LawTalkers - Drive fast, live hard, no regrets... Sorry Penske

Originally posted by nononono
You lasted to the 10th lap before wanting to kill them? Patient!

Is it okay to refer to a Sunday morning as "fucking"? I'm pretty sure that is step one to eternal damnation, but I've gotten fuzzy on the details.

Every sunday morning should be "a fucking sunday morning"... in a variety of ways, for a variety of reasons.

baltassoc

09-07-2005 01:29 PM

Orange snot on a chip

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Originally posted by dtb
And what would you know from a proper dinner party?

The man probably doesn't even own a deviled egg plate.

ltl/fb

09-07-2005 01:30 PM

Pro se fucker

Do courts ever sanction people who are representing themselves?

ETA or are they all nicey-nicey? What if the guy showed up to court in shorts?

sebastian_dangerfield

09-07-2005 01:31 PM

A story that will make everyone feel good.

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I got a phone call on my cell phone this morning while I was sitting at the salon with tinfoil on my head. The caller was nearly impossible to understand because she was crying so hard, and I nearly clicked off the phone, until I heard her say the name "Pat C".

Over the weekend, I got an email from someone I know who is involved in greyhound rescue. She told me a long, sad story about an evacuee from New Orleans who had left her beloved and aging greyhound behind when she fled the city. She was now beside herself and looking to find her dog. Like finding a needle in a haystack, huh?

But I got the dog's name, and luckily the owner was able to tell me the dog's racing name. I made some phone calls to the National Greyhound Association and was able to get the dog's ear tattoo numbers. With that information, I was able to give a definitive description of the dog to the Humane Society network, and Pat C Roundandaround, now known as Rounder, was located in a Valdosta, Georgia kennel. Owner and Rounder were reunited this morning after a shelter worker offered to drive the freaked out dog to Memphis, where the dog's owners are camped out.

Suffice it to say, Rounder's owners were worried sick about their pooch, and having him back is one less thing for them to worry about.

eta... wow, this is my 2,000th post.

That’s damn nice of you. If I ever meet you, I'll buy you a drink.

Oh, and I hope your perm turns out well. Or is that “good”?

sebastian_dangerfield

09-07-2005 01:33 PM

Pro se fucker

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Do courts ever sanction people who are representing themselves?

ETA or are they all nicey-nicey? What if the guy showed up to court in shorts?

Never seen it. I’ve seen them yell at pro se litigants, but you can’t sanction blood from a stone...

ltl/fb

09-07-2005 01:35 PM

Pro se fucker

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Never seen it. I’ve seen them yell at pro se litigants, but you can’t sanction blood from a stone...

This assjack has filed frivolous crap up the wazoo. And I know he has some money -- we are paying him a pension monthly. I'm sure it could be garnished.

Shape Shifter

09-07-2005 01:40 PM

Pro se fucker

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
This assjack has filed frivolous crap up the wazoo. And I know he has some money -- we are paying him a pension monthly. I'm sure it could be garnished.

http://www.choof.org/news/kissmyass.txt

(SFW)

robustpuppy

09-07-2005 01:41 PM

A story that will make everyone feel good.

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
That’s damn nice of you. If I ever meet you, I'll buy you a drink.

Oh, and I hope your perm turns out well. Or is that “good”?

It's cute how you pretend not to know what the tinfoil is for ... as if you've never brightened up that magnificent mane of yours, or at least considered it.

andViolins

09-07-2005 01:43 PM

Pro se fucker

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
This assjack has filed frivolous crap up the wazoo. And I know he has some money -- we are paying him a pension monthly. I'm sure it could be garnished.

Is this his first lawsuit or does he have a past practice? You could always look into your state's vexatious litigation statute. Or, just go have a cookie. By the time you finish it, you'll feel right as rain.

aV

Shape Shifter

09-07-2005 01:44 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
It's cute how you pretend not to know what the tinfoil is for ... as if you've never brightened up that magnificent mane of yours, or at least considered it.

Oh. I thought it was to block the radio transmissions from UFOs.

sebastian_dangerfield

09-07-2005 01:44 PM

Pro se fucker

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
This assjack has filed frivolous crap up the wazoo. And I know he has some money -- we are paying him a pension monthly. I'm sure it could be garnished.

Hit him with your state's version of a frivolous litigation claim. Take a default when he fails to answer and you'll get costs and fees on top. Then try to execute against him on the judgment. This tends to stop the hyperlitigious.

dtb	09-07-2005 01:44 PM

A story that will make everyone feel good.

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
It's cute how you pretend not to know what the tinfoil is for ... as if you've never brightened up that magnificent mane of yours, or at least considered it.

Honey -- you are one lucky gal.

Hank Chinaski

09-07-2005 01:45 PM

Pro se fucker

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Originally posted by andViolins
just go have a cookie. By the time you finish it, you'll feel right as rain.

aV

Better listen to him Fringey, he's pre-med!

Not Bob

09-07-2005 01:46 PM

A story that will make everyone feel good.

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
It's cute how you pretend not to know what the tinfoil is for ... as if you've never brightened up that magnificent mane of yours, or at least considered it.

Silver highlights at the temples, bay-bee -- it's how callow young litigators like sebby and I add a little grah-vee-tahs to our float like a butterfly, sting like a bee courtroom demeanor.

robustpuppy

09-07-2005 01:47 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
Honey -- you are one lucky gal.

Yes I am, because he knows that my highlights are from the sun.

sebastian_dangerfield

09-07-2005 01:48 PM

A story that will make everyone feel good.

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
It's cute how you pretend not to know what the tinfoil is for ... as if you've never brightened up that magnificent mane of yours, or at least considered it.

No. I just love the idea of people getting perms. A guy - yes, a guy - in a high school near mine got one in high school. Funniest shit I ever saw.

I did actually dye my hair during one summer where I was at the beach a lot. Came out absurd looking. I looked like an ass and had to come back to sophomore year in hs looking like a jackass. Luckily, two other idiots did the same thing. Parents nearly killed me. Was during a very short infatuation with skateboarding.

Hank Chinaski

09-07-2005 01:49 PM

A story that will make everyone feel good.

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Originally posted by Not Bob
Silver highlights at the temples, bay-bee -- it's how callow young litigators like sebby and I add a little grah-vee-tahs to our float like a butterfly, sting like a bee courtroom demeanor.

Up ta yer neka the woods, do y'all put the steak gravy on the fried okri?

sebastian_dangerfield

09-07-2005 01:50 PM

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No serious grey here, Bob.

Not Bob

09-07-2005 01:51 PM

Pro se fucker

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
This assjack has filed frivolous crap up the wazoo. And I know he has some money -- we are paying him a pension monthly. I'm sure it could be garnished.

Yes, if he annoys the judge enough, he will get sanctioned. Do a westlaw search on "(Anthony or Andy) /s (Martin or Martin-Tr*gona)" to cheer yourself up.

And in lots of states, interests in pensions are exempt assets. And the benefits cannot be garnished.

robustpuppy

09-07-2005 01:54 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
No. I just love the idea of people getting perms. A guy - yes, a guy - in a high school near mine got one in high school. Funniest shit I ever saw.

I did actually dye my hair during one summer where I was at the beach a lot. Came out absurd looking. I looked like an ass and had to come back to sophomore year in hs looking like a jackass. Luckily, two other idiots did the same thing. Parents nearly killed me. Was during a very short infatuation with skateboarding.

I know a guy in h.s. who got more than one perm. After finding out, whenever I saw him I pictured him with pink rollers in his hair. This went on all through college, as we went to the same school.

Was it Sun-In? Do they still make that stuff?

sebastian_dangerfield

09-07-2005 01:56 PM

Pro se fucker

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Originally posted by Not Bob
Yes, if he annoys the judge enough, he will get sanctioned. Do a westlaw search on "(Anthony or Andy) /s (Martin or Martin-Tr*gona)" to cheer yourself up.

And in lots of states, interests in pensions are exempt assets. And the benefits cannot be garnished.

Some states actually allow distributions to be garnished once they leave the pension. But I don't know how you can get it as it leaves if you can't lien the pension, which ERISA precludes.

Oh shit... This is my last post re pensions. Why is it always fucking pensions?

Did you just call me Coltrane?

09-07-2005 01:57 PM

A story that will make everyone feel good.

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I know a guy in h.s. who got more than one perm. After finding out, whenever I saw him I pictured him with pink rollers in his hair. This went on all through college, as we went to the same school.

Was it Sun-In? Do they still make that stuff?

A guy I knew had the mullet part of his hair mermed in HS.

sebastian_dangerfield

09-07-2005 01:58 PM

A story that will make everyone feel good.

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Peroxide, lemon juice, alcohol and something else. I didn't get the orange look - I got blonde tips. Awful. It was hard enough to get laid at the age... I don't know what I was thinking...

ltl/fb

09-07-2005 01:58 PM

Pro se fucker

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Pensions in pay status are different than accrued benefits sitting in a trust. He's in pay status. I suppose I could research it.

greatwhitenorthchick

09-07-2005 01:59 PM

Pro se fucker

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
ERISA

Yay!!!!

On another note, I'm contemplating laser hair removal. Anyone done it?

sebastian_dangerfield

09-07-2005 02:01 PM

Pro se fucker

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Yay!!!!

On another note, I'm contemplating laser hair removal. Anyone done it?

You'll want it back someday. Bad idea.

greatwhitenorthchick

09-07-2005 02:01 PM

Pro se fucker

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You'll want it back someday. Bad idea.

Why on earth would I want it back?

et note that I am not contemplating removing all of it, just some.

sebastian_dangerfield

09-07-2005 02:08 PM

Pro se fucker

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Why on earth would I want it back?

et note that I am not contemplating removing all of it, just some.

We may be talking past each other here. If you're talking armpit or leg hair, go for it.

But the other stuff... styles change... you could find yourself lamenting that later. Or maybe not... I'm just sayin.

ABBAKiss

09-07-2005 02:12 PM

A story that will make everyone feel good.

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I thought it was made up and was mocking people concerned about their pets. But I didn't look on Snopes.

If your take is true, then I liked the story.

ABBAKiss

09-07-2005 02:15 PM

Pro se fucker

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You'll want it back someday. Bad idea.

Explain. Also, remember the merkin.

Pretty Little Flower

09-07-2005 02:28 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
A guy

No way! A guy?!?!?

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- yes, a guy -

Oh.

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I looked like an ass and had to come back to sophomore year in hs looking like a jackass.

Which was a more flattering look for you?

greatwhitenorthchick

09-07-2005 02:30 PM

Pro se fucker

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
We may be talking past each other here. If you're talking armpit or leg hair, go for it.

But the other stuff... styles change... you could find yourself lamenting that later. Or maybe not... I'm just sayin.

We're not talking past each other. But I don't think I'll be too crushed if the disco mitt comes back into fashion and I can't participate in the trend.

sebastian_dangerfield

09-07-2005 02:30 PM

Pro se fucker

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Explain. Also, remember the merkin.

Well, say the shaved look runs out of style, or you wind up with a guy who doesn’t prefer the shaved look. Or, say the 70s look makes a comeback. You’ll be stuck with the bald look. It’s a simple concept. You can always stop going for waxings. You can’t join the Pubic Hair Club for Women. I don’t know if Rogaine’s a great idea down there, and the idea of getting transplants in that region is frightening. I shudder to imagine a cooter that resembled the disaster on Joe Biden’s head, or worse... Trump’s.

But as far as the really low, way in the back hair goes... yeh, laser that. That will never be in style. And if you meet a guy who digs that, run.

Penske_Account

09-07-2005 02:32 PM

Just call me NFH

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You're thinking of Penske. He can't even go sub 3.

Sad but true. Second biggest regret in the sport.

dtb	09-07-2005 02:34 PM

Pro se fucker

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
We're not talking past each other. But I don't think I'll be too crushed if the disco mitt comes back into fashion and I can't participate in the trend.

A friend of mine did it -- she can't say enough about it (actually, she can, and has -- too much in fact). She's a fan.

ABBAKiss

09-07-2005 02:36 PM

Pro se fucker

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Well, say the shaved look runs out of style, or you wind up with a guy who doesn’t prefer the shaved look. Or, say the 70s look makes a comeback. You’ll be stuck with the bald look. It’s a simple concept. You can always stop going for waxings. You can’t join the Pubic Hair Club for Women. I don’t know if Rogaine’s a great idea down there, and the idea of getting transplants in that region is frightening. I shudder to imagine a cooter that resembled the disaster on Joe Biden’s head, or worse... Trump’s.

But as far as the really low, way in the back hair goes... yeh, laser that. That will never be in style. And if you meet a guy who digs that, run.

It's cute how you assume we groom ourselves "for his pleasure."

Penske_Account

09-07-2005 02:50 PM

Pro se fucker

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The styles and textures of merkins are vastly improved from 20 years ago (eg: it is a little known fact that at times Seka wore a merkin and it was ghastly). They are almost life like.

greatwhitenorthchick

09-07-2005 02:51 PM

Pro se fucker

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
They are almost life like.

I hope this was deliberate.

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