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Yes. In fact, I'm trying to get her a Bounty endoresment. So far, Proctor & Gamble has responded only with cease and desist letters. Cagey bastards know how to negotiate. I like their style.

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He is spongeworthy.

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Lord no. Every time I think of Gatorade I think of Keith Jackson. I think the world of Jackson as an announcer, but he’s a terribly unsexy man.

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I am with b'n'b on the splooge being more of the issue, and unless extravagantly lied to on a regular basis by an array of people who don't even know each other, I'm fully hydrated.

Maybe sebby's is just really concentrated?

After sex on the sheets does the wife like prop her hips up until you can bring a handful of tissues over? WTF?

And what detrimental effect do the various effluvia of sex have on sheets of any kind? Are high thread count sheets not washable? I don't get why the thread count matters. I could see where if they were sheets you had to have dry cleaned, having lots of obvious spots on them could be mildly embarrassing, but I'd think you'd take pride in knowing that the dry cleaner knows how much sex you are having.

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I shave. Landing strip.

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Yes, but Gatorade can still help you beat the bonk.

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That's it. I'm never speaking to you again.

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tiddiness is next to godliness, babyjesus style.

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Heh. After I passed the bar and needed some cash, I did two weeks of discovery for an Amway subsidary in the Proctor & Gamble "you alligned us with Satan!" defamation suit. It was an interesting set of documents that I had to go through.

FASHION QUESTION & OBSERVATION
 

Ha! I wish I'd had a sweater tied around my neck. It is freakin' freezing indoors! When I bought my snazzy new jeans, I had to wear a sweater while waiting for the fitting person, because I was so damned cold. The saleslady tried to get me to buy it, but I told her I was wearing only so I wouldn't freeze to death. She was disappointed, but she understood. At least she did when she lowered the hood of her parka and I didn't have to communicate with sign language.

FASHION QUESTION & OBSERVATION
 

I popped into Banana Republic for half a second after lunch this afternoon, and nearly froze before I got halfway in the door. I couldn't understand why they had the air conditioning so low until I looked around and realized that the beginning of the fall line has come in. It's sort of hard to sell sweater coats when it's 94 degrees outside.

Cal Legal Hijinks
 

http://caselaw.lp.findlaw.com/data2/...es/c047980.pdf - discovery referee does not have absolute legal immunity to physically assault attorney in case before him. Phew!

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Oddly enough, there is probably some (ok, more than some) merit in the generalized guilt theory.

Anyway, thanks to all for playing "What Makes Not Bob Tick." We have some parting gifts for you backstage.

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I ain't going anywhere backstage with you, bub, you sound dangerous.

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S'matter, Flinty -- "dangerous?" Sounds like your type. Raar.