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The hot part was "door manager".

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You always find fault with me.


That's such a turn on.

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Oh stop it. It's really only a four or five-pack. You can barely see that last one.

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Isn't it ironic?

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Can we please, please, please now discuss how hard it is to ride a bicycle while pregnant?

You know, for shits and giggles

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You broke the board with all your negativity, assjack.

And now, photographic proof that being a constant downer is ironically charming in the very young, but indefensible in the elderly:

http://www.blender.com/gallery_photo...rtsmith_l1.jpg

Spinsters rejoice!
 

Ladies:

Trying to find that special someone?

Worried that you'll never get him to commit?

Think that even if he does, he'll never stay committed long enought to get him to the altar?

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http://www.iwillhostyourstuff.com/au...chsidefull.jpg
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Bigger than a breadbox, but still small enough to fit in a trailer attached to your Pinto, this inflatable church can trap your man into saying "I do" before he can find the words to express shock at the chances of finding an air-filled sanctuary in the parking lot of his favorite watering hole!

SEE the attention to detail with the inflated altar, candles and cross!

MARVEL at the simulated stained glass window!

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[May not be used as a moonbounce. Minister and inflatable honeymoon not included.]

Christmas in July
 

I bring gifts:

For Paigs and sunny_bunny, I give an enlistment brochure for the JAG Corps because anyone in uniform can get all the plastic surgery they want - http://edition.cnn.com/2004/US/07/21...eut/index.html (CNN, duh)

For ABBA, Slave and Penske, I give a high quality camcorder so that they can enter their home made porn films into the Xplicit British Film Festival - http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm...irkies.sexlife (aricle, safe for work)

For RT and the whole state of Texas, I give a satellite TV so they can watch Britain's version of Big Brother, where they gave the houseguests sex toys and one couple has been fucking under the dining room table out of sight of the cameras - http://www.sextoys.co.uk/customer_in...ease.asp?id=31 (website for sex toy company)

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I'm pretty sure we did this already.
But as an aside, how old is that bride? She looks 14.
And why does the groom have a tan hat? Or is that my monitor?
And I LOVE the inflatable altar - nice candles.

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This will go nicely with my inflatable bride.

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But what haven't we done?* Really? And, as an added benefit, some of us don't recall conversations that occurred more than a year ago thanks to all the drugs that were done in the 60s. Damn you for your hippie ways, Mom!


*I'm sure Penske wil have an answer for this, and I await it with baited breath. Unless it's gross. Don't say something gross.

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And some of us don't remember conversations that happened a week or two ago thanks to all the drugs that were done in the 80's. Or when the temperature reaches the 90's.

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then you need to take more ginkgo.
Have we done toe sucking?
If we have, it's been more than a year.
Personally - have never been victim or participated in the toe job.
Rachel Green seemed to like it in that very special episode of Friends.

sorry....
 

but one more post related to pregnancy and sex.

Hi, Per my moniker, I am a former poster who quit the board because of a new job and fears of IT Nazis etc. and now occasionally lurking (I am NOT ThrashersFan, before anyone guesses that). I hate to do this to RT, and NCS, and RP, and the rest of the singletons but I need some advice sort of related to today’s taboo topic.

I had a baby girl six months ago and since the birth or the time afterwards when everything was back in working order my sex life has been non-existent (actually it was non-existent from the time I “popped” on, but I blamed the prior drought on the pregnancy). I understand that this is not necessarily uncommon but prior to the baby after 6 years of marriage we were still doing the do almost a dozen times a week and now no matter what I do its non-existent. The SO turned down a blowjob last night-“too tired, early meeting” I mean I even made the move downtown and he just pulled away.

I have tried to raise the subject several times but all he says is its natural after a kid, we are tired, we will get our rythmn back eventually. I’m terrified that I have done something or that he no longer fancies me or that he is having an affair (which he denies). After last nights rejection I feel scared to even initiate anything again for fear that I will be rejected again. that hurts.

My sister, whom I confided in was no help and worse blabbed to our mother, who suggested it’s the Madonna-whore complex but talking sex with mom gives me the queasies so I let it drop there.

Did any of the MWKs or other pregnancy sex aficionados have this problem? If so, what do I do? (Other than wearing out the vibrator!)

Seriously, while I am trying to remain upbeat I am actually started to feel a little more than abjectly depressed. I’m only 31 and I don’t want to think that my sexual prime will be spent with a rabbit while reading this board about the sexcapades of Coltrane and Sebestian and Thurgreed and the other FBoys.

Please help.

sorry....
 

I'd guess he's found a new love, either onanism or adultery, and you'll have to win him back.