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Nope, my dad died a few years ago.

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Because it's a shithole. Aside from the field, the place is a dump. We'll have the same dimensions at the new spot and hopefully the food will be vastly upgraded as well as the building.

TM

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We can't rule out the second possibility, but I stand by my assertion that Chappelle's Show is overrated. A show that bats .250 is worthy of accolades --- UNLESS IT'S A SKETCH SHOW.

Given the orgiastic response he provokes, I think "overrated" is a safe adjective.

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The sketch shows I have seen have a batting average which is considerably lower.

If you can recommend one, however, I am all ears.

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Which dimensions? The old ones, or the ones with the ever-shrinking death valley?

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I agree on everything but the Stoli Vanilla. AdL got me drinking the Stoli Vanilla a year or so ago and its all I drink now. Perfect over rocks.

Creatine? Are you trying get buff? Why would you drink that stuff?

The missionary and dog style are pretty much all you need. BUT, that deal where you're facing each other and propping yourselves up with your arms, stretching the full torso and being able to look down and see full penetration... that one's kinda hot.

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Which ones are these? Really contorted positions or calves-on-his-shoulders contorted?

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I don't judge any form of entertainment (show, album, movie) by how well it perormed during its entire duration. I'd rather have a record with six bad songs and four incredible songs than ten "solid" songs. I'd much rather watch low average home run hitters than guys who slap singles for high averages. Chappelle is like watching a 50 home run a year hitter, or like buying a Zeppelin or Stones record. He's not going to give you the solid B laugh Seinfeld gave you all show long. But when he makes contact, you're going to cry... I mean, literlly break down in tears... laughing. I offer as evidence:

Clayton Bigsby (blacck KKK guy)
Racist animals
The Niggars
The Race Draft
World Championshipn of Dice ("Ashy Larry alone is hysterical)
The Real World Spoof
Great moments in the History of Hook Ups
Rick James

And these are just the few I recall. The man is just pure genius. I can understand why he's having trouble doing new shows. He managed to hit 100 home runs in his first two seasons. He crammed the number of killer laughs a normal sketch show would get over a decade into two years. Blew his wad early.

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I don't think calves on shoulders is contorted. (remember, I can put my legs behind my head - or maybe I have never shared that). Anyhoo, what I meant was like wheelbarrow and I don't know the other names, but my arms get tired.

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I see. You're referring to extreme contortion. The wheelbarrow is gimmicky.

I can't even touch my toes when standing with my legs straight.

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I agree. Five seasons of SNL couldn't come up with skits to match these.

Dave is clearly overquoted, but I think his hype matches his production.

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I had a fresh crab stuffed lobster for lunch two weeks ago (straight from a seafood store, almost out of the water). It was "eh." Its good, don't get me wrong. But a filet mignon or a really good tuna steak or pile of sushi is a lot better. Lobster does not justify its price. Its been hiding on the high end of the menu with no basis for doing so for far too long.

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Good luck. I'm not sentimental, but everything you said was given as a reason to replace Tiger stadium with Comerica Park, and Comerica Park ended up sucking so bad I wouldn't go there if your team played there.

Hopefully you'll get a beter stadium.

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Are we talking about the same position? In the one I'm talking about, both people are straining their arms to hold themselves up facing each other.

If you want tired arms, try being a guy doing missionary piss drunk. More push ups than an Officer and a Gentleman.

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What's the best kind? B-day present for a friend.