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ABBAKiss 05-18-2005 02:15 PM
Who likes Britney?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Fine. I Tivoed and watched Chaotic last night. I was sort of hoping that it might be some sort of unintentionally funny trainwreck. I was only half right. She's an idiot, alright. But she is a ridiculously boring, way too sure she's funny and deep idiot. Neither intentionally nor unintenionally funny. Just stupid and pathetic.

How did Madonna let this thing get on the air? I thought she had Britney's back.
It was obnoxious. It made both Britney and Kevin look HORRIBLE in every sense. Horrible skin, horrible hair, horrible "sense of humor", horrible "sense of judgment", just horrible. Kevin is one unattractive asshole and Britney is really really stupid with a really really annoying accent. I cannot believe this aired.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 05-18-2005 02:15 PM
The new Lindsey
 
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Looking at pictures of me "before" (Lindsay and Nicole's "after") makes me feel really sick and sad for them. I bet they think they look great and would argue "but I weigh the same as so and so and no one says anything about HER being anorexic!"
Would you like an objective opinion? Clothes would probably skew the results, so please refrain. For science. And the health of young women everywhere.

spookyfish 05-18-2005 02:17 PM
Who likes Math?
 
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
uuuuuggghhhhh did you have to post that huge retouched-to-within-an-inch-of-its-life picture of her face?
Easy there, girl.

http://www.truffesfinefoods.com/Cake...ocolate_02.jpg

You may want to share some with ABBA. She's too skinny.

ltl/fb 05-18-2005 02:20 PM
Who likes Math?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by spookyfish
Easy there, girl.

http://www.truffesfinefoods.com/Cake...ocolate_02.jpg

You may want to share some with ABBA. She's too skinny.
mmmmmmmmmmm.

ETA I want that as my avatar.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 05-18-2005 02:22 PM
I bring you these 15 (crash!) 10 Commandments
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
What are the odds of sebby kissing a girl after she licks his ass?
A gentleman knows that it is considered good manners to have an unopened toothbrush on hand for his lady friend, in the event that she should like to freshen up after eating his ass.

Replaced_Texan 05-18-2005 02:22 PM
Who likes Math?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop

Or, if you don't want to ask her to do this, just look at this.

STP, no doubt. I'm sure someone beat me to the Walter Scott thing.
This is the best explanation yet:

Quote:
The solution to the problem is yes; the chance of winning the car is doubled when the contestant switches to another door rather than sticking with the original choice.

There are three possible scenarios, all with equal probability (1/3):
  • The contestant picks goat number one. Monty picks goat number two. Switching will win the car.
  • The contestant picks goat number two. Monty picks goat number one. Switching will win the car.
  • The contestant picks the car. Monty picks either of the two goats. Switching will lose.
In the first two scenarios, the contestant wins by switching. The third scenario is the only one where she wins by staying. Since two out of three scenarios win by switching, the odds of winning by switching are 2/3.
ETA STP

Not Bob 05-18-2005 02:24 PM
I bring you these 15 (crash!) 10 Commandments
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
What are the odds of sebby kissing a girl after she licks his ass?
Much better. However, if this devolves into a geeky discussion of whether the odds improve or decrease dependant upon the girl picking Listerene from one of the three boxes Carol Merrill has on her cart, it will rain toads in Egypt, dude.

notcasesensitive 05-18-2005 02:24 PM
Who likes Britney?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
It was obnoxious. It made both Britney and Kevin look HORRIBLE in every sense. Horrible skin, horrible hair, horrible "sense of humor", horrible "sense of judgment", just horrible. Kevin is one unattractive asshole and Britney is really really stupid with a really really annoying accent. I cannot believe this aired.
Here was the biggest mistake: Produced by Britney and Kevin

No objective eyes reviewed this thing before it aired? I'm not sure Britney can handle my truth.

I'm just hoping KFed gets a bit of income out of the show so Shar Jackson has something to go after and his photo-op kids finally get some child support.

ABBAKiss 05-18-2005 02:25 PM
Who likes Math?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
mmmmmmmmmmm.

ETA I want that as my avatar.
Are those jimmies or sprinkles on the frosting?

ltl/fb 05-18-2005 02:28 PM
Who likes Math?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Are those jimmies or sprinkles on the frosting?
I like everyone to be happy, so I had them use 50% jimmies and 50% sprinkles.

You may substitute "spookyfish" for "I" if you like.

Replaced_Texan 05-18-2005 02:30 PM
Who likes Math?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
I like everyone to be happy, so I had them use 50% jimmies and 50% sprinkles.

You may substitute "spookyfish" for "I" if you like.
spookyfish is very generous with cake.

greatwhitenorthchick 05-18-2005 02:30 PM
I bring you these 15 (crash!) 10 Commandments
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
blah blah blah

Because I live to keep you happy.

http://all.snapsoid.com/139/snaps_ashley-judd.jpg

Sorry, Not Bob. It was Ashley Judd for a few minutes, then I lost her.

ABBAKiss 05-18-2005 02:30 PM
Who likes Britney?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Here was the biggest mistake: Produced by Britney and Kevin

No objective eyes reviewed this thing before it aired? I'm not sure Britney can handle my truth.

I'm just hoping KFed gets a bit of income out of the show so Shar Jackson has something to go after and his photo-op kids finally get some child support.
I bet Justin is THRILLED he got out of that one. How did this woman become famous? She is decidedly not hot. And don't even get me started on "I have absolutely no redeeming qualities" Federline.

B: "So, what makes it different when you have sex with one girl or with a different girl?"

K: "I don't like you. You are annoying. I don't want to be here. You made me come on tour and leach off of you. Hey, did I tell you I just knocked up my girlfriend Shar? Love is, you know, love. I don't need a certificate to tell me that. "

No, Kevin, you don't. But you do need that certificate to get your hands on Britney's millions. Maybe you aren't as dumb as you seem after all?

Sidd Finch 05-18-2005 02:31 PM
Who likes Math?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by bilmore
False use of language. Once one door has been opened, you are faced with a new choice, not merely a continuation of the original. At that point, to stay or to change - both are .5 choices.

No -- according to the explanation of the paradox, that is exactly wrong. The chances of winning by switching are higher than .5.


And apparently no one on this board has any kinky sex stories to tell today.

bilmore 05-18-2005 02:36 PM
Who likes Math?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Sidd Finch
No -- according to the explanation of the paradox, that is exactly wrong. The chances of winning by switching are higher than .5.
Which explanation? (My stats prof gave us the debunk of this word puzzle (that's what it really is) so if you point out which explanation you mean, I'll try to remember which step is the false assumption.)


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