In honor of Geek Day
 

Yes. I performed at least half the work post knee surgery. Of course, I was 17, so it was only about 30 seconds of work.

In honor of Geek Day
 

Silly keeps me alive.

Spanky Board Update
 

better to be a spinster
 

than to have to resort to Wal-Mart singles' night.

Spanky Board Update
 

Spoiler space, please!

NFH Update
 

NEW DELHI (Reuters) - Indian police forced around 200 people caught watching pornography to do sit-ups in public to shame them and keep them away from theaters that illegally screen smutty movies.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050718/...RpBHNlYwM3NTc-

One of my fraternity brothers once shared with us how he experienced his first orgasm. He was about 12 years old and doing sit-ups when he noticed he had an erection. It felt good, so he started doing more sit-ups, faster, until he finally reached his Magic Moment. In the days following, he come home from school, head straight to his room, and start doing sit-ups. I don't think he would have minded this punishment so much.

For every occassion
 

Greeting card collection for adultry

My favorirtes are "weekend is over," "lust," and "goodbye," but they're all hysterical.

It took me awhile to decide whether or not this outfit is for real, but they say they were at the same trade show that my friend went to in May, and their media seems real enough.

better to be a spinster
 

{Shudder.} Better to go to a Wal-Mart singles' night in Houston, TX, than to go to anything in Roanoke, Va.

For every occassion
 

Miss Manners would be appalled. It's bad enough people can't write out a simple, personalized "thank you" on a 5x8 sheet of white or ecru writing paper but rather resort to cards with dalmatian puppies or reprints of a Monet to express the simplest concept of gratitude, and that prospective wedding guests everywhere are presumed to lack the refinement to draft a proper response to an invitation, but now one needs a greeting card to inform her married lover that she can't continue the relationship any longer? Isn't that what text messages are for?

Our society is going to hell.

For every occassion
 

Oh, BROTHER!

But this reminds me...

You know that hot guy who sits next to me? (Well, I know you don't KNOW him, but I may have mentioned him before.) He just suggested I go to Prague with him on his vacation.

So, here's my question: do you think my husband would mind?

No, right?

For every occassion
 

Well, yeah. But BRC is down with it -- so I think it's OK.

For every occassion
 

Ahem.

For every occassion
 

And I'm holding the door open. After you.

TM

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Didn't you get my text?

For every occassion
 

Just so you know, one of the cards RT especially likes uses "lay" instead of "lie." You should write to them.

Prague sounds good. I'm sure it will be a working vacation.