Re: Palin is smarter than . . .
 

What the fuck is the internet?


(bad movie. awesome line)

Re: Question
 

If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're upside down.

Fone home, glowfinger.
 

Because someone's phalling down on the job.

CDF
(tying in with Gatti's theme, this should be done Gene Rayburn style: because [blank].)

Didn't Keanu do this already? Without a script?
 

At least that'd keep some Hollywood genius from greenlighting "Speed 3."

CDF

economy hits hank at home
 

Saturday, seven couples are coming here for a Newlywed Game! We wrote the questions a few weeks back. Since then, 2 of the 8 husbands have become out of work, 1 an early buyout, 1 laid-off.

An original question was "Ladies, who is closer to what you saw as you dream job when you were 20, you or your husband?"

1 Bad form to ask it?

2 any unemployed parallel ideas?

Re: economy hits hank at home
 

I have to assume your normal course bad form far outweighs that question.

I have lots of unemployed ideas, what subject matter?

Re: economy hits hank at home
 

ladies, since losing his job does your husband self-whoopie more or less that he used to?

People know the part I'm playing.
 

No shit. I am very disappointed in the bracelet you gave me at the Westin (last year -- Four Seasons) the other day after my "voice lessons" -- white gold instead of platinum. And the domestic champagne in the ice bucket? Ick. It's enough to make a boy consider the Sultana's offer of the first class tickets to Dubai.

Re: People know the part I'm playing.
 

Egad, nb.

Good thing Snidely Condescending isn't around to see this.

Re: People know the part I'm playing.
 

why don't you "wake" him?

Re: People know the part I'm playing.
 

So much for the sanctity of the non-marital bed . . .

Re: People know the part I'm playing.
 

Feel free to send her my way.

Re: People know the part I'm playing.
 

How long will a bottle of champagne last in the fridge? I have a bottle of Moet White Star that's been in there for 10 months. Toast?

Why do bloody marys cost so much more than other vodka drinks? Do they put more vodka in them? It can't be the mixers.

Re: People know the part I'm playing.
 

Champagne is still good (for up to 2 years IIRC) but you should drink it soon. Why wait?

Re: People know the part I'm playing.
 

Champagne tasting at my local tapas joint was quite tasty tonight. Favorites were a Bollinger and a Canard-Duchene. The Veuve that they served was super sweet. Would have been fine if there were chocolate covered strawberries to accompany.

I have nothing to say about bloody maries right about now.. The concept sounds a bit gross after a bottle or so of champagne.