Julie Chen
 

is only 35. :confused: . This must be the first time I have seen botox and whatever else she is putting in her face, have the effect of making her look older. I would have guessed she was at least 45. If you said fifty, I would have said, she looks pretty good for fifty I guess. 35? She cannot move her face. ANd she dresses like an aging woman still trying to prove she has a hot bod. WTF?

Katrina donations
 

Will you count my dognations to three, non Red Cross charities and my donation via my firm through Red Cross?

Julie Chen
 

I know. She's such an old woman.
But I think Ivette is going to save Howie. She has to. The show is unwatchable without him and his "light sabre." And his checking himself out in the mirror every 2 seconds.

I have also noticed that Janelle, Ivette and Maggie have put on the weight in the last 2 weeks. Noticeable weight. Like maybe 5-10 pounds.

Julie Chen
 

She's also had serious face surgery. Google it.

Julie Chen
 

I heart Janelle and Howie. I hope they get married and have a million little Jowies. She is some kind of combination of Pam Andesron and Cameron Diaz and works it to perfect effect. WHen she said how ugly "Tush" was, I almost applauded.

Ivette may be the most annoying person in BB history (besides Julie Chen). The way she talks, How stupid she is. That fucking dedication of Cappy. Christ. Kill her. BUt props to her if she does have the balls to follow through on keeping Howie. She does seem to lvoe men for a lesbian, and I think she would hate an all chick house so I am optimistic. Any signs from the feeds?

I love this show. Its my favorite reality show bc its pure strategy. No advenutre, few pointless challenges once you get through the food challenges. Just pure fighiting, plotting and strategy.

Julie Chen
 

Don't need to. Nose Job, Eye Lid and possibly chin. And she is made up like a whore. And whats with the off the shoulder evening gowns to host a cheezy reality show about evicting houseguests? Is CBS making a statement to the Red States?

Julie Chen
 

Based on waht I just googled, it appears to be an improvement, but I don't watch this BB so I don't know what it looks like in a reality setting.

Julie Chen
 

She really only has an audience of one -- her boss/boyfriend Les Moonves.

Julie Chen
 

He is 20 years her senior, and yet they seem perfectly compatible.

Katrina donations
 

Given your history with donations, why the fuck would anyone believe you ?

Does she or doesn't she? Only her waxer knows for sure ...
 

This is the kind of frank, pubic hair-related discussion I come here to see.

Julie Chen
 

Looking at Les Moonves, I think that motherfucker must like some kinky shit. Maybe str8 has the dope. Anyway, my favorite part about Julie Chen is how forced and scripted she is. You fucking know that they actually script poor grammar to her, because that's now she actually speaks. She's like the W of reality show hosts.

A story that will make everyone feel good.
 

I apologize for having my FB summmary chart up to date, but I think you have been out of touch or having a baby or something, right? Anyway, look back, it will fill you in. It's an enjoyable read.

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Muffin??? For the love of god, I hope not!!!!!

Broken Flowers
 

Who loves you, homey.

Fuck Broken Flowers - see the Bears!!!
 

F this.

If you want to see an (i) artsy meets (ii) nature flick:

Go see "Grizzly Man".

Not only is his home footage absolutely breathtaking (even I want to bring home a pet fox this weekend) and the biography tragic - but for the film buffs out there, this is a pure and simple Herzog film, and anyone with a grasp of his oevre and pessimistic worldview will love this.

2 Brilliant directors too - once you see it, you will see what I mean.

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Don't bother to look back because really it's not that enjoyable a read.

I'll summarize for you. mmmm thinks I am a bad person because I don't like poor people and I tend to like animals better than people. According to him, my morality is all fucked up.

I think mmmm is a blowhard.

Meet the Fuggers
 

While this NYT article doesn't mention them by name, those of you who follow the Fuggers will recognize the reference to those tar-hearted bitches (whom I love so much).

My Str8 moment.
 

Yesterday, while sitting in my truck waiting for a light to change, I saw Pat Carney, the drummer of the Black Keys (Hi Sebby!), driving his car in the other direction.

What do you expect, A-Listers? I live in the fucking patch.

My Str8 moment.
 

If I nightclubbed more, I bet I would have kicked Jack Black's ass by now, at least once.

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Color me impressed.

I know you're retired and all, but you wouldn't consider being my secretary, would you?

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The thing I don't get, is how are they gathering the animals. Are there animal rescue boats going through the flooded streets, or are they just getting the pets on the fringes?

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I know you like the fatty jokes and all, but thats just cold.

aV

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Not to be a timmy, but "fringes" is not "fringe" or "Fringey."

i meant it as an honest question.

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Some of the animal rescue leagues have their own boats. It seems to me that they are just kind of scooping up animals where they find them.

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Good lord no. No, no, no. No.

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Christ you are cranky this morning. Go splash some cold water on your face.

There are some news stories from CNN you can watch online -- see green box on right side of screen here: http://search.cnn.com/pages/search.j...ts&sortby=Date

ETA and NYT article -- I know you hate the damn liberal media, but it's just about pets, for chrissakes: http://www.nytimes.com/2005/09/08/na...fLLrgEd8gYg+6Q

A story to make everyone feel bad
 

Zombie insects

Is there a horror movie lurking in this story?

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Dear. I simply wanted to know about the doggies and purty lil kittie. Since I am prone to dumb jokes, i didn't want my honest inquiry to be seen as simly that.

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Sweetness, it seems to me if that is really how you felt about it, you would have acknowledged the joke and then said, "but no no, I'm serious, I really want to know about the kitties and puppies."

I think this "nicer" thing does not come naturally to you.

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I've heard of one account of a pet owner still in New Orleans where he said that if they didn't save the dog, he wasn't going with the rescuers either. His point was that after losing everything and losing faith in everyone, his dog remained loyally at his side and was the only one that he knew absolutely that cared about him. I could see his point.

Not really confidential to Shape Shifter
 

SS, I love you, you really made me smile this morning. Guess what I heard on DC's best rock station as I drove into work this morning ...

Can't help myself from fa-all-ing
Stone in Love

What an amazing coincidence!

Those soaring vocals, the riveting guitar solos, I couldn't help myself -- I sang along at the top of my lungs. I'm in clover!

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After my kids (or at least the ones who pass the paternity test) my dogs would be next in line.

My Str8 moment.
 

I met Dan Savage the other night, platonically, does that count?

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Your poor wife.

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Now that she's no longer breastfeeding anyone, she's expendable, plus I need the life insurance $$$ to start over.

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Props to violins for finding the joke. I simply meant that i didn't mean that- see?

Did you skip breakfast again?

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tough choice for you I suppose. i mean, i get loyalty to any that might actually be your's, but really the ones who aren't you flesh and blood would actually stand a better chance of reaching adulthood and passing on the family name- lower probability of genetic mental problems- plus, I bet less obnoxious.

Would everyone please let me know you're ok?
 

Hunter Thompson's suicide note:

"No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I needed or wanted. Boring. I am always bitchy. No Fun -- for anybody. 67. You are getting Greedy. Act your old age. Relax -- This won't hurt."

Old, greedy and bitchy. Apparently no fun for HST. Have to say it's working out pretty well for me, but YMMV. How 'bout the rest of you greedy old bitches?

http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/book....ap/index.html

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You can't afford me.