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Did you just call me Coltrane? 08-18-2005 05:01 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I so totally disagree with you.

There's less likely to be a wet spot if you use a condom, which leads me to the conclusion that the wet spot is mostly stuff that otherwise would wind up in the condom.
It definitely depends on the woman. Some of you are like faucets...

Flinty_McFlint 08-18-2005 05:03 PM

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Originally posted by Gattigap
S'matter, Flinty -- "dangerous?" Sounds like your type. Raar.
Speak for yourself, I've had way more than my fair share of rufi coladas. Waking up in an alley with a crumpled $50 bill and Richard Dean Anderson's stained business card is not something I want to relive again.

robustpuppy 08-18-2005 05:05 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
It definitely depends on the woman. Some of you are like faucets...
But that evaporates more quickly than your stuff. I'd rather sleep on mine than yours, my tasty melon ball.

Shape Shifter 08-18-2005 05:06 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
But that evaporates more quickly than your stuff. I'd rather sleep on mine than yours, my tasty melon ball.
2 (except for the tasty melon ball part, nttawwt).

Did you just call me Coltrane? 08-18-2005 05:08 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
But that evaporates more quickly than your stuff. I'd rather sleep on mine than yours, my tasty melon ball.
Yes. That's why her back is the perfect spot for it.

Replaced_Texan 08-18-2005 05:12 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Yes. That's why her back is the perfect spot for it.
I recently discovered the joy of king sized beds. Move over a little, and it's a non-issue.

notcasesensitive 08-18-2005 05:15 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I recently discovered the joy of king sized beds. Move over a little, and it's a non-issue.
That's how we roll. Even on non-kings. But maybe our sheets are of lower value to us. I haven't really been taking their feelings into account.

sebastian_dangerfield 08-18-2005 05:16 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I recently discovered the joy of king sized beds. Move over a little, and it's a non-issue.
With the California King, its almost like leaving entirely afterward, collegiate styley.

sebastian_dangerfield 08-18-2005 05:21 PM

Jessica Canseco
 
Apparently took as many steroids as her husband. Or at least thats how it appears in this month's Playboy. Yeccch.

ltl/fb 08-18-2005 05:22 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
With the California King, its almost like leaving entirely afterward, collegiate styley.
This did not start out with a discussion of wet spots. It started out with you saying that it's a problem getting fluids on the high threadcount sheets. Why why WHY is that a problem? Do you have dry-clean-only sheets?

Do you have me on ignore, you fucker?

sebastian_dangerfield 08-18-2005 05:22 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
That's how we roll. Even on non-kings. But maybe our sheets are of lower value to us. I haven't really been taking their feelings into account.
No spooning? You Ice Queen.

sebastian_dangerfield 08-18-2005 05:25 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
This did not start out with a discussion of wet spots. It started out with you saying that it's a problem getting fluids on the high threadcount sheets. Why why WHY is that a problem? Do you have dry-clean-only sheets?

Do you have me on ignore, you fucker?
I could never put you on ignore...

It was an extraneous detail. I was trying to look pros'prus. You are correct - the reason I avoid creating the spot is because I don't want to sleep in it.

ltl/fb 08-18-2005 05:27 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I could never put you on ignore...

It was an extraneous detail. I was trying to look pros'prus. You are correct - the reason I avoid creating the spot is because I don't want to sleep in it.
You are shitting me. No way. If true, that's pathetic. But, I think you are covering for some weird cleanliness fetish either you or your wife has.

ETA you can too ignore me. I'm not an admin or a mod.

Flinty_McFlint 08-18-2005 05:30 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I recently discovered the joy of king sized beds. Move over a little, and it's a non-issue.
I'd like to hear Slave's thoughts on this matter, as he is clearly thinking outside the box when it comes to where to do the sex.

sebastian_dangerfield 08-18-2005 05:31 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
You are shitting me. No way. If true, that's pathetic. But, I think you are covering for some weird cleanliness fetish either you or your wife has.

ETA you can too ignore me. I'm not an admin or a mod.
Who's taking who literally. But I am quite pros'prus (I am thumbing my suspenders as I say this).

Its the little extra details that make the story. I know the sheets have high thread count because I was sent to the Mall to get them. So I flipped it in there.

You know I feel no obligation to tie all the open ends together.

Me? A cleanliness fetish? Shirley you jest.


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