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Perhaps I wasn't clear -- he broke into the locked common door. Meaning anyone could have walked in and reasonably easily gotten into any of their places or stolen, for example, their bikes that are downstairs. I then used my ID to break into my individual door.

I. AM. AWESOME.

Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya...
 

Your kids don't read the FB?

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You might want to avoid the long-scheduled condo meeting, sweetie. You do have a great laugh, though.

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For some reason this reminds me of Mary Catherine Gallagher.

Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya...
 

whiff, dear.

I. AM. AWESOME.
 

Yes, because they don't already think I am a total drunk.

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If somebody actually broke into the outside/security/common/whatever you want to call it door in my building instead of just waking one of the other residents to be let in or calling a locksmith, I think that I might be bringing it up at the condo meeting as well. That's shitty...

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Seriously, you know that you are a shitty neighbor, right? I mean, you are making a joke of it, but you realize that you are kind of a total shit for doing that, correct?

I would fucking kill you if you were my neighbor.

ETA: And fuck you for making me agree with mmmm, and even use the same word. BITCH

I. AM. AWESOME.
 

of course. But now I am leaning towards rp's go naked suggestion. You need your TITS! now more than ever.

Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya...
 

No, I'm breaking them in slowly -- on Politics. Better to explain all the screamers on Politics first, and tackle the more challenging problems of degeneracy later.

Unfortunately, the questions he asks me about Hank's avatar is blurring the lines between the two.

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I DID try to wake them up. They would not let me in. Perhaps because I had maybe 8-12 people with me. Like I would just go away. I am scared.

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That poor spinster above Abba could bust out the bylaws about destroying property and try to get a vote to force her to sell, right?

I would take xanax if I were you.

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Yes, I know. I am well aware of how shitty a neighbor I am. Believe me, I feel horrible.

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I really think you should only entertain at Commando Boy's from now on. If you are as good at the blow jobs as you say you are, he won't complain, right? He doesn't live with his parents, does he?

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It's all going on your permanent record. Good luck getting into the assisted living community of your choice. Nothing would irk a bunch of abandoned oldsters more than being around someone who lived fully. There will be plenty of Miss Mouseys on that admissions committee, you can be sure.




ET fix egregious apostrophe error. Good lord.

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Good idea to bring it up at a meeting. Once you rule out your crack-whore girlfriend* as the culprit.




*I was going to use the less offensive "cokehead" but I'm a slave to exaggeration.

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Go to the meeting. Distribute ear plugs. Don't let them smother your spirit.

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Right, bc those that have been to paradise but have never been to them are probably dead of syphillus or breast cancer from never having carried a fetus to term. There are hadly any people who have been to paradise and to them and those folks are probalby in Atlantic City. That leaves only the people who have never been to paradise but have been tothem and they are a bumch of wicked ninnys.

a Fine, Arab Charger
 

Actually, I was referring to "Miss You" - but yes, Emotional Rescue is awful.

And yet still not as bad as 80's "Synth Pop Stones" of Undercover

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I don't know where to begin.

The subtle whoring that costs too much to be free
 

I not only followed that, I agree with La Paigow.

Despite knowing that I should be scared by this, I feel nothing but a strange sense of peace and contentment.

The subtle whoring that costs too much to be free
 

NOT BOB! It is very important you listen to me. From what you have written, I am fairly certain that you are close to an overdose here. RESIST THE URGE TO NOD OFF. Get up and walk around. If you feel like you cannot stop yourself from sleeping, call 911. STAY WITH US NOT BOBBY! DON'T YOU DIE ON US!

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Boggles the mind, doesn't it?

I dig rock and roll music.
 

Don't hide behind the term "classic rock." These are "oldies." These hoary anthems are older than Elvis and Righeous Brothers songs were in 1984 (when I graduated high school). Just admit that you are as hopelessly mired in your past as the people you laughed at in high school.

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I do not believe you.

The subtle whoring that costs too much to be free
 

Welcome to the Queendom. Pour a glass of Veuve and relax into the cherry red barca lounger. The 23 yo tennis pro should be over shortly to rub your feet.

The subtle whoring that costs too much to be free
 

I thought Rafael was only 19.

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I do not believe you.

The subtle whoring that costs too much to be free
 

I cannot decide if he is hot or not. He does have kind of an ANthony Kiedis thing going on and he gives me a virgin vibe. What do you think?[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=rafael+nadal/v=2/SID=w/TID=I043_78/l=IVI/SIG=12jiilpfk/EXP=1118182124/*-http%3A//www.cp.org/english/online/full/tennis/040328/k032816.jpg[/IMG]

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But . . . SHE. IS. AWESOME.

I dig rock and roll music.
 

True. In my defense, I was just using the ClearChannel Infinity MegaCorp conglomorate's lingo. Their "oldies" station plays the late 50s/early 60s songs.

The subtle whoring that costs too much to be free
 

Nice arms and body, but the face and the manpris do nothing for me.

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I am so flattered. My spirit is heavier than it appears.

The subtle whoring that costs too much to be free
 

He is only 19 with that body . I am not an "ass lady" but I did think, for perhaps the first time in my life, "nice ass".

As for the manpris- you would think the sponsor would give him a new pair for eaech match, right? Well, on the final, he was wearing a pair that had been worn before, bc his ass was a faded orange. Like a chimp's. Sorta. I didn't think that would really move the product.

The subtle whoring that costs too much to be free
 

I have no idea who this is, but if this is a representative photo, there is something very Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles about his vibe. I thought you were discussing an AI contestant, but I've at least figured out that it is a tennis thing.

The subtle whoring that costs too much to be free
 

A frend of mine fucked a teenage mutant ninja turtle in a bathroom stall in 1990. Does that count as paradise? I haven't been in touch with her in years, but I'm pretty sure she's also been to her.

The subtle whoring that costs too much to be free
 

He looks more normal in normal clothes. What is he smoking?

http://vamosrafael.smugmug.com/photos/24177931-M.jpg

Stupid headlines
 

Marijuana ruling to affect cancer patients

No fucking shit.

The subtle whoring that costs too much to be free
 

How did she recognize him? Was he wearing the giant turtle head? Because I think I might find that distracting.

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Are you still hung-over? Wow.