Pro se fucker
 

This from a friend:

Pro se fucker
 

No, but I'd be willing to try.

And for the gentlemen with receding hairlines, I offer the Head Blade, which is not as scary as it first sounds.

http://www.headblade.com/

Pro se fucker
 

You are obsessed with razors. Does this one vibrate?

Seriously, that is very scary. For some reason, the thought of someone shaving his head with a blade totally squicks me out/makes my skin crawl/sends shivers up and down my spine. It's on the same level as having blood drawn from a vein in my arm or watching eye surgery on TV.

Maybe it's the blade on skin on bone aspect of it.

I should stop writing now. I'm sitting at my desk with my shoulders hunched up totally into the back of my neck to try to avoid the shudders.

Pro se fucker
 

So, you'd find shaving one's head with a cheese grater more acceptable?

Pro se fucker
 

Oh, that's just mean.

Pro se fucker
 

I like to stay on the cutting edge.

Pro se fucker
 

Mean, schmean. I've seen eye surgery in person. And I chewed on tinfoil the whole time I watched it.

Pro se fucker
 

You are a seriously sick fuck. You know that, don't you?

Pro se fucker
 

You say this like it's a bad thing.

Pro se fucker
 

Many normal, non-psychopathic people would say that it was.

Pro se fucker
 

So is this flirting, or for real?

Pro se fucker
 

You know people like that?

Pro se fucker
 

Do you?

Pro se fucker
 

I've got your back on this one B 'n B. Only a sick fuck would chew on tinfoil. Next he's gonna tell us that he just throws the gum away.

Sick. Fuck.

aV

Pro se fucker
 

Yes.

Broken Flowers
 

It's available in the hinterlands of Chicago. At least it is down by the Jewel's dere.

Orange snot on a chip
 

He's seen Big Night.

A story that will make everyone feel good.
 

I told you it was possible to overdo the Grecian Formula, but did you listen? Noooooooo.

Pro se fucker
 

It was. What do I win?

Pro se fucker
 

SS is obsessed with razors? Vibrating ones?

How was that not included in the dossier? (Someone has some 'splainin' to do.)

Pro se fucker
 

If you can't remember salient details about your internet boyfriend, I'm not going to help you.

(Meow!)

Pro se fucker
 

Did she also go for the anal bleaching? Its all the rage.

I shit you not.

Pro se fucker
 

Rage would be my reaction if someone tried to bleach my anus. And the "shit you not" part, that was an unintentional pun, right?

Pro se fucker
 

Was there something about my friend's message that made you wonder about it? Some subtext suggesting anal vanity?

I think the laser treatment was a gift from her intended, although it was something she wanted. I don't get a rimmer vibe from the guy, though, so I really doubt either would buy it as an add-on.

Pro se fucker
 

You didn't read it, did you? You had your secretary read it and type you up a summary? And she's at least as dumb as I am.

It's right there, on page 4, in the footnotes. Always read the footnotes.

Pro se fucker
 

Correct as usual.


For future reference, I will be keeping all further intelligence on SS to myself, so you can close his file. In fact, just send it over.

Pro se fucker
 

You don’t need to be a rimmer/rimmee to value a deforested ass.

It was the color contrast comment that tripped my brain to recall the anal bleaching fad. I think that’s the one thing you lose when you go totally bald. Sometimes, in the right light, the contrast of conservative pubes against skin looks cool.

Pro se fucker
 

Two questions:

1. What the hell does "conservative pubes" mean?

2. Against skin? What else would it be against?

Pro se fucker
 

Deforested is one thing, bleached is something else entirely.

Believe me, many of us have vivid memories of the ass forest discussion for which I think the board will mainly agree that I am mostly correct in saying you and not the local authorities were largely responsible, and thus we can easily understand the value of keeping things landscaped.

Pro se fucker
 

1. Well manicured... Impeccably groomed... not 70s style disco mitt.

2. True. But what I was zeroing in on was the way well groomed pubes can be interesting to the eye. Perhaps its conditioning - I grew up associating pubes with good times. You see them, and you know its going to be a good next few hours.

Pro se fucker
 

Just my heartfelt thanks for playing.

Pro se fucker
 

I get the impression that you seem to think that the only reason one goes to laser hair removal is to become completely bald. One typically goes only to get rid of the stuff that one spends countless hours waxing and shaving - hours that could be spent on exciting things, like reading, or fucking, or doing crossword puzzles.

Pro se fucker
 

I wouldn't call that salient.

(in the grand scheme of things)

Pro se fucker
 

Or all three at once. (Didn't Costanza hit a trifecta of sorts with another combination?)

Pro se fucker
 

Brrrr. Cold.

Pro se fucker
 

Mmmmm, crossword puzzles.

Does she or doesn't she? Only her waxer knows for sure ...
 

So, how much are you considering getting zapped? Just the bikini-line? Everything but a triangle (real triangle, not the silly decorative one) up front? Everything but a landing strip?

I ask because I've been toying with the laser idea, too. It's not so much the time wasted waxing, for me, it is that anything that involves regrowth is ultimately unsatisfactory, and I'm pretty sure that, fashions changing as they might, I won't miss anything that isn't covered by a g-string. It would be nice to be relieved of the "smooth, stubble, smooth" cycle. Sort of defeats the purpose, about 1/2 the time.

Then again, I tend to be somewhat of a DIY girl, and I've also been vaguely considering an at-home electrolysis kit, but the idea of riding sparky in an embarrasing position in my own bathroom mitigates against.

Pro se fucker
 

Oh, yes... by all means. Do that.

Katrina donations
 

FWIW, inspired by Weed, I've volunteered to sponsor the site for one month if Katrina donations hit $2,500 and another month if they hit the $3,000 mark.

So keep it coming and try to turn me into a DebtSlave again.

Pro se fucker
 

I have seen "vexatious" litigants be ordered so go through extra hoops before filing further lawsuits.