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Hank Chinaski 06-06-2005 04:49 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Hey, lay off. It totally did not sound cheesy the way he said it to me.
You look really thin for how much you weigh.

ltl/fb 06-06-2005 04:53 PM
WTF
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
As should a preposition at the end of a sentence!!
Those don't, unless they are superfluous ("Where are you at?" "Where are you going to?").

paigowprincess 06-06-2005 05:02 PM
Amusing story of a spinster, her dog and her maybe boyfriend
 
http://www.nytimes.com/2005/06/05/fa...es/05love.html

LessinSF 06-06-2005 05:12 PM
The best compliment ever
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
Usually I am too modest to post about how fantastic I am. But yesterday, I got a compliment so good I just have to share. I was at a party and this guy comes up to me and says "You look like you could be on the cover of a ZZ Top album".

I was not wearing red pumps with white socks. fwiw.
So who's the bigger moron - there are no chicks on ZZ Top album covers (except for a throwaway greatest hits ripoff) - http://www.cjnetworks.com/~leis/album/zztop/

Pretty Little Flower 06-06-2005 05:13 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
You look really thin for how much you weigh.
__________________
nicer for New Year's
And you look short for how tall you are.

New Year's what?

sebastian_dangerfield 06-06-2005 05:24 PM
The best compliment ever
 
Quote:
Originally posted by LessinSF
So who's the bigger moron - there are no chicks on ZZ Top album covers (except for a throwaway greatest hits ripoff) - http://www.cjnetworks.com/~leis/album/zztop/
I love the cover of "Dust My Broom" on Deguello. Its almost as riveting as "Clocks." deedle dee deedle dee deedle dee deedle dee deedle It won't stop. Up and down the scales, over and over and pver and over...

Hank Chinaski 06-06-2005 05:24 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
And you look short for how tall you are.
I invented saying people were lying about their height on this Forum.

Pretty Little Flower 06-06-2005 05:30 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I invented saying people were lying about their height on this Forum.
You're a super genius.

Not Bob 06-06-2005 05:33 PM
The best compliment ever
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I love the cover of "Dust My Broom" on Deguello. Its almost as riveting as "Clocks." deedle dee deedle dee deedle dee deedle dee deedle It won't stop. Up and down the scales, over and over and pver and over...
The classic rock station played "Pearl Necklace" at lunchtime.

Flinty_McFlint 06-06-2005 05:42 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
All I could think of when I heard about this story was why an additional ten FBI officers were sent (meaning there were others who were and who need that much additional help?) out there to solve this mystery. What is it about this person that she should receive such attention? Maybe I should read the article.

TM
Dude, it's a White woman. God, do I have to point out everything to you?

Pretty Little Flower 06-06-2005 05:42 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Dude, it's a White woman. God, do I have to point out everything to you?
Whiff!

paigowprincess 06-06-2005 05:42 PM
Can NotBob Save the Board?
 
:confused:

Shape Shifter 06-06-2005 05:45 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Thank you!!!! Will you be my boyfriend? I give good blow jobs. Just like Thurgreed taught me.
Is it okay if I don't go commando?

Flinty_McFlint 06-06-2005 05:48 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Whiff!
LOL!

notcasesensitive 06-06-2005 05:48 PM
The best compliment ever
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
The classic rock station played "Pearl Necklace" at lunchtime.
I was going to ask you whether the advent of satellite radio has caught Podunkville up to the coasts musically. So, uh, are you getting the edgy new classic rock-type stations or is your classic rock still stuck in the 70's and 80's?

ABBAKiss 06-06-2005 06:01 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Is it okay if I don't go commando?
You want me to blow you over your underpants? How will I get enough protien?

paigowprincess 06-06-2005 06:04 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
You want me to blow you over your underpants? How will I get enough protien?
Can we not discuss ShapeShifter's splooge and its nutiritional benefits, such as they may or may not be. Its very moist cat food.

sebastian_dangerfield 06-06-2005 06:05 PM
The best compliment ever
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
The classic rock station played "Pearl Necklace" at lunchtime.
Why did ZZ Top use all those computer sounds in their music? I never understood that. Have you ever heard anyone say "I really dig the senthesized metallic shifting sounds in those ZZ Top tunes?" What was that shit about?

ltl/fb 06-06-2005 06:06 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
You want me to blow you over your underpants?
That's kind of hot.

ETA moist cat food is not hot, and should not be heated as it stinks even more when warm.

Not Bob 06-06-2005 06:08 PM
I dig rock and roll music.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I was going to ask you whether the advent of satellite radio has caught Podunkville up to the coasts musically. So, uh, are you getting the edgy new classic rock-type stations or is your classic rock still stuck in the 70's and 80's?
I have my wife's car today, so I am without my Sirius. Anyway, to answer your question, ClearChannel/Infinity/MegaCorp radio still controls the spectrum here. The station I had on at lunchtime today is an improvement over the other classic rock station that we used to have -- it switched to Adult Contemporary a couple of months ago -- in that it has a much wider playlist of songs from the classic rock era (defined by me in a purely arbitrary way as 1968-1984).

So, instead of just hearing "Legs" repeatedly as the only ZZ Top song on the playlist, we hear "Pearl Necklace" on occasion. When the music programer in Bangalore has the computer pull up Van Halen, instead of listening to "Jump" 500 times, we hear "Atomic Punk."

Nothing edgy, though. Wouldn't want to disappoint the coveted white males 25-54 bracket (or whatever).

ltl/fb 06-06-2005 06:12 PM
Hanker and Wanker may get their wish . . .
 
Suicide Attempts Linked to Weight Perception

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050606/..._suicide_risks

notcasesensitive 06-06-2005 06:13 PM
I. AM. AWESOME.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
So, Friday night I get together with some sorority sisters and eventually we hook up with Commando Boy and some of his friends at a local bar that I have been to all of once before. Guess who else is at the bar: the ex Mr. Kiss. Nice. Truly fantastic. Of all the bars, why did you have to walk into mine.

Yada, yada, yada I proceed to become severely intoxicated and invite people over for an afterbar. Guess what I forgot? My keys. What to do, what to do. I KNOW!!!!! I will ask Commando Boy to break in! So he does!!!! Then we have a loud afterbar! It takes until 7 p.m. the next day to get the door fixed!!!!

My neighbors really hate me. They really, really hate me.

I. AM. AWESOME.
Dear Ms. ABBA Kiss,

I am not sure if you are aware of the fact that our walls are quite thin. Unfortunately, despite your best efforts to keep your pre-dawn social gathering quiet, I'm afraid that I heard every word (and, shockingly, even the piano playing) through the thin walls and your (broken) open door. I know that you do not wish to be rude, Ms. Kiss and I am just as surprised as you are that those sounds would carry. I guess that quality workmanship is a thing of the past.

All that I request of you in the future is that you keep in mind the fact that some of us have to work for a living. As much as I would like to lead the carefree lifestyle of a bar-hopping, party girl, I fear that I lack your endurance. And that 7:00 alarm clock is a bit hard to deal with after a night of tossing and turning to the sounds of other people having a good time (that one woman, the one who kept moaning, seemed to be having a particularly good time - great for her!). As soon as I win the lottery, I would be happy to join in and party with you and your crazy friends (assuming that I would be invited). Until that time, please shut the fuck up.

Sincerely,
Miss Mousey

SlaveNoMore 06-06-2005 06:13 PM
The best compliment ever
 
Quote:
sebastian_dangerfield
Why did ZZ Top use all those computer sounds in their music? I never understood that. Have you ever heard anyone say "I really dig the senthesized metallic shifting sounds in those ZZ Top tunes?" What was that shit about?
Because it was the 80's.

Do you bitch about the 70's "Disco Stones" such the stuff on Some Girls?

Tyrone Slothrop 06-06-2005 06:13 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Is it okay if I don't go commando?
I explained what the term means to my four-year-old yesterday. I've been wondering today whether I'm going to hear from the woman who runs the pre-school.

Shape Shifter 06-06-2005 06:13 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
Can we not discuss ShapeShifter's splooge and its nutiritional benefits, such as they may or may not be. Its very moist cat food.
Not all cat food is the same. Some people make their own.

http://www.blakkatz.com/recipes.pdf

(spree: recipe)

SlaveNoMore 06-06-2005 06:14 PM
Oops
 
Quote:
ABBAKiss
So, Friday night I get together with some sorority sisters and eventually we hook up with Commando Boy and some of his friends at a local bar that I have been to all of once before. Guess who else is at the bar: the ex Mr. Kiss. Nice. Truly fantastic. Of all the bars, why did you have to walk into mine.

Yada, yada, yada I proceed to become severely intoxicated and invite people over for an afterbar. Guess what I forgot? My keys. What to do, what to do. I KNOW!!!!! I will ask Commando Boy to break in! So he does!!!! Then we have a loud afterbar! It takes until 7 p.m. the next day to get the door fixed!!!!

My neighbors really hate me. They really, really hate me.

I. AM. AWESOME.
It would have been even funnier had he first kicked in the neighbor's door by mistake.

Shape Shifter 06-06-2005 06:14 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
You want me to blow you over your underpants? How will I get enough protien?
You may remove the underpants to blow me. They're yours, anyway.

sebastian_dangerfield 06-06-2005 06:16 PM
The best compliment ever
 
Quote:
Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Because it was the 80's.

Do you bitch about the 70's "Disco Stones" such the stuff on Some Girls?
1. You mean Emotional Rescue, which is awful.

2. I don't bitch about 80s ZZ Top. I never expected anything good from them.

paigowprincess 06-06-2005 06:17 PM
The best compliment ever
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
1. You mean Emotional Rescue, which is awful.

2. I don't bitch about 80s ZZ Top. I never expected anything good from them.
Do you enjoy the song "Mr. Jones and Me"?

ltl/fb 06-06-2005 06:17 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
You may remove the underpants to blow me. They're yours, anyway.
Hot is now gone. Cold cold cold.

robustpuppy 06-06-2005 06:19 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I explained what the term means to my four-year-old yesterday. I've been wondering today whether I'm going to hear from the woman who runs the pre-school.
She's still recovering from dealing with the kid who taught the Brazenette to say "Cocksucker! Cocksucker! Cocksucker!"

(The other day the guy at the grill of the golf course said Cheeseburger three times within a short time frame, but not successively. I thought simultaneously of both Belushi and the Brazenette, and then shuddered in fear of the thoughts that will dominate my mind in the nursing home in Branson.)

Shape Shifter 06-06-2005 06:19 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Hot is now gone. Cold cold cold.
I like the silky feel of them. And they make my penis look big. But I need to do something about that thong running up my crack.

paigowprincess 06-06-2005 06:20 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
She's still recovering from dealing with the kid who taught the Brazenette to say "Cocksucker! Cocksucker! Cocksucker!"

(The other day the guy at the grill of the golf course said Cheeseburger three times within a short time frame, but not successively. I thought simultaneously of both Belushi and the Brazenette, and then shuddered in fear of the thoughts that will dominate my mind in the nursing home in Branson.)
Its a retirement community.

ABBAKiss 06-06-2005 06:20 PM
I. AM. AWESOME.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Dear Ms. ABBA Kiss,

I am not sure if you are aware of the fact that our walls are quite thin. Unfortunately, despite your best efforts to keep your pre-dawn social gathering quiet, I'm afraid that I heard every word (and, shockingly, even the piano playing) through the thin walls and your (broken) open door. I know that you do not wish to be rude, Ms. Kiss and I am just as surprised as you are that those sounds would carry. I guess that quality workmanship is a thing of the past.

All that I request of you in the future is that you keep in mind the fact that some of us have to work for a living. As much as I would like to lead the carefree lifestyle of a bar-hopping, party girl, I fear that I lack your endurance. And that 7:00 alarm clock is a bit hard to deal with after a night of tossing and turning to the sounds of other people having a good time (that one woman, the one who kept moaning, seemed to be having a particularly good time - great for her!). As soon as I win the lottery, I would be happy to join in and party with you and your crazy friends (assuming that I would be invited). Until that time, please shut the fuck up.

Sincerely,
Miss Mousey
I should add that I am terrified to walk into the long-scheduled condo meeting tonight.

robustpuppy 06-06-2005 06:21 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Not all cat food is the same. Some people make their own.

http://www.blakkatz.com/recipes.pdf

(spree: recipe)
Hmmm. And here I felt indulgent because my cat is getting homemade chicken and rice, having decided about a month ago ithat moist cat food was too moist cat food, even for a cat.

paigowprincess 06-06-2005 06:21 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I like the silky feel of them. And they make my penis look big. But I need to do something about that thong running up my crack.
Though the pink was kinda sexy I thought the black bows looked like ingrown hairs gone awry/

robustpuppy 06-06-2005 06:21 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
Its a retirement community.
Whatever makes you feel better about it, dear.

greatwhitenorthchick 06-06-2005 06:21 PM
I. AM. AWESOME.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I should add that I am terrified to walk into the long-scheduled condo meeting tonight.
Have a few drinks beforehand.

Gattigap 06-06-2005 06:22 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I explained what the term means to my four-year-old yesterday. I've been wondering today whether I'm going to hear from the woman who runs the pre-school.
What was the occasion for explaining the term?

robustpuppy 06-06-2005 06:22 PM
I. AM. AWESOME.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I should add that I am terrified to walk into the long-scheduled condo meeting tonight.
Go naked.


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