LawTalkers - Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Some people like the gangly look.* Those of us who are gangly are thankful.

*But maybe they are just humoring us. Like those men who claim to be turned on by pregnancy.

There's gangly and there's ugly gangly. You know the fine distinction I'm describing here.

Alex_de_Large

05-18-2005 11:33 AM

The new Lindsey

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Agreed. It's like this pic, where Nicky Hilton looks chunky compared to the slowly disappearing Nicole Richie. scary.

http://cache.eonline.com/Gossip/Fash...hie.051105.jpg

Yikes.

ThurgreedMarshall

05-18-2005 11:43 AM

NBC is really fucking stupid

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Worse, my favorite stone colored pants developed a hole in the crotch last week. I reached down, grasped the fabric to scratch my balls, and the fabric tore.

You are one rigorous ball-scratcher.

TM

taxwonk

05-18-2005 11:47 AM

The new Lindsey

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Now

http://www.packmule.org/tenp/lohan.skel.01.jpg

And before eating disorder.

http://thedisneyblog.typepad.com/pho...han_bikini.jpg

How very sad.

Shape Shifter

05-18-2005 11:47 AM

Star Wars

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Originally posted by pony_trekker
Anakin becomes Darth Vader. So there. Pthhhhpt.

Thanks. You just saved me $8.50.

eta: STP!

taxwonk

05-18-2005 11:51 AM

NBC is really fucking stupid

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Have you been to Toast for breakfast? I kind of want to try it this weekend, but am worried about having to wait a long time.

Is this a chain or a coincidence? There is a Toast in Chicago, too.

taxwonk

05-18-2005 12:09 PM

The new Lindsey

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There is a line between gangly and concentration camp victim. You know which side of the line you are on. Lindsay has crossed the rubicon and needs to be fed reubens until she returns.

Replaced_Texan

05-18-2005 12:12 PM

The new Lindsey

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Originally posted by taxwonk
There is a line between gangly and concentration camp victim. You know which side of the line you are on. Lindsay has crossed the rubicon and needs to be fed reubens until she returns.

The more recent picture looks like she's playing dress up in her mama's clothes.

bilmore

05-18-2005 12:17 PM

NBC is really fucking stupid

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I don't wear jeans much anymore because I've lost my favorite pair of really broken in ones, which I had forever, and I can't break new ones in.

How do you lose a pair of . . .

Never mind. I don't want to know.

sebastian_dangerfield

05-18-2005 12:19 PM

But When They're Held For Pleasure They're the Balls that I Like Best

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You are one rigorous ball-scratcher.

TM

I've got big balls.

bold_n_brazen

05-18-2005 12:25 PM

NBC is really fucking stupid

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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Wow, you really have become a suburbanite. Try the Famous 4th Street Deli, corner of 4th and Bainbridge.

Is Coventry still in business? They used to be the best deli around, and even had a Market in Elkins Park.

Thinking of Coventry is making me want a kasha knish really bad.

Sidd Finch

05-18-2005 12:29 PM

The new Lindsey

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Why my gripe about Paris? It ain't that she's a rich vapid twat... No, my issue is that her face is ugly, and she's fucking up what's considered attractive in this country. I wan't my MTV beach house dancers, models and Hollywood trash to look like Angelina or Andrienne Lima, not some air brushed, pseudo-anorexic chick who looks like she's got a touch of Marphans. Gisele is about as gangly as I go... Paris looks like a fucking Preying Mantis with tits. And will somebody please pull her fucking eyes apart... the fucking Charlie Brown look suits no one. You could put billboards on the sides of her face between her eyes and ears.

Not hot. Three thumbs down.

It's this sort of rant that makes me love you, in spite of it all.

Not Bob

05-18-2005 12:31 PM

The new Lindsey

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Gangly and short hair? You will never get yourself a sebby, young lady.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

05-18-2005 12:32 PM

But When They're Held For Pleasure They're the Balls that I Like Best

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I've got big balls.

The bigger they are, the more they need to be scratched?