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Indeed.

Carry on.

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The annoyingly large extra space did not make this post any funnier. Thought you should know.

IW

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mmmmm ewe. I'm getting lamb chops for dinner!

Confession - Music Recommendation
 

Its very Wussy. But there are about five solid tunes on it. Not Rick Rubin's best. Not at all. But even on a bad day, better than most of the slop being released.

This is a great fucking band, and a killer British rock album - "22-20s" (I forgot title of album) "22 Days" is as good a song as I've ever heard. These guys are the shit.

Fringey's sex life
 

I am co-counsel on a case with a guy who is 30 and has a 13 year old son.

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I compliment the tits and ass all the time. The face needs no compliment. Its assumed if you're with someone, you dig their face.

I don't compliment the hair because I think its an overcomplimented item. I compliment the clothes, of course.

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tell him you want to see everything before he files it.

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Assumed? I guess so, but really, you are so silly. It means more to me when a man compliments my face than when he compliments my tits or ass.

On a side note, for face and tits, it's easy for me to say thank you, but with the ass, I have to fight the urge to say "really?"

He's back....
 

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As a rule, I don't compliment women who I'm not involved with too often. I'll objectively tell anyone she's hot or not if she asks, but I feel uncomfortable just coming out and saying "Your [hair, eyes, dress, outfit, body, whatever] looks great." I do the soft flirt like everybody else, but I don't like to make a habit of it. The soft flirt drives me nuts because its all sizzle, no pop.

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No. Fringy won't fuck republicans. She has standards.

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The face is the barrier to entry. If its busted goods, you usually don't pass go. I just assume when I say "Damn, you look hot," that includes the face.

"Your face looks great" seems strange to say. Don't know why exactly. Maybe because, unlike tits, legs, ass, you can't change the way it looks by what you're wearing or by exercise. Who knows. I have my chore for the evening. I'm going to go home with flowers, tell the old lady her hair looks radiant and then comment about her excellent cheekbones.

Then I'll dig into the vodka and turn myself into Frankenvader by 9 pm, at which point we'll go out to dinner. Ahhhh, blessed subruban bliss. The American Dream. Alcoholism and 2/3 star restaurants. I'm thinking sushi. Some joint where I can watch cougars at the bar.

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You know the leaves* you get with sashimi? I love that taste, but why do they only give you 1 or 2, and why none of the leaves with sushi?

too bad flower isn't here. this had to be part of his training.

*these
http://www.thesushibar.com/shisolarge.jpg

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Who says "your face looks great" ? Try "you're purty."

And a compliment still has meaning to the recipient if it's not about something over which she has control.

Well, unless it's a compliment about your big dick. Being proud of having a big dick is like being proud of having 32 teeth, or something like that. I forget how that old saw goes.

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They could get hot alone in an ice factory.

TM

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Let him enjoy it. He takes his kid fishing to a stocked trout farm, but its still dinner.

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So what's on the menu for you tonight, Great Hunter Man?

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That saw was made up by guys with little dicks.

If I had a freakishly large hog, I'd let the world know. Shit, I'd go to St. Barts and stroll down the nude beach like one of those "Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers" comic characters, smiling behind my sunglasses, shit eating grin on my face, all but saying "yeh, how bout it?"

Actually, I wouldn't. But thats not important to this post.

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I only use that on the girls I pick up in the van.

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I thought it was "can you give me a hand with this couch?"

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Finger food :( :cussing:

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What do they say when your final destination is down by the river?

TM

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My favorite compliments are on things that are not obvious. "I really admire your spirit," for example, or "the curve of your calves is really sexy."

But I always like the "nice TITS!!!" ones too.

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Kinda like the soft alcoholism of middle age?

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You think I can't tie a gag?

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What's to talk about? They'll scream, then gasp, its been the same for years since you've started.

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THe other day I saw a guy in a tee shirt that said "cougar bait". I thought of Coltrane.

Fringey's sex life
 

I have to confess to willful ignorance on a "libertarian" recently. But then he insisted on yapping about it even after I told him he was going to talk himself out of my bed (he seemed to find that funny). Bye-bye. Dumbass.

Happily, politics rarely comes up.

Sebby, do you really think you are mainly correct when you say that every single guy romantically involved with a woman thinks that the woman is, objectively, pretty in the face? They all probably like looking at the face, because it is the face of someone they love. Seeing the face probably makes them happy. But that's not the same as pretty.

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"I really admire your spirit"? Who said this to you, Oprah?

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I actually bought an Urban Cougar tee. I catch people trying not to stare at my tits when I wear it.

Fringey's sex life
 

do you think her boyfriend feels that way?

http://www.conservativegroundswell.c...ed_teacher.jpg

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Her non-criminal-identical-twin's boyfriend feels that way. She looks like she has OK hair, and would be prettier if she smiled. She looks like a mom.

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Not Bob. Is that nice hair?

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1. I'm a registered Libertarian. I hate the GOP as much as you do. Why on Earth would you not fuck a Libertarian? We're in favor of everything good. If I could, I'd run on a ticket which promised "Freedom from every jackass who wants to tell you how you have to live your life." Campaign song would be the Digital Underground's "Dowatchalike" (because I'd never get the rights to the Humpty Dance).

2. If the face makes you happy, its pretty to you. Semantically, however, you're correct. I'm improprly using "pretty."

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I dunno if I buy that this can be in the running for sluttiest.

[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=phil+spector/v=2/SID=w/TID=I036_74/l=IVI/SIG=13gf0pdbo/EXP=1117916767/*-http%3A//us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20050523/capt.la10305232138.phil_spector_la103.jpg[/IMG]

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Depends. Is it a new style for her?

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I'd slap someone if they said that to me. And I wouldn't tell them why.

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Not Bob. Is that nice hair?

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Believe it or not, Commando Boy. It didn't sound cheesy when he said it though.

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It does not at all surprise me, based on your personality, you consider yourself a Libertarian. Based on your personality, I would not fuck you (but you knew this, right?), even in your somewhat reformed state. I think Libertarians are massively stupid about transaction/information costs -- it's like they think that all the economic examples that start out "Disregarding transaction/information costs . . ." can be applied to the real world, when they CAN'T until you resolve the transaction/information costs. Bureacracy and regulation can be more efficient than a zillion people making individual bargains.

And if you started yapping about libertarian crap post-coitally, and did not shut your yap when asked -- TWICE -- you would be too stupid to fuck.

OK, I did him again before he left. But that was more a matter of not letting it go to waste.