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Shape Shifter 03-02-2005 03:39 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
No no, you had it, then it got taken away from you and given to Sidd after a post that must have been particularlily appealing to me that day. Now the crown is up for grabs.

FBobbies, feel free to submit to the board why you should be the next greatfuck.
When is the competition for The Cuddler?

paigowprincess 03-02-2005 03:41 PM

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Originally posted by juan, usmc
Nooooooooooo, tengo una pregunta.......¿cuántos orgasmos usted tiene? está para mi scorecard.
How do you say Ignore LIst in spanish? Adios!

paigowprincess 03-02-2005 03:42 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
Boys, it's not really worth fighting for. It only got me laid once, and she's not even around any more.
So, it's true?

bold_n_brazen 03-02-2005 03:42 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
So, it's true?

Yes, it's true. Wonk fucked Not Me.

juan, usmc 03-02-2005 03:46 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
How do you say Ignore LIst in spanish?
!Chupamela!

taxwonk 03-02-2005 03:47 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
So, it's true?
That depends. What did you hear?

taxwonk 03-02-2005 03:48 PM

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Yes, it's true. Wonk fucked Not Me.
No, you got it backwards. I said I did Not fuck Me. Even though you told me to very emphatically.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 03-02-2005 03:53 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick

And I fuck veritable strangers all the time. It is my raison d'etre. Just not when I was married.
Perhaps explaining why the marriage worked out so well.

notcasesensitive 03-02-2005 03:56 PM

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Originally posted by sunnybunny
I was thinking about going back to blonde...it will make my lack of IQ points more appropriate, don't you think?

Those who want blonde and brunette pictures for reference, PT me.
Never seen you, but I'm generally pro-brunette on most women. Blonde is harder to pull off unless you have natural blonde tendencies because most women's complexions are wrong for it. Of course, I live in blondeville, so brunettes actually get more notice in a preverse anti-East Coast way. YLBMMV.


[ET fix misplaced apostrophe. Thank god dtb was offed by that serial killer last night and didn't have to witness this abomination.]

Sidd Finch 03-02-2005 03:56 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
That was my title. I guess this means my 15 minutes is truly over, eh Princess?
It was my title first, bitch. And no way you lasted 15 minutes.

notcasesensitive 03-02-2005 03:59 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Yes, it's true. Wonk fucked Not Me.
Scrolling quickly, this appears to say "Yes, it's true. Wonk fucked Me."

And here I thought SS got all the play.

taxwonk 03-02-2005 03:59 PM

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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
It was my title first, bitch. And no way you lasted 15 minutes.
Scroll, then post, bitch. Paigow laid it on me first.

And I was drunk.

lookingformarket 03-02-2005 04:00 PM

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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
It was my title first, bitch. And no way you lasted 15 minutes.
Just because he couldn't last 15 minutes with you doesn't mean that he can't go longer with a woman.

Sidd Finch 03-02-2005 04:01 PM

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Originally posted by lookingformarket
Just because he couldn't last 15 minutes with you doesn't mean that he can't go longer with a woman.

With his ticker? Not a chance. It'll end within five.

It's either a happy ending or a sad one, but an ending all the same.

Shape Shifter 03-02-2005 04:05 PM

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PM from Poster #2:

"He tasted good. Fava beans and rice... but fuck the chianti. I downed his liver with some fine Booker's."

Flinty, when is the reading again?


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