LawTalkers - Waiting for Fitzgerald

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
The granola people bring their own sacks to the market. Any granola people who use the bags provided by the store are faux-granola wannabes.

I actually use the plastic bags for a good purpose. I put the cat turds in them when I clean the cat litter.

notcasesensitive

10-31-2005 06:52 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I get some paper bags because that's where I put the junk mail to take it to the recycling place. Similarly, I get some plastic bags because I use them for the cat litter and as trash bags.

I made my own muesli this weekend. I think that is granolaier than granola.

ETA I don't want to buy a ton of tote bags for the paper. I only do the recycling trip like once every month or two, and that's a lot of junk mail/paper packaging/etc.

If one is walking to/from the store, tote bags that go over the shoulder are much more comfortable for carrying than either paper or plastic.

are you arguing here that you are a granola or that you are not a granola? You lost me about halfway through. I will tell you, from independent knowledge, that you are not a granola. I wouldn't think that you are a faux-granola wannabe, but maybe you can convince me of this.

If you are shopping at Ralph's for anything, you are not a granola.

Granolas only shop for items that they cannot grow for themselves. The once every month or two trip would not be the recycling trip, but would be the trip to a local, enviro-friendly fresh air market for provisions to take back to the compound.

Off the grid, baybee.

SlaveNoMore

10-31-2005 06:54 PM

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sebastian_dangerfield
Why do the granola people always ask for paper bags at the market? Isn't that really anti-environment. Isn't that destroying trees for no good reason?

They wear them over their heads during sex.

Penske_Account

10-31-2005 06:55 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Its the new senior-associate-with-the-George-Will-haircut mobile in my part of the world. I think they give you a complimentary grey Brooks Brothers suit with it.

I don't have one, but I hear that they are nice. Like Hummers, very popular in seattle, although I can't imagine the George Will crowd is large enough to buy them all.

SlaveNoMore

10-31-2005 06:56 PM

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sebastian_dangerfield
I own a full sized SUV

No blood for oil!!!!!

Penske_Account

10-31-2005 06:58 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Do you spend every weekend going to tailgates or fucking picnics?

Usually adventure racing, whicn explains the kayak and other gear. I strap the kids to my papoose.

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I don't own a mid sized SUV. I own a full sized SUV, you nattering nabob of non-comprehension.

You think I keep dossiers?? Be complimented I know you drive a SUV.

ltl/fb

10-31-2005 07:00 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
are you arguing here that you are a granola or that you are not a granola? You lost me about halfway through. I will tell you, from independent knowledge, that you are not a granola. I wouldn't think that you are a faux-granola wannabe, but maybe you can convince me of this.

If you are shopping at Ralph's for anything, you are not a granola.

Granolas only shop for items that they cannot grow for themselves. The once every month or two trip would not be the recycling trip, but would be the trip to a local, enviro-friendly fresh air market for provisions to take back to the compound.

Off the grid, baybee.

I just felt like sharing.

Am I maybe sorta kinda granola? I really really like granola . . . love it so much, I can't have it in the house . . .

Penske_Account

10-31-2005 07:03 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Carport? How many houses are you up from the Brady's?

Brady era cum NorthWest. I have a wraparound deck around the back of the house overlooking the lake and with a 180 plus degree sweepingly panaramoric view of the Cascades Mts., Cityscape and Olympic Mts. Under the deck is a car port. Views are big in Seattle. If I had to acquire a carport as part of the bargain, so be it.

Penske_Account

10-31-2005 07:14 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I just felt like sharing.

Am I maybe sorta kinda granola? I really really like granola . . . love it so much, I can't have it in the house . . .

What do you do, keep the trough on the balcony?

Hank Chinaski

10-31-2005 07:57 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Republicans are inherently insecure and driven by a fear of change, so this shouldn't surprise you. But, at least you'll have a lifetime of abundant guns and missionary lovemaking with the lights off should you choose to marry a conservative.

ETA: Think about it Diane: out of all of the men you've ever known, which ones have been more confident and secure in who they are? Be honest.

guys who are secure in who they are wouldn't moisturize or shave their pubes to make their package look bigger.

Penske_Account

10-31-2005 07:57 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
guys who are secure in who they are wouldn't moisturize or shave their pubes to make their package look bigger.

How about in compliance with a neat and tiddy bikini line?

Hank Chinaski

10-31-2005 07:59 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
That’s just an unfair generalization - hardly the sort of thing we should be posting on such a chatboard.

I think young republicans become young republicans because they have small dicks. Some folks think being a republican grants you status, as though the money came with the title (if only...). Nobody can be young and be a real republican. Nobody’s that cynical that early. You only get there when you get older and grow disgusted with the government’s inefficiency and waste. If you’re acting like Alex P. Keaton at 17, you’re a tool. You’re just being a silly contrarian to make up for shortcomings elsewhere... such as “in the sack.”

2. I'm 99th percentile for height but only 89th percentile for penis length and 82nd for girth.

Hank Chinaski

10-31-2005 08:02 PM

Shipp trial

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Reading about that case I feel sort of inspired to actually go to law school. Does anyone know when the next LSAT is?

i invented this joke.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

10-31-2005 08:03 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
guys who are secure in who they are wouldn't moisturize or shave their pubes to make their package look bigger.

Hey man. She called you guys out. One of your own. Committed treason to speak the truth. I suppose I'd be defensive if I were you, too.

Hank Chinaski

10-31-2005 08:07 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Why do the granola people always ask for paper bags at the market? Isn't that really anti-environment. Isn't that destroying trees for no good reason?

???? real ones BRING THEIR OWN BAGS to the store. If you've not been to Ann Arbor, Berkely or Cambridge maybe you've been dealing with fakes?

edit: mine was up before ncs' now her's is earlier. How did that happen?

Ty@50

10-31-2005 08:14 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski

edit: mine was up before ncs' now her's is earlier. How did that happen?

turns out she was abusing the admin powers to "earleir post" stuff she thought particularly clever. fwiw she does apologize.

Penske_Account

10-31-2005 08:29 PM

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Originally posted by Ty@50
turns out she was abusing the admin powers to "earleir post" stuff she thought particularly clever. fwiw she does apologize.

That's fucked up. If that is true then the integrity of this board is severely at risk.

Ty@50

10-31-2005 08:33 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
That's fucked up. If that is true then the integrity of this board is severely at risk.

As I am sure you can appreciate, I cannot criticize her. My Tyrone Slothrop sock was doing much worse before and after this time period. If I can't forgive ncs, how could I live with what I did?

SlaveNoMore

10-31-2005 08:37 PM

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Ty@50
As I am sure you can appreciate, I cannot criticize her. My Tyrone Slothrop sock was doing much worse before and after this time period. If I can't forgive ncs, how could I live with what I did?

Dear Ty:

Which kills me first - the steak and foie gras induced heart attack or the cirrohsis?

Yours truly,

____

Ty@50

10-31-2005 08:57 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Dear Ty:

Which kills me first - the steak and foie gras induced heart attack or the cirrohsis?

Yours truly,

____

You are still around. You do get really ill for about a month after Paigow takes a Haiti vacation, then she misplaces the Slave doll and you are back.

Oh, and if you can remember- 2009, business trip to Denver- hotel bar-blond chick with really big boobs - coming on strong-really strong- too good to be true srong- "She" has a bigger dick than Coltrane. pass.

Penske_Account

10-31-2005 08:58 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Dear Ty:

Which kills me first - the steak and foie gras induced heart attack or the cirrohsis?

Yours truly,

____

Sepsis. An night of pegging resulted in a small perforation in your colon that went unnoticed until it was too late. You just thought it was a really bad itch.

You still have some time. Use it wisely.Make amends with those you need to amend with.

Penske_Account

10-31-2005 08:59 PM

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Originally posted by Ty@50
You are still around. You do get really ill for about a month after Paigow takes a Haiti vacation, then she misplaces the Slave doll and you are back.

Oh, and if you can remember- 2009, business trip to Denver- hotel bar-blond chick with really big boobs - coming on strong-really strong- too good to be true srong- "She" has a bigger dick than Coltrane. pass.

I thought you said you weren;t going to warn him?

Shape Shifter

10-31-2005 09:23 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Dear Ty:

Which kills me first - the steak and foie gras induced heart attack or the cirrohsis?

Yours truly,

____

His song. Softly.

baltassoc

10-31-2005 09:37 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
If one is walking to/from the store, tote bags that go over the shoulder are much more comfortable for carrying than either paper or plastic.

You moved from Texas to California. How can you possibly know this?

notcasesensitive

10-31-2005 09:51 PM

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Originally posted by baltassoc
You moved from Texas to California. How can you possibly know this?

If you move to the right places, there is walking to be done in both Texas and California.

Ps. Note to Hank: I am not an admin and I have no moderator rights on Politics. Your ha ha jokes would work better if you accused me of messing with your posts on FB. They wouldn't be necessarily any funnier, but they would be conceptually possible.

Penske_Account

10-31-2005 10:19 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
If you move to the right places, there is walking to be done in both Texas and California.

Ps. Note to Hank: I am not an admin and I have no moderator rights on Politics. Your ha ha jokes would work better if you accused me of messing with your posts on FB. They wouldn't be necessarily any funnier, but they would be conceptually possible.

Perhaps you financially incented me, in a cash monetary way, to affect the order of the posts, iykwim. I'm a greedy Republicanesque capitalistically imperialististata industrialist and thus inherently open to financial motivation.

[dl dl][living in the past] Plus the crush thing[/living in the past] [/dl dl]

ltl/fb

10-31-2005 10:51 PM

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Originally posted by baltassoc
You moved from Texas to California. How can you possibly know this?

I'm a rebel. LA is better for walking to things because the weather is almost always nice. Unfortunately the only comprehensive grocery store w/in a mile of me closed while they are redoing the whole shopping center type thingy, so I no longer walk for groceries. I have my limits.

Ty@50

10-31-2005 11:01 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Perhaps you financially incented me, in a cash monetary way, to affect the order of the posts, iykwim. I'm a greedy Republicanesque capitalistically imperialististata industrialist and thus inherently open to financial motivation.

[dl dl][living in the past] Plus the crush thing[/living in the past] [/dl dl]

I did mention Penske is Barred for life once Paigow takes over for Rt, didn't I?

Not Bob

10-31-2005 11:31 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Ps. Note to Hank: I am not an admin and I have no moderator rights on Politics. Your ha ha jokes would work better if you accused me of messing with your posts on FB. They wouldn't be necessarily any funnier, but they would be conceptually possible.

I really need to learn how to abuse my Super Mod powers more. Other than making the occasional random, Not Disclosed, but amusing to me edits to the posts of others, that is.

SlaveNoMore

11-01-2005 12:27 AM

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Ty@50
I did mention Penske is Barred for life once Paigow takes over for Rt, didn't I?

I thought you said I wasn't dead.

I guess - alternately - hell freezes over in 2015.

Diane_Keaton

11-01-2005 12:29 AM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Hey man. She called you guys out. One of your own. Committed treason to speak the truth.

What truth? That loony liberal men are really good at hot, tantric sex? Well, I can't imagine that would be too much of a compliment since the second they start chattering about oil, the UN, or foreign policy, I tune them out and either: (1) picture them naked doing what they did earlier; or (2) mentally prepare my shopping list or ponder whether "clumping" types of kitty litter are worth it. Post orgasm, these men morph into silly children who look good under my gold-colored sateen sheets. (NTTAWWT)

Secret_Agent_Man

11-01-2005 11:35 AM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
What do you do, keep the trough on the balcony?

Penske, WWJD?

Hypocrisy is one of the worst sins.

S_A_M

Secret_Agent_Man

11-01-2005 11:37 AM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
guys who are secure in who they are wouldn't moisturize or shave their pubes to make their package look bigger.

Leave Slave out of this, Chinaski.

S_A_M

sebastian_dangerfield

11-01-2005 11:38 AM

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Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
What truth? That loony liberal men are really good at hot, tantric sex? Well, I can't imagine that would be too much of a compliment since the second they start chattering about oil, the UN, or foreign policy, I tune them out and either: (1) picture them naked doing what they did earlier; or (2) mentally prepare my shopping list or ponder whether "clumping" types of kitty litter are worth it. Post orgasm, these men morph into silly children who look good under my gold-colored sateen sheets. (NTTAWWT)

Diane -

How do you rate socially liberal, fiscally conservative men?

I assume you figure we're as selfish in the sack as our political views would indicate, but I'm hoping to be surprised.

Penske_Account

11-01-2005 11:44 AM

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Originally posted by Secret_Agent_Man
Penske, WWJD?

Hypocrisy is one of the worst sins.

S_A_M

I'm not sure WJWD, but for me, I would go with the low-fat granola and just store it in the house (I would buy it in limited quantitiues to ensure freshness), but I did not want to inject my morality into the question so as to make fringey uncomfortable or feel pressured.

I think that approach is more true to the game than hypocratical.

sebastian_dangerfield

11-01-2005 11:45 AM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
I think that approach is more true to the game than hypocratical.

So I take it you're anti-death penalty?

Penske_Account

11-01-2005 11:48 AM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Diane -

How do you rate socially liberal, fiscally conservative men?

I assume you figure we're as selfish in the sack as our political views would indicate, but I'm hoping to be surprised.

Aren't you averse to roast beef sandwich or whatever the phraseology is? Sounds selfish to me, no offence, you know I love you, platonically, in an on the internet sort of way.

sebastian_dangerfield

11-01-2005 11:49 AM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Dear Ty:

Which kills me first - the steak and foie gras induced heart attack or the cirrohsis?

Yours truly,

____

Foie gras... Is there anything more overpriced/overrated? I just don't get the whole organ meat thing. I mean, I'll have some on a cracker if its being served. But the whole gelatinous mashed-up organ meat or fat-engorged liver thing just seems like high priced dog food to me.

I get the caviar and vodka thing, however. Superchilled Ketel One is a perfect chaser for caviar or lox and capers and onions.

sebastian_dangerfield

11-01-2005 11:52 AM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Aren't you averse to roast beef sandwich or whatever the phraseology is? Sounds selfish to me, no offence, you know I love you, platonically, in an on the internet sort of way.

1. I can palm a basketball;
2. I do eat the roast beef... It just bores me; and
3. If I can get a chick off well by fucking her and using parts other than my tongue, what should it matter to her?

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