Bragging
 

Remember my old boyfriend who scored 50% on the geek test? Well, he was mentioned in an article on the front page of the NYTimes science section today. So, besides being a total geek, he's pretty much a genius.

tm

Bragging
 

Interestingly enough, i've had two men that i've dated (well, one I fucked and dogged, the other I wanted to date and he dogged me) get props in the NY Times in the last 6 mos. For some reason, most of my ex's (aside from the string of hot mountainbike racers with cottage cheese for brains) go on to greatness, leaving me to wonder if I should have been nicer to them.

Sunny(not cute enough to be the bitch that I am)Bunny

Bringing fatties and cokewhores together since 2004.
 

An obese inmate was caught hiding crack cocaine in a cigar holder under a roll of fat beneath his stomach, jail officials said Wednesday.

Sounds like a fella like that would come in handy when you've run out of body cavity real estate.

I build bridges. It's what I do.

Wednesday TV
 

On South Park: Nominee for best South Park song lyric ever: "I've got something in my front pocket for you / stick your hand inside my pocket, and see what it is."

American Idol: We can only assume that the top 3 group was Latoya, Jennifer and George, right? Right??? I'm looking into my crystal ball. I see Camille sitting on a beach tomorrow, smoking a very fat blunt. It's not her first. She's a pro.

Real World: I've never hated anyone like I hate Frankie. Generally people who want to get away with cutting themselves don't cry out in the bathroom, walk out, drop the knife in front of their roommates, pick it up, walk over to the sink, and drop the knife in the sink. Attention whore! Christ.

OC: I wish OC had been on tonight.

Baseball Day 2*
 

* Not counting the "A-rod at Budokan" CD and the
Sunday Night Pedro Disaster.

Roger v. Barry
Rocket wins: game, set and match
Bonds waits for PacBell

Alas you poor Mets fans
You had the back page one day
Reality bites

What the flying fuck?
Say the fans in Toronto
Tigers Sweep? No way!!!

Brown is the money
But the Bombers ain't hitting
Donnie's job in doubt?

Junior is healthy
And he's sick of the bad press
Watch him hit fifty

Which Board?
 

Does a question about luggage belong on the FB or on the Gadgets board?

Assuming the former, I want to buy someone a rolling garment bag. Suggestions?

Which Board?
 

it belongs here....whatever you buy, don't buy one of htose rEdiculously overpriced Tumi bags...they are so annoying and their wheels aren't any better than the next roller bag. I suggest getting one of hte ones that comes with a second case that can be put on top of the rolling bag (slides down on the handle) to provide more room when needed.

The Bachelor tonight on ABC
 

Thank you for noticing!

Bringing fatties and cokewhores together since 2004.
 

I thought crack addicts were skinnies?

Bringing fatties and cokewhores together since 2004.
 

maybe he was planning to trade it in exchange for someone's dessert?

Which Board?
 

A coworker has a Samsonite she really likes. I think it's this one. Seems sturdy. Elegantly simple and unobtrusive. She travels about one week a month, so it gets a lot of abuse and seems to hold up.

On the other hand, I really like my L.L. Bean garment bag. (this one's not exactly the same as mine, which seems to have been discontinued, but is very similar) It's smaller than most, but fits a suit, two shirts and a pair of (flat) shoes (and accompanying small stuff, socks, etc.). Folds in thirds instead of in half. No wheels, but it's very, very lightweight. Packed for a two day trip, it's usually lighter than my briefcase.

Which Board?
 

I am a fan of TravelPro bags. They are VERY sturdy and most are designed to fit into overhear compartments. There's a reason that they are issues to flight crews of most airlines...

AI, pharmaceutical reps and the most dramatic rose ceremony EVER
 

AI

SPOILER








I wish i hadnt deleted it. I got a couple of wishes last night, including a big fat serving of humble pie for Fantasia. Wish I hadnt missed the look on her face when she found out she was in the same groupe as those two no talent ass clowns (note: this is me projecting as her, not my actual POV in which case i only tihnk one is a no talent assclown). Red should have sang Daniel and not Croc Rock bc he did that well in that little song and dance routine they did. Rock On Little Man. and I am just jumping for joy that George came in first (apparently- and how good was that two second clip of him singing Mrs. Jones?) and Jasmine was the penulitmate. not even heavy background vocals can full my America. no sir.

Pharmaceutical rep- my gum snapping friend of yore got a job as one of htese. Her first bonus was so big she didnt know what to spend it on, so she did what any good pharmaceutical rep would do and got fake tits. Just for fun! Now she can wear halter tops!

Bachelor\









Whats the deal with this mole chick? We see her as one of the regular chicks? do they computerize her voice to make it extra bacheloretty or something so we cant compare it to the others and figure out who it is? and she presumably lives in Florida, so she could be Trish or one of the other Floridians? Why is everyone either from TX, NC, FL or MI on this show? Are these the bimbo factories of america?

I was bummed that Holly the Banker didnt make it. Guess she showes herself to be alittle bit too much of a human being as opposd to a girl. The attorney has got to be an act. Nobody that insecure would have the cajones to do this show. Trish is Leona Helmsley in thirty years- scary. Anne Catherirse is dropdead smoldering sexy. Wow, even french canadians have that certain Jay Nah Say Kwah. and how drunk was everybody?

Red Shoes
 

Boring fashion question follows

So, the Mrs. bought a pair of red shoes recently that she really likes. She's thinking about taking them back because she isn't sure what to wear them with. They are an open-back, closed toe shoe with about a 1 1/2 inch heal that I imagine she would wear to work.

I told her that before she takes them back, I would do some "research" for her. So, what would you wear these with?

None of her red tops match the shoes.

Red Shoes
 

I would NOT wear these shoes with red anything. I would wear with black pants/skirt and white crisp-like shirt. Or greys or some other relatively neutral shad with white and use the red shoes as an accent.