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No one wants the wet spot. I don't know what the fuck you are talking about.

1. No one wants to sleep in it.
2. It increases the frequency you have to wash the sheets.
3. Stained sheets are just nasty.
4. It also stains the mattress underneath.

We use the good old wipe rag. Once it starts getting stiff, it's time to wash it.

TM

It's a boy
 

Woo hoo.

“Britney Spears rep called the store, Petit Tresor, and had it closed down and Britney came in with her body guards and spent about $10,000,” says a source. “She has very good taste, actually: elegant and simple. I was surprised.” We would all be surprised.

Spears had been in the store several weeks ago where she loaded up on items for girls, but says the source, “That must have been a ruse or for someone else. This was definitely for her unborn child.”

A spokeswoman for the store said she could “neither confirm nor deny” the Spears’ shopping spree. But another source backs up the buzz that baby Federline will be a boy: “They’re mulling several names, but the one they favor is Preston.”

Gack. Preston? Preston Spears or Preston Federline? Both just awful.

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Whoa. Wipe rag? Please elaborate. To wipe the sheets or immediately following to avoid wet spots in the first place? Where does this wipe rag reside when not in use?

Having a mattress pad avoids the stain the mattress problem. (incidently, having a special airtight mattress pad also keeps the dust mites from living in your mattress. I'm out on a limb here and going on record as officially anti-dust mite. RT, update my dossier accordingly.)

Change the sheets frequently anyway. No?

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1. True.
2. How infrequently do you wash them? And don't you have more than one set?
3. Of course.
4. What is wrong with you? Tell me you don't have a mattress pad.

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The dossier already had the dust mite thing. Fringey and I are very thorough.

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If the sex is really good, you're both too exhausted to notice the wet spot.

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Of course he does. TM's just very, ah, potent. So I've heard.

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Well, sincce you kicked in the door for me...

We call that the "green towel" (no significance to the color green - it just happened to be green).

In the spirit of disgusting stiff fluid stained fabrics, a buddy of mine kept a sock in his car which he used to masturbate on long trips. He similarly washed it only after it became sufficently stiff. Nasty item. I was always afraid it might have been near me when I rode in his car.

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Bullshit, you mean you're too drunk and she feels too dirty to comment.

It's a boy
 

She seems like someone who would be incapable of creating a boy. Now she wont have a barbie doll to dress up.

And I thought KFed was going with a K theme for all of his spawn.

Less, any odds yet on whether the boy turns out to be a gay?

FASHION QUESTION & OBSERVATION
 

Excellent report, NFH. Thank you.


However, if Gwen wears them, I'm taking them back.

That bitch.

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I believe Bad Boy, not TM, was all chock full of the Kavorka.

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Wipe splooge* off yourself, prevent leakage for her and when you're done, immediately wipe up anything that may have hit the sheets.

I hate mattress pads. Why have a nice mattress if you're just going to ruin the feel with a mattress pad?

More frequently when they are consistently covered in splooge.

TM

*splooge in this context means both juices.

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This is what we call a "batch rag".

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Either way works for me.