wacko?

Itchiness?

TM
I wouldnt expect you to know WFW. Its Well Fucked Woman.

notcasesensitive 06-03-2005 03:59 PM
From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
True. It actually is fairly useful. I've started a run on a BDD and it doesn't feel very good.
I thought everyday was a BDD for you and your love anaconda, tiger.

paigowprincess 06-03-2005 04:01 PM
From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file
 
Quote:
Originally posted by BloatedSlave
When you reference "the guy" are you referring to the pint of Haagen Dazs, the bottle of Shiraz, the Tivo box or the dog? Or are you unable to distinguish between them?
I swing like fringey. Two bottles of shiraz.

ThurgreedMarshall 06-03-2005 04:02 PM
From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file
 
Quote:
Originally posted by taxwonk
I would have stuck with her but (i) Sebby's broken her of her love for blow jobs and (ii) put my dick where Thurgreed's has been?
Yeah. You've always had a problem with that...















































except with donuts.

TM

lookingformarket 06-03-2005 04:03 PM
From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file
 
Quote:
Originally posted by taxwonk
(ii) put my dick where Thurgreed's has been? What, you think I want to die young?
I don't think that bending over to put your dick in your mouth will cause you to die. You might pull a muscle in your back, but from what I've heard you're not likely to choke to death.


Further, you're several years past having the ability to die young.


Happy Friday.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 06-03-2005 04:04 PM
From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
I swing like fringey. Two bottles of shiraz.
[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=low+boobs/v=2/SID=e/l=IVS/SIG=11vlb30v6/EXP=1117911858/*-http%3A//www.cyrell.net/Flash/Stuff/boobs.jpg[/IMG]

robustpuppy 06-03-2005 04:05 PM
From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Yeah. You've always had a problem with that...















































except with donuts.

TM
I've been waiting and waiting for the goofy picture to load.

ThurgreedMarshall 06-03-2005 04:05 PM
From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
I wouldnt expect you to know WFW. Its Well Fucked Woman.
I see. Except, in my gf's case, it's just "woman." The rest is understood.

TM

Did you just call me Coltrane? 06-03-2005 04:05 PM
From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I thought everyday was a BDD for you and your love anaconda, tiger.
Thank you.
(I'm learning...)

Bad_Rich_Chic 06-03-2005 04:05 PM
Random site
 
If you're bored, and not easily grossed out, this site is the most comprehensive collection of information on dental hygiene I can imagine. I'm strangely hypnotized. Actually, it's pretty interesting, with lots of gross "floss regularly or your mouth will look like THIS" pictures.

http://www.doctorspiller.com/Nice_Teeth.htm

(Link to a page on this dentist's copious website professing to show nice teeth - but don't scroll down if you are eating lunch. Or if you ever, ever drink soda. Totally work safe.)

Happy Friday, people.

paigowprincess 06-03-2005 04:06 PM
From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=low+boobs/v=2/SID=e/l=IVS/SIG=11vlb30v6/EXP=1117911858/*-http%3A//www.cyrell.net/Flash/Stuff/boobs.jpg[/IMG]
are those jazz hands?

ltl/fb 06-03-2005 04:07 PM
From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I see. Except, in my gf's case, it's just "woman." The rest is understood.

TM
Don't you mean "gfs' cases"?

Coltrane, I think they only get that low if you have kids. Or get really fat and then lose the weight, maybe.

Hank Chinaski 06-03-2005 04:08 PM
Fringey's sex life
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
See, you put these interpretations on things. I'm not monogamous, so why would I expect him to be? And the kids don't really affect me except insofar as they affect his availability. I doubt I would ever encounter them, given that I think 20 miles is way too far to drive (and have told him that, but whatever).

Uh, I'm getting very LA in that I require my character to have a well-developed backstory.
He's 23 and divorced and he has KIDS? Jesus, that puts conception of the oldest when he was 16. Fringey you be careful, this is not a really well-thought out guy.

robustpuppy 06-03-2005 04:09 PM
From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Coltrane, I think they only get that low if you have kids.
What???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ThurgreedMarshall 06-03-2005 04:09 PM
From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
I've been waiting and waiting for the goofy picture to load.
http://www.hsc.wvu.edu/mbrcc/fs/bmtu/Jeremy%20goofy.jpg

TM

Not Bob 06-03-2005 04:10 PM
From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Not Bob is HOT.
Sebby, I wouldn't expect you to agree with me, but listen to the chicks. Try it sometime when you haven't broken or forgotten something. And if asked why, "just because" is always the best answer.

If getting ABBA and bn'b hot is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

ltl/fb 06-03-2005 04:10 PM
Fringey's sex life
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
He's 23 and divorced and he has KIDS? Jesus, that puts conception of the oldest when he was 16. Fringey you be careful, this is not a really well-thought out guy.
It's 2 different guys. See above re: non-monogamy.

Hank Chinaski 06-03-2005 04:12 PM
Fringey's sex life
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
It's 2 different guys. See above re: non-monogamy.
Oh. then you should be able to get it at least twice in a half hour. good for you!

ltl/fb 06-03-2005 04:13 PM
From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
What???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Necessary but not sufficient.

LessinSF 06-03-2005 04:13 PM
From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
http://www.hsc.wvu.edu/mbrcc/fs/bmtu/Jeremy%20goofy.jpg

TM
Nice sweater, Not Bob.

ltl/fb 06-03-2005 04:13 PM
Fringey's sex life
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Oh. then you should be able to get it at least twice in a half hour. good for you!
Ew.


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