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Closer to home than we'd probably like to admit.

This little love note goes out to those certain someones for whom the below description fits. Rob Long of Martini Shot explains that soon we'll be watching LOTS of revamped, crappy 1970s programming on the Tube, and it'll be thanks to our contemporaries who are now running things.

My favorite bit:

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There are two kinds of people in the world. The kind that can name, or at least picture, the two Darrens on Bewitched, and everybody else.

As it happens, there's a generational component to this, too. But what I really mean here is that there's a pretty fat slice of the American demographic that not only can picture the two Darrens, but for whom the whole question conjures up after-school reruns, peanut butter by the spoon, doing homework in front of Samantha and Ginger and Sergeant Schultz.

Either those names mean something to you or they don't. If they do, welcome to your forties.

If they don't, hey, nice tattoo.

Re: For Thurgreed

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Originally Posted by sunnybunny (Post 371640)

As I have Thurgreed on ignore and only see his posts when I'm not logged in, can someone enlighten me on Thurgreed's connection to penguins?

I believe that he limits himself to oral with Penguins, but in the heat of the moment, who knows.........

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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 371642)

Since she has me on ignore and can only see my posts when she's not logged in, I hereby request that everyone completely ignore the quoted post above.

TM

STP! Merde!

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Originally Posted by Penske_Account (Post 371645)

I believe that he limits himself to oral with Penguins, but in the heat of the moment, who knows.........

So a penguin was driving along when he noticed his car acting funny, so he took it to a mechanic. The mechanic told him he'd look the car over and to check back in about 30 minutes, so the penguin went across the street to have an ice cream cone while he waited (penguins love ice cream).

He came back after 30 minutes and the mechanic said, "Hey, you blew a seal." The penguin replied, "Nah, I was just eating some ice cream."

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Originally Posted by Penske_Account (Post 371646)

STP! Merde!

Now you've gone and done it.

TM

Why isn't "phonetic" spelled "funnehtick?"

TM

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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 371651)

Why isn't "phonetic" spelled "funnehtick?"

TM

It is.

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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 371651)

Why isn't "phonetic" spelled "funnehtick?"

TM

Did you ever wonder why you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!

did you hear about the dumb guy who asked the druggist for oxy-moron because his skin was breaking out?

Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 371654)

did you hear about the dumb guy who asked the druggist for oxy-moron because his skin was breaking out?

No. What happened?

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Originally Posted by Montecore (Post 371649)

Ha ha ha! Spanky told me this one the other night when I was visiting his salt lick:

A guy in tuxedo is walking down the street and he´s really horny. so he goes to the first whore house he sees. He only has five dollars, so they kick him out.

The guy goes to the next one. But, since he only has
five dollars, he gets kicked out.

So, by this time, he´s really super horny, so he goes to the next one and says: "Look, I only have five dollars. I´m really horny and I need a blow job for 5 dollars!"

The guy there says: "OK, for five dollars we can give you a penguin."

"What´s a penguin?"

"You´ll see."

So, the guy takes the 5 dollars and leads the horny man to a bedroom. The man unzips and drops his tuxedo pants and sits down on the bed to wait for his "penguin". Soon a whore comes in, drops to her knees and starts giving the guy a blow job. Just as he´s about to let loose, she stops and walks away. Now the horny guy in tuexedo with his pants at his ankles, waddles after her, shouting...

"HEY! WHAT´S A PENGUIN?!"

Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!

It is most coincidental that I just received an article at work for legal review entitled "Plight of the Penguin". Fortunately, I know this is not ironic.

Palin is smarter than . . .

AC/DC. Or at least more internet savvy.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20081119...Yk2CViiLys0NUE

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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 371653)

Did you ever wonder why you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

To get to the other side?

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Originally Posted by 1436 (Post 371667)

AC/DC. Or at least more internet savvy.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20081119...Yk2CViiLys0NUE

AC/DC has been posting monthy python bits on youtube? And the pythons intend to come after Angus and the lads notwithstanding what is said in the article?