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The True Religion line will be featured in upcoming movies including “Cake” w/ Heather Graham, “The Fog” w/ Selma Blair (opening scene), “Domino” w/ Keira Knightley, and “Dukes of Hazzard” w/Jessica Simpson. (woo hoo).

In addition, the brand has amassed an impressive list of celebrity enthusiasts including Kate Beckinsale, David Beckham, Sarah Chalke, Courteney Cox, Gary Dourdon, Faith Evans, Tom Ford, Jennifer Garner, Heather Graham, Kate Hudson, Angelina Jolie, Donna Karan, Heidi Klum, Nick Lachey, Jennifer Lopez, Freddie Ljungberg, Madonna, Chad Michael Murray, Gwyneth Paltrow, Brooke Shields, Jessica Simpson, Jada Pinkett Smith, Gwen Stefani, Justin Timberlake, Usher, Bruce Willis, the Wayans Bros., and the Cast of Desperate Housewives.
True Religion Brand Jeans can currently be found in the world’s finest retailers including,

United States: Barney’s New York, Fred Segal, Neiman Marcus, Ron Herman, Henri Bendel, Bergdorf Goodman, Saks Fifth Avenue, Atrium, H. Lorenzo, Kitson, Intermix and Jeffries NY

Excuse me, your Freudian slip is showing.
 

If done on the kitchen counter, you can always add it to the guac.

Excuse me, your Freudian slip is showing.
 

Its like we're in bizarro world. Suddenly you're taking me too literally.

I meant "I could never put you on ignore."

Which I meant. Why would I ever want to ignore you? The only peerson I've ever ignored was Not Me and those Thottam socks.

Excuse me, your Freudian slip is showing.
 

I don' t think you need to have a cleanliness fetish to want to avoid sleeping on the wet spot.

Did you have specific parameters on which sheets to get when you were sent to the Mall or could you go hog wild and choose your own sheets?

Excuse me, your Freudian slip is showing.
 

Your wife could have the fetish -- and you'd be more likely to shield her freakishness from our view than your own.

the mod/admin was a joke . . . .

You got sheets at the MALL? Hm.

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Did you write this yourself?

No, don't answer that.

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Be grateful you even have a summer. I'm wearing a coat today and socks. I've worn my sandals all of twice this year. And if one more person gives me the Mark Twain quote when I bitch about the lost summer, I'll freak.

Excuse me, your Freudian slip is showing.
 

I was given a sheet of paper, which I handed to the lady at Bloomigdales or Nordstroms or some store (big fucking mall).

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I would never use amassed in a sentence. Or include Nick Lachey in an "impressive" list of celebrities.

Oh, and fuck you. I was just being helpful.

Excuse me, your Freudian slip is showing.
 

Oh, she's a neat nut. Bed must be made at all times not slept in.

Re mod joke, damn you.

I get sent to the Mall for loads of shit. I don't like to help with any household chores, so I drive to pick up everything we need.

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So you did write some of it? I didn't think the “woo hoo” was in the original release.

ETA: I'm just fucking with you...

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And yet you people ridicule LA.

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True. Down here, we're all naked today.

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Go read (and learn from) my much more subtle suspender-flipping on the Modelizer board.

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I have never. I used to live in Westwood for awhile. It was, how shall I say....interesting.
I got to meet Zsa Zsa's pool boy.