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Did you just call me Coltrane? 06-03-2005 05:32 PM
From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
THe other day I saw a guy in a tee shirt that said "cougar bait". I thought of Coltrane.
I'm no longer in my 20s. I'm just a slightly younger version of Sebby. Diet Sebby, if you will.

ABBAKiss 06-03-2005 05:32 PM
Fringey's sex life
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
do you think her boyfriend feels that way?

http://www.conservativegroundswell.c...ed_teacher.jpg
A perfectly spherical head!!!!

sebastian_dangerfield 06-03-2005 05:34 PM
Fringey's sex life
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
do you think her boyfriend feels that way?

http://www.conservativegroundswell.c...ed_teacher.jpg
Her boyfriend is perpetually treading the last three fingers of a bottle of Thunderbird and feverishly fingering a tin foil packet of crystal meth. But when he's rocking out to "Life in the Fast Lane" and and his eyes happen across those Polaroids of his woman, straddling the front of his 85 Blazer, wearing nothing but a Cowboy hat, and the fumes from the meth stil waft just below his nose, he does think to himself, "she's purty."

Hank Chinaski 06-03-2005 05:34 PM
Fringey's sex life
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
It does not at all surprise me, based on your personality, you consider yourself a Libertarian. Based on your personality, I would not fuck you (but you knew this, right?), even in your somewhat reformed state. I think Libertarians are massively stupid about transaction/information costs -- it's like they think that all the economic examples that start out "Disregarding transaction/information costs . . ." can be applied to the real world, when they CAN'T until you resolve the transaction/information costs. Bureacracy and regulation can be more efficient than a zillion people making individual bargains.

And if you started yapping about libertarian crap post-coitally, and did not shut your yap when asked -- TWICE -- you would be too stupid to fuck.

OK, I did him again before he left. But that was more a matter of not letting it go to waste.
But If the guy really could disregard transaction costs he could do it infinity times without rest.

ltl/fb 06-03-2005 05:37 PM
Fringey's sex life
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
I dunno if I buy that this can be in the running for sluttiest.

[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=phil+spector/v=2/SID=w/TID=I036_74/l=IVI/SIG=13gf0pdbo/EXP=1117916767/*-http%3A//us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20050523/capt.la10305232138.phil_spector_la103.jpg[/IMG]
That's a styling thing. It takes a certain personality to have buttons like that, let alone that hair. Disqualified on personality grounds. Plus he's way, WAY too old.

I bet identical twin sister of prison lady's hair smells nice right after it's been washed. And her skin is probably very soft (the layers of fat under it help). And she may be a nice person. Her boyfriend associates her face with happy things like orgasms and comfort. She's pretty to him.

ABBAKiss 06-03-2005 05:37 PM
Fringey's sex life
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
She looks like she has OK hair
She does? Do you mean her disco mitt hair or her head hair?

ltl/fb 06-03-2005 05:38 PM
Fringey's sex life
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
She does? Do you mean her disco mitt hair or her head hair?
Her head hair is not irredeemable. It's not a style I personally would choose, but it's fine.

sebastian_dangerfield 06-03-2005 05:40 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
It does not at all surprise me, based on your personality, you consider yourself a Libertarian. Based on your personality, I would not fuck you (but you knew this, right?), even in your somewhat reformed state. I think Libertarians are massively stupid about transaction/information costs -- it's like they think that all the economic examples that start out "Disregarding transaction/information costs . . ." can be applied to the real world, when they CAN'T until you resolve the transaction/information costs. Bureacracy and regulation can be more efficient than a zillion people making individual bargains.

And if you started yapping about libertarian crap post-coitally, and did not shut your yap when asked -- TWICE -- you would be too stupid to fuck.

OK, I did him again before he left. But that was more a matter of not letting it go to waste.
Well, we do need some regulation, but I'd personally like to see just about 99.9% of bureaucrats thrown in front of a speeding bus. I can't stomach procedure. I think in theory bureacracy and regs work fine, but in practice, the system is built to be abused by the lazy and inept. You've got to admit there is nothing worse than trying to wring a decision out of a pack of scared shitless middle managers. I've blown up at meeting and almost said "Make a fucking decision!" These people should be accountable and they're not. They need to be reviewed rigorously and fired when they don't produce anything other than more regs and policy memos.

If I fuck up, I get fired. Why should so many sods in the middle of govt and big business be allowed to be so inefficient and counterprocudtive?

robustpuppy 06-03-2005 05:42 PM
From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Believe it or not, Commando Boy. It didn't sound cheesy when he said it though.
Actually, I like unexpected compliments too, but my favorite compliment is when someone absolutely cracks up at something that I say. That's a great feeling, and one I'm sure many people here live for.

LessinSF 06-03-2005 05:42 PM
From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Believe it or not, Commando Boy. It didn't sound cheesy when he said it though.
The only time that isn't cheesy is if you were blowing him after he had consumed one too many scotches

ltl/fb 06-03-2005 05:45 PM
Fringey's sex life
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Well, we do need some regulation, but I'd personally like to see just about 99.9% of bureaucrats thrown in front of a speeding bus. I can't stomach procedure. I think in theory bureacracy and regs work fine, but in practice, the system is built to be abused by the lazy and inept. You've got to admit there is nothing worse than trying to wring a decision out of a pack of scared shitless middle managers. I've blown up at meeting and almost said "Make a fucking decision!" These people should be accountable and they're not. They need to be reviewed rigorously and fired when they don't produce anything other than more regs and policy memos.

If I fuck up, I get fired. Why should so many sods in the middle of govt and big business be allowed to be so inefficient and counterprocudtive?
You have to have procedures to do things consistently across many, many people. Consistency is, generally speaking, fairer than inconsistency. Inconsistency leads to lawsuits, which are higher in costs than having a procedure.

I agree that it can get out of hand and that some people take it too far, but shit, would you want people who can't even really figure out how a procedure works to have discretion over each individual decision?????

ltl/fb 06-03-2005 05:46 PM
From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file
 
Quote:
Originally posted by LessinSF
The only time that isn't cheesy is if you were blowing him after he had consumed one too many scotches
It could be funny in a bondage situation.

paigowprincess 06-03-2005 05:49 PM
From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Actually, I like unexpected compliments too, but my favorite compliment is when someone absolutely cracks up at something that I say. That's a great feeling, and one I'm sure many people here live for.
Its kinda like giving the hateful ignoramus a look of disapproval when you arent in the same room, is it not?

sebastian_dangerfield 06-03-2005 05:51 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
You have to have procedures to do things consistently across many, many people. Consistency is, generally speaking, fairer than inconsistency. Inconsistency leads to lawsuits, which are higher in costs than having a procedure.

I agree that it can get out of hand and that some people take it too far, but shit, would you want people who can't even really figure out how a procedure works to have discretion over each individual decision?????
There's a perfect middle, but its so rarely hit. My view is also jaded because of where I live. The "system" in this state is really quite despicable. Its rancid mix of laziness and corruption pretty much through and through.

robustpuppy 06-03-2005 05:54 PM
From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
Its kinda like giving the hateful ignoramus a look of disapproval when you arent in the same room, is it not?
I am assuming that at least some of the people here interact with live humans, or even simians, at least occasionally.

paigowprincess 06-03-2005 05:57 PM
From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
I am assuming that at least some of the people here interact with live humans, or even simians, at least occasionally.
Annual event at the Lessapalooza festival.

ltl/fb 06-03-2005 05:58 PM
Fringey's sex life
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
There's a perfect middle, but its so rarely hit. My view is also jaded because of where I live. The "system" in this state is really quite despicable. Its rancid mix of laziness and corruption pretty much through and through.
Expecting perfection means a lifetime of frustration.

sebastian_dangerfield 06-03-2005 06:00 PM
Fringey's sex life
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Expecting perfection means a lifetime of frustration.
I'd be frustrated if I were Bill Gates. Its genetic.

futbol fan 06-03-2005 06:02 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
My view is also jaded because of where I live. The "system" in this state is really quite despicable. Its rancid mix of laziness and corruption pretty much through and through.
This is really all about the state-run liquor stores, isn't it?

Hank Chinaski 06-03-2005 06:05 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ironweed
This is really all about the state-run liquor stores, isn't it?
2. Sebastian. Why don't you people throw out that law? I've driven hours in Pa. trying to find a place that would sell me something to knock me in the head after a night with the in-laws. How does someone with a nasty little drinking problem get by there day to day? Are Pennslyvanians just good planeers?

Same thing with Ontario. Canadians are drunkards and you can't even buy beer easily there. at least the Wah Wah will sell you beer.

Replaced_Texan 06-03-2005 06:11 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
2. Sebastian. Why don't you people throw out that law? I've driven hours in Pa. trying to find a place that would sell me something to knock me in ther head after a night with the in-laws. How does someone with a nasty little drinking problem get by there day to day? Are Pennslyvanians just good planeers?

Same thing with Ontario. Canadains are drunkards and you can't even buy beer easily there. at least the Wah Wah will sell you beer.
My worst liquor procurement situation was the asshole in New Mexico, who was the only late night liquor store in town, and wouldn't sell me anything because I had the audacity to be on foot. Fucking drive through liquor store.

Hank Chinaski 06-03-2005 06:15 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
My worst liquor procurement situation was the asshole in New Mexico, who was the only late night liquor store in town, and wouldn't sell me anything because I had the audacity to be on foot. Fucking drive through liquor store.
No cabs around?

Hank Chinaski 06-03-2005 06:21 PM
fringey, is this okay hair?
 
http://www.foxnews.com/images/165662...kim_jongil.jpg

ThurgreedMarshall 06-03-2005 06:35 PM
From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
My favorite compliments are on things that are not obvious. "I really admire your spirit," for example
That has to be one of the cheesiest things I've ever heard, unless you were on the j.v. cheerleading squad at the time.

TM

Replaced_Texan 06-03-2005 06:35 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
No cabs around?
1.) In Taos?

or

2.) Yes, damnit, in the damned liquor store. He wouldn't sell me any.

sebastian_dangerfield 06-03-2005 06:35 PM
Fringey's sex life
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
2. Sebastian. Why don't you people throw out that law? I've driven hours in Pa. trying to find a place that would sell me something to knock me in the head after a night with the in-laws. How does someone with a nasty little drinking problem get by there day to day? Are Pennslyvanians just good planeers?

Same thing with Ontario. Canadians are drunkards and you can't even buy beer easily there. at least the Wah Wah will sell you beer.
Tom Ridge sold the liquor stores for a few billion years ago. THEN the unions stepped in...

Tyrone Slothrop 06-03-2005 06:44 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Why should so many sods in the middle of govt and big business be allowed to be so inefficient and counterprocudtive?
Read this, and all will become clear (if you can stay awake):

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/05...CMZZZZZZZ_.jpg

ltl/fb 06-03-2005 06:47 PM
fringey, is this okay hair?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
http://www.foxnews.com/images/165662...kim_jongil.jpg
If you loved him, you would find him attractive.

sebastian_dangerfield 06-03-2005 06:56 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Read this, and all will become clear (if you can stay awake):

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/05...CMZZZZZZZ_.jpg
Oh, Lord no. My gripe isn't institutional. Its really quite simple and straightforward. I just want the sort of person who collects checks and does nothing to be wiped out of the economy as much as possible. I have this goofy naive notion that if we could remove the sort of person who just wants to milk the system from the system (or at least try), we could effect a changed mentality, which might cause some real progressive forward thinking and scientific development. Imagine if all the wasted plasma lying around office floors sucking down checks doing nothing was forced to think and possible develop something, be it revenue, an idea, an innovation, anything. We might leapfrog as a society.

robustpuppy 06-03-2005 06:59 PM
Fringey's sex life
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Oh, Lord no. My gripe isn't institutional. Its really quite simple and straightforward. I just want the sort of person who collects checks and does nothing to be wiped out of the economy as much as possible. I have this goofy naive notion that if we could remove the sort of person who just wants to milk the system from the system (or at least try), we could effect a changed mentality, which might cause some real progressive forward thinking and scientific development. Imagine if all the wasted plasma lying around office floors sucking down checks doing nothing was forced to think and possible develop something, be it revenue, an idea, an innovation, anything. We might leapfrog as a society.
Jesus Christ Sebby, have some compassion, I've got student loans and a kid on the way.

Hank Chinaski 06-03-2005 07:00 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Imagine if all the wasted plasma lying around office floors sucking down checks doing nothing was forced to think and possible develop something, be it revenue, an idea, an innovation, anything. We might leapfrog as a society.
You realize what this would mean for this board, don't you? Everyone with more than 1000 posts must conceive 2 inventions and bill 100 more hours in June!

No thank you.

Replaced_Texan 06-03-2005 07:18 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
You realize what this would mean for this board, don't you? Everyone with more than 1000 posts must conceive 2 inventions and bill 100 more hours in June!

No thank you.
Even the mention of it kills the FB. Or mabye just the fact that it's Friday afternoon.

NotFromHere 06-03-2005 07:19 PM
Sex slave
 
Sorry. No photos.

BERLIN - German police, alerted to a potential kidnapping, “freed” a man from a car trunk only to discover the would-be victim was actually a willing sex slave, authorities said on Thursday.

Police stopped the car after a concerned caller told them he had seen a woman locking someone in the trunk. However, on opening it, they were greeted by the sight of the 39-year-old man wearing nothing but a leather thong and a collar.

Insert your favorite Hank chinaski joke here.
link

Hank Chinaski 06-03-2005 08:07 PM
Sex slave
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
Sorry. No photos.

BERLIN - German police, alerted to a potential kidnapping, “freed” a man from a car trunk only to discover the would-be victim was actually a willing sex slave, authorities said on Thursday.

Police stopped the car after a concerned caller told them he had seen a woman locking someone in the trunk. However, on opening it, they were greeted by the sight of the 39-year-old man wearing nothing but a leather thong and a collar.

Insert your favorite Hank chinaski joke here.
link
You whiffed on your own "joke." Good for you!

Masochists can't be drunks. It would interfere with their suffering!

Thanks everybody, see you next week!

Mister_Ruysbroeck 06-03-2005 08:11 PM
From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Me? Me of the suavey hair? I have "dirty" blonde hair down to the small of my back. There is no ABBA without the hair. I am Sampson-like that way. I bet a lot of people would not recognize me without my hair.
I wouldn't say it's dirty blond. You may be dirty, but that's another issue.

And just to clarify, I'm pretty sure the hair isn't growing on her back.

Mister_Ruysbroeck 06-03-2005 08:39 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
It does not at all surprise me, based on your personality, you consider yourself a Libertarian. Based on your personality, I would not fuck you (but you knew this, right?), even in your somewhat reformed state. I think Libertarians are massively stupid about transaction/information costs -- it's like they think that all the economic examples that start out "Disregarding transaction/information costs . . ." can be applied to the real world, when they CAN'T until you resolve the transaction/information costs. Bureacracy and regulation can be more efficient than a zillion people making individual bargains.
HOT

ltl/fb 06-03-2005 09:42 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
HOT
Hotter -- sending out emails at 8:40 pm (their time) on a Friday, with assignments, knowing that they check their mail on the weekend.

I have gone over to the dark side.

Hank Chinaski 06-03-2005 10:10 PM
Fringey's sex life
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Hotter -- sending out emails at 8:40 pm (their time) on a Friday, with assignments, knowing that they check their mail on the weekend.

I have gone over to the dark side.
and they will send you big bills which will pay for their big homes.
Transaction costs?

their weekend and their youth.


Next Friday ask them to ship you a pint of blood and two teeth,

Shape Shifter 06-04-2005 01:26 AM
Sex slave
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
You whiffed on your own "joke." Good for you!

Masochists can't be drunks. It would interfere with their suffering!

Thanks everybody, see you next week!
Okay, that was good.

God, I must be high.

ThurgreedMarshall 06-04-2005 09:58 AM
Fringey's sex life
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Oh, Lord no. My gripe isn't institutional. Its really quite simple and straightforward. I just want the sort of person who collects checks and does nothing to be wiped out of the economy as much as possible. I have this goofy naive notion that if we could remove the sort of person who just wants to milk the system from the system (or at least try), we could effect a changed mentality, which might cause some real progressive forward thinking and scientific development. Imagine if all the wasted plasma lying around office floors sucking down checks doing nothing was forced to think and possible develop something, be it revenue, an idea, an innovation, anything. We might leapfrog as a society.
What a load of crap. I think we should be striving to do as little as possible for as much money as possible.

TM


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