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SlaveNoMore 09-08-2005 06:09 PM

Cheap fucking bitch
 
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paigowprincess
ANd I understand my charitable contributions have been called into question. To this I say, Preservation Hall, PETA, Noashwish and the Red Cross would mainly agree that your mongoloid looking ass is mostly incorrect. And I will not be slave's sugar mama, so unless he steps down, I am not supporting him. Besides flaming me, I am not sure what his value add to the community here is anyway.

Iwould support RT though.
You "understand"? Honey, I called you out - yet again - for your sole failure to contribute a single cent to this site.

Paigow, you are a troublemaker and a fucking idiot. You bitch and moan every month or so about something - anything - to Admins and Mods that privately cannot stand you and publicly (barely) tolerate you.

It is solely through the work of the original Admins and the donations of tens of current and former posters that you HAVE this Board to post on. If and when the money goes, so does the site.

Think about this - what makes YOU so fucking special that you and you alone should have a FREE forum on which to type your lunacy and while away your boredom?

You are a fucking freeloader - pure and simple.

For someone who loves to brag about their supposedly charmed upbringing, it's amusing that you choose to act like a welfare recipient.

PS - As your repeated assertions that Leagl, MR, EO, RT or me profit from this site...

I personally haven't seen as much as a can of Pepsi from Lawtalkers, so unless the other 4 are holding out on me, the only thing I've received from this site is a fucking headache.

Nut Case, Sensitive 09-08-2005 06:10 PM

Must-see movie
 
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Well if you had indicated that there was a threesome aspect to your cut-and-pasted article, I might have read it.
You need pictures.

And, um, if you get them, maybe a little squirrel should be given access, um, to that board where they get posted...

Ummmm. Nutsssss.

Replaced_Texan 09-08-2005 06:12 PM

Cheap fucking bitch
 
Quote:

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
You "understand"? Honey, I called you out - yet again - for your sole failure to contribute a single cent to this site.

Paigow, you are a troublemaker and a fucking idiot. You bitch and moan every month or so about something - anything - to Admins and Mods that privately cannot stand you and publicly (barely) tolerate you.

It is solely through the work of the original Admins and the donations of tens of current and former posters that you HAVE this Board to post on. If and when the money goes, so does the site.

Think about this - what makes YOU so fucking special that you and you alone should have a FREE forum on which to type your lunacy and while away your boredom?

You are a fucking freeloader - pure and simple.

For someone who loves to brag about their supposedly charmed upbringing, it's amusing that you choose to act like a welfare recipient.

PS - As your repeated assertions that Leagl, MR, EO, RT or me profit from this site...

I personally haven't seen as much as a can of Pepsi from Lawtalkers, so unless the other 4 are holding out on me, the only thing I've received from this site is a fucking headache.
It's true. Hell, the last time I saw him, he gave me cash. And half a nice bottle of wine.

NotFromHere 09-08-2005 06:14 PM

Must-see movie
 
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Well if you had indicated that there was a threesome aspect to your cut-and-pasted article, I might have read it.
Perhaps you don't speak French, but my cut and pasted article clearly said...
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The film includes a menage a trois sex scene involving Bacon, Firth and actress Rachel Blanchard that many observers expect will result in an NC-17, which would make the movie off limits for viewers younger than 18.

baltassoc 09-08-2005 06:14 PM

Cheap fucking bitch
 
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore

I personally haven't seen as much as a can of Pepsi from Lawtalkers, so unless the other 4 are holding out on me, the only thing I've received from this site is a fucking headache.
Next time you're in town, the Pepsi's on me. Or Coke. Your choice. And that goes for the other four as well.

robustpuppy 09-08-2005 06:14 PM

Must-see movie
 
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Originally posted by Nut Case, Sensitive
You need pictures.

And, um, if you get them, maybe a little squirrel should be given access, um, to that board where they get posted...

Ummmm. Nutsssss.
Am I the only one for whom the sight of Colin Firth crossing swords with Kevin Bacon would douse a lust that started burning when Valmont was released, grew to a conflagration during the sweaty-after-a-long-horse-ride scene in the BBC adaptation of Pride & Prejudice, and diminished only slightly and temporarily as a result of rather dippy roles in Bridget Jones and Love Actually?

robustpuppy 09-08-2005 06:18 PM

Ouch
 
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore


PS - As your repeated assertions that Leagl, MR, EO, RT or me profit from this site...

I personally haven't seen as much as a can of Pepsi from Lawtalkers, so unless the other 4 are holding out on me, the only thing I've received from this site is a fucking headache.
Not so fast. You clearly haven't assigned the proper value to the care and feeding of your pathological narcissism.

(Projecting one's own personality disorder onto others: priceless.)

paigowprincess 09-08-2005 06:19 PM

Cheap fucking bitch
 
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
It's true. Hell, the last time I saw him, he gave me cash. And half a nice bottle of wine.
TOo bad I didn't read his post. But based on the header, I would say he makes a fine representative of the board. Very classy. The Red Cross should totally hire him. He is a smooth operator in more ways than one.

ltl/fb 09-08-2005 06:20 PM

Must-see movie
 
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Perhaps you don't speak French, but my cut and pasted article clearly said...
You didn't bold it, or make a different color, or anything. And it's in a foreign language.

rp, it's more that i want more movies to feature these kinds of scenes, which I suspect could be integral to many plots, than anything to do with Colin and Kevin. I will not post pictures.

Penske_Account 09-08-2005 06:20 PM

What the fuck is
 
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Originally posted by Nut Case, Sensitive
Perhaps if everyone who is fed up with the Penske et al. inanity on the PB went over and just posted "Nuts to Penske and his Buses" they would cool it and make it a postable board again.

Until then...

Nuts!
Why do you use a secondary sock to post this shit? Coming from someone whose sole contribution is "NUTS" it doesn't really mean a lot.

Gattigap 09-08-2005 06:21 PM

Must-see movie
 
Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Am I the only one for whom the sight of Colin Firth crossing swords with Kevin Bacon would douse a lust that started burning when Valmont was released, grew to a conflagration during the sweaty-after-a-long-horse-ride scene in the BBC adaptation of Pride & Prejudice, and diminished only slightly and temporarily as a result of rather dippy roles in Bridget Jones and Love Actually?
Well. Maybe the first part.

Penske_Account 09-08-2005 06:21 PM

Cheap fucking bitch
 
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
It's true. Hell, the last time I saw him, he gave me cash. And half a nice bottle of wine.
I think I bought him a shoeshine once. Or was it the other way around?

robustpuppy 09-08-2005 06:22 PM

Must-see movie
 
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
You didn't bold it, or make a different color, or anything. And it's in a foreign language.

rp, it's more that i want more movies to feature these kinds of scenes, which I suspect could be integral to many plots, than anything to do with Colin and Kevin. I will not post pictures.
Do you watch Nip/Tuck? A recent episode featured a three-way between the two surgeons and a hooker, er, high-end escort, who made both of them think of the one surgeon's wife, with whom the other has been in love lo these twenty years. It was more weird than erotic because the psychological issues they were working out were beyond uncomfortable, but the one guy is seriously hot.

And yes, bilmore, I have been watching a fair amount of TV lately.

ltl/fb 09-08-2005 06:22 PM

Must-see movie
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Gattigap
Well. Maybe the first part.
Strike everything following "lust" and insert ", in fact, any lust."?

Nut Case, Sensitive 09-08-2005 06:24 PM

What the fuck is
 
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Why do you use a secondary sock to post this shit? Coming from someone whose sole contribution is "NUTS" it doesn't really mean a lot.
You don't like Nuts! ?

I don't believe you.

robustpuppy 09-08-2005 06:24 PM

Must-see movie
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Strike everything following "lust" and insert ", in fact, any lust."?
Ooh, kink-ay.

ltl/fb 09-08-2005 06:25 PM

Must-see movie
 
Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Do you watch Nip/Tuck? A recent episode featured a three-way between the two surgeons and a hooker, er, high-end escort, who made both of them think of the one surgeon's wife, with whom the other has been in love lo these twenty years. It was more weird than erotic because the psychological issues they were working out were beyond uncomfortable, but the one guy is seriously hot.
I don't currently have the TV, but I think my pp was a little miffed when I didn't respond to overtures b/c I was so fascinated by that show, the one time I went to his house.

If it had been the episode you reference, things might have progressed more quickly. I will be renting on DVD as it comes out. LOVED the few episodes I saw (it was a marathon, or something).

Thanks for the added incentive.

paigowprincess 09-08-2005 06:25 PM

What the fuck is
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Nut Case, Sensitive
You don't like Nuts! ?

I don't believe you.
You are a poor man's slave to penske's paigow. Except that this sort of made me chuckle for some reason.

robustpuppy 09-08-2005 06:26 PM

Must-see movie
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I don't currently have the TV, but I think my pp was a little miffed when I didn't respond to overtures b/c I was so fascinated by that show, the one time I went to his house.

If it had been the episode you reference, things might have progressed more quickly. I will be renting on DVD as it comes out. LOVED the few episodes I saw (it was a marathon, or something).

Thanks for the added incentive.
There's a lot of sex on the show. There was even an episode where the aforementioned surgeon's wife found herself mistaken for a high-priced escort by a gentleman who wanted to be pegged like NFH's grandpa.

SlaveNoMore 09-08-2005 06:27 PM

Cheap fucking bitch
 
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paigowprincess
TOo bad I didn't read his post.
Sure you didn't - you fucking deadbeat freeloader.

Penske_Account 09-08-2005 06:30 PM

What the fuck is
 
Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess
You are a poor man's slave to penske's paigow. Except that this sort of made me chuckle for some reason.
2.

NotFromHere 09-08-2005 06:30 PM

Must-see movie
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Gattigap
Well. Maybe the first part.
Are you saying you have a lust to douse?

ltl/fb 09-08-2005 06:32 PM

Must-see movie
 
Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
There's a lot of sex on the show. There was even an episode where the aforementioned surgeon's wife found herself mistaken for a high-priced escort by a gentleman who wanted to be pegged like NFH's grandpa.
I saw the episode where the son tried to circumsize himself. Happily, this had no adverse effect on pp.

Shape Shifter 09-08-2005 06:32 PM

What the fuck is
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Why do you use a secondary sock to post this shit? Coming from someone whose sole contribution is "NUTS" it doesn't really mean a lot.
Terri Schiavo's brain was on the buses.

Penske_Account 09-08-2005 06:42 PM

What the fuck is
 
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Terri Schiavo's brain was on the buses.
Who?

robustpuppy 09-08-2005 06:42 PM

What the fuck is
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Terri Schiavo's brain was on the buses.
Who was driving the bus?

Gattigap 09-08-2005 06:43 PM

Must-see movie
 
Quote:

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Are you saying you have a lust to douse?
No. As it happens, even my indifference is doused.

sebastian_dangerfield 09-08-2005 07:03 PM

Would everyone please let me know you're ok?
 
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Originally posted by ironweed
Hunter Thompson's suicide note:

"No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I needed or wanted. Boring. I am always bitchy. No Fun -- for anybody. 67. You are getting Greedy. Act your old age. Relax -- This won't hurt."

Old, greedy and bitchy. Apparently no fun for HST. Have to say it's working out pretty well for me, but YMMV. How 'bout the rest of you greedy old bitches?

http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/book....ap/index.html
The day always starts shitty on the train, where I'm faced with decrepit, sagging, stained, wrinkled, rotted, festering, cancered, crippled, beaten, dejected reminders of the shit highway we all face...

How's that?

But it gets better...

I usually feel better once society is removed from my view. I can sit behind my computer, take calls from jackasses and read about what The Prince has fucked up this week. Occasionally, a whole lotta people die somewhere, and it forces my gaze from The Shit. Yes, in a twisted way, reading about a tragedy is an escape... beats bickering with dickheads, no?

But I take my check, hop back on the train and, do it again. Repetition. Boredom. Drudge work for the money... the modern condition... No way to fight it. I like to eat well. Gas is pricey.

I should have died of that blow induced heart attack I had senior year... I looked out over the ocean and thought, "Fuck, this will be a terrible end..." No. No it wouldn't have been... But what the fuck did I know? I was just another asshole kid who never thought "work" would ever really happen to me... Whatever. Who am I kidding? It was a panic attack... I wasn't dying. God had way more punishment in mind for me...

A bullet in the head? I'd love one every now and again. But I don't have the guts. Now, if I could hire someone to take me out at a time when I wasn't expecting it... when I got too old... I might not mind that. Anything to stop this maddeningly dull life.

Dropped with one slug from a high powered rifle I never saw coming - my brains all over a pack of worthless slugs around me trudging from the train.

That I could hack. Just gimme five more years to try to do it myself with liquor.

Shape Shifter 09-08-2005 07:07 PM

Would everyone please let me know you're ok?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
The day always starts shitty on the train, where I'm faced with decrepit, sagging, stained, wrinkled, rotted, festering, cancered, crippled, beaten, dejected reminders of the shit highway we all face...

How's that?

But it gets better...

I usually feel better once society is removed from my view. I can sit behind my computer, take calls from jackasses and read about what The Prince has fucked up this week. Occasionally, a whole lotta people die somewhere, and it detracts my gaze from The Shit. Yes, in a twisted way, reading about a tragedy is an escape... beats bickering with dickheads, no?

But I take my check, hop back on the train and, do it again. Repetition. Boredom. Drudge work for the money... the modern condition... No way to fight it. I like to eat well. Gas is pricey.

I should have died of that blow induced heart attack I had senior year... I looked out over the ocean and thought, "Fuck, this will be a terrible end..." No. No it wouldn't have been... But what the fuck did I know? I was just another asshole kid who never thought "work" would ever really happen to me... Whatever. Who am I kidding? It was a panic attack... I wasn't dying. God had way more punishment in mind for me...

A bullet in the head? I'd love one every now and again. But I don't have the guts. Now, if I could hire someone to take me out at a time when I wasn't expecting it... when I got too old... I might not mind that. Anything to stop this maddeningly dull life.

Dropped with one slug from a high powered rifle I never saw coming - my brains all over a pack of worthless slugs around me trudging from the train.

That I could hack. Just gimme five more years to try to do it myself with liquor.
Have a nice day!

Ty@50 09-08-2005 07:08 PM

Would everyone please let me know you're ok?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
The day always starts shitty on the train, where I'm faced with decrepit, sagging, stained, wrinkled, rotted, festering, cancered, crippled, beaten, dejected reminders of the shit highway we all face...

How's that?

But it gets better...

I usually feel better once society is removed from my view. I can sit behind my computer, take calls from jackasses and read about what The Prince has fucked up this week. Occasionally, a whole lotta people die somewhere, and it detracts my gaze from The Shit. Yes, in a twisted way, reading about a tragedy is an escape... beats bickering with dickheads, no?

But I take my check, hop back on the train and, do it again. Repetition. Boredom. Drudge work for the money... the modern condition... No way to fight it. I like to eat well. Gas is pricey.

I should have died of that blow induced heart attack I had senior year... I looked out over the ocean and thought, "Fuck, this will be a terrible end..." No. No it wouldn't have been... But what the fuck did I know? I was just another asshole kid who never thought "work" would ever really happen to me... Whatever. Who am I kidding? It was a panic attack... I wasn't dying. God had way more punishment in mind for me...

A bullet in the head? I'd love one every now and again. But I don't have the guts. Now, if I could hire someone to take me out at a time when I wasn't expecting it... when I got too old... I might not mind that. Anything to stop this maddeningly dull life.

Dropped with one slug from a high powered rifle I never saw coming - my brains all over a pack of worthless slugs around me trudging from the train.

That I could hack. Just gimme five more years to try to do it myself with liquor.
In your heart you know this, but you eventually recognize you are a woman living in a man's body. Post surgary I really only know what I read in the papers. You are now struggling on the LPGA senior tour.
In interviews you claim to be happy even thoguh you keep missing cuts.

sebastian_dangerfield 09-08-2005 07:11 PM

Would everyone please let me know you're ok?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Ty@50
In your heart you know this, but you eventually recognize you are a woman living in a man's body. Post surgary I really only know what I read in the papers. You are now struggling on the LPGA senior tour.
So all I need is TITS?

Shape Shifter 09-08-2005 07:13 PM

Would everyone please let me know you're ok?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
So all I need is TITS?
You could also stand to lose a few pounds. And work on your voice.

sebastian_dangerfield 09-08-2005 07:16 PM

Would everyone please let me know you're ok?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
You could also stand to lose a few pounds. And work on your voice.
I can't do Steve Perry, but I do a dead on Bon Scott.

futbol fan 09-08-2005 07:19 PM

Would everyone please let me know you're ok?
 
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
The day always starts shitty
I was going to title the original post "Has Anyone Seen Sebby This Morning?" but thought that would be too easy.

Here in NYC there's at least a chance you'll go out in a blaze of glory when that wild-eyed dude finally pulls the cord on the lumpy backpack he's been fidgeting with . . .

Or I could just get another job.

NotFromHere 09-08-2005 07:19 PM

Would everyone please let me know you're ok?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
So all I need is TITS?
And a serious pedicure.
You never really liked the look of that penis anyway.
And wax the knuckles.

notcasesensitive 09-08-2005 07:23 PM

What the fuck is
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Why do you use a secondary sock to post this shit? Coming from someone whose sole contribution is "NUTS" it doesn't really mean a lot.
I am fed up with your actions on the PB. If it matters. Which I assume it doesn't. Unless you are still holding out hope that someday I will again acknowledge your former crush.

I, like RT, am more willing to stop reading the PB than I am to continue scrolling through your highlighted, italicized idiocy. Maybe someone will let me know if and when you ever cut it.

Shape Shifter 09-08-2005 07:23 PM

Would everyone please let me know you're ok?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by NotFromHere
And a serious pedicure.
You never really liked the look of that penis anyway.
I don't think he'd want the roast beef, though. Maybe they could do a Barbie for his genital area.

LessinSF 09-08-2005 07:24 PM

Would everyone please let me know you're ok?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Rant bemoaning unwillingness to quit boring life because of need to eat well.
You will join me in my quasi-retirement sooner than you think. One can eat remarkably well on leetle money in the Third World, while continuing to abuse the body with liquor (among other things).

Penske_Account 09-08-2005 07:30 PM

What the fuck is
 
Quote:

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I am fed up with your actions on the PB. If it matters. Which I assume it doesn't. Unless you are still holding out hope that someday I will again acknowledge your former crush.

I, like RT, am more willing to stop reading the PB than I am to continue scrolling through your highlighted, italicized idiocy. Maybe someone will let me know if and when you ever cut it.
I miss your point. The issue is relevant to the debate. Ty provides lenghty blogster posts that are little more than opinion pieces. the highlighted and italicised posts are from news web sites. the highlights are for the purpose of addressing the issue that is being discussed. If you disagree with the facts or with the analysis of the facts then post a response, but to dismiss the discussion of valid specific issue in what is broader political issue (notwithstanding the human tragedy) is ridiculous.

sebastian_dangerfield 09-08-2005 07:30 PM

Would everyone please let me know you're ok?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by LessinSF
You will join me in my quasi-retirement sooner than you think. One can eat remarkably well on leetle money in the Third World, while continuing to abuse the body with liquor (among other things).
The more I look around, the more I see your wisdom.

Its about time to get off Treadmill Island.


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