LawTalkers - It's all about me

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
True. But admit it, you did this one intentionally for us little people -- a dtb typo is kind of like Shakespeare using ain't.

or misspelling chrysanthemum.

ltl/fb

07-22-2004 06:34 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
So, sucked any hot men recently? I was driving home the other day and the construction workers all had their shirts off. MMMMmmmm. Contruction workers. Well, some of them. Some of them were just short and dirty.
It reminds me of that Diet Coke commercial. please please try to think of something other than water breaking and icky crap

The mucous plug has to be expelled before all the "water" comes out.

Could it ever shoot out and hit someone in the face? That would be funny.

dtb	07-22-2004 06:34 PM

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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I'm crying a little bit on the inside over this.

Just a little bit?

(Fringey -- I would NOT take this lightly.)

dtb	07-22-2004 06:35 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
The mucous plug has to be expelled before all the "water" comes out.

Could it ever shoot out and hit someone in the face? That would be funny.

I promise this will be my last contribution to this discussion, but you DO know what the "water" is, right? It's fetus urine!! Mmmmmmm.

ltl/fb

07-22-2004 06:36 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
Just a little bit?

(Fringey -- I would NOT take this lightly.)

I can't figure out what it means.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

07-22-2004 06:36 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
I hate to go all Earth Mother on you, but it's exactly this kind of thinking that results in a near-direct relationship between a patient's advanced education and her likelihood to have a C-section, emergency or otherwise.

I would bet $100 that if they studied C-section rates, lawyers would rank at the absolute tip-top. RT, you've got mad MedLine skillz; wanna find out?

No, no, no. If we're going to start talking C sections, we're several levels beyond mucous plugs and linea negras. You're talking about a large slice through the middle of a major muscle, permanently weakening that muscle and leaving internal scar tissue (that you can feel from the outside) in the majority of cases.

Anyone want to talk episiotomies?

NotFromHere

07-22-2004 06:36 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
The mucous plug has to be expelled before all the "water" comes out.

Could it ever shoot out and hit someone in the face? That would be funny.

Seriously, we're all done now.

So I was at Nordstroms the other day and all the Juicy Coutour stuff was in pink terry cloth. It looked like Barbie had gone mad in the bathroom.
Pink terry cloth sandals and pink terry cloth purses. Odd no?

ltl/fb

07-22-2004 06:37 PM

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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
No, no, no. If we're going to start talking C sections, we're several levels beyond mucous plugs and linea negras. You're talking about a large slice through the middle of a major muscle, permanently weakening that muscle and leaving internal scar tissue (that you can feel from the outside) in the majority of cases.

Anyone want to talk episiotomies?

Healing is apparently faster if it tears naturally rather than being cut.

dtb	07-22-2004 06:37 PM

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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Anyone want to talk episiotomies?

Or the consequences of not having a needed one?

(OK, so I lied about that other thing being my last contribution...)

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07-22-2004 06:38 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I find it terribly frustrating when I get horny at work. I am not feeling frustrated this afternoon.

Yeah, that very small feeling of envy when I read about the joys of pregnancy sex earlier today has pretty much been quashed.

the Spartan

07-22-2004 06:38 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
The mucous plug has to be expelled before all the "water" comes out.

Could it ever shoot out and hit someone in the face? That would be funny.

I brought junior mints into the delivery room and offered them to all of the doctors and nurses. No one laughed. Humourless fucks!

the Spartan

07-22-2004 06:39 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
I promise this will be my last contribution to this discussion, but you DO know what the "water" is, right? It's fetus urine!! Mmmmmmm.

Can we talk about meconium?!? Please???

NotFromHere

07-22-2004 06:39 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Healing is apparently faster if it tears naturally rather than being cut.

Pink Terry Cloth Shoes.
Shifty. Please. Help. Me.

Replaced_Texan

07-22-2004 06:40 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
I hate to go all Earth Mother on you, but it's exactly this kind of thinking that results in a near-direct relationship between a patient's advanced education and her likelihood to have a C-section, emergency or otherwise.

I would bet $100 that if they studied C-section rates by profession, lawyers would rank at the absolute tip-top. RT, you've got mad MedLine skillz; wanna find out?

Women who work in sales appear to be at the tip-top.
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/entrez/q..._uids=11843785

ltl/fb

07-22-2004 06:41 PM

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Originally posted by the Spartan
Can we talk about meconium?!? Please???

What's that? Do share.

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