Crazy, Hairy American Lawyer man
 

Please, crazy american lawyer man.

no longer show up at my photo shoot. It is no fun for me and causes my boss to be much upset.

please. Just leave me alone. By myself alone.

many thank yous

Dear Spanky
 

Getting a little excited about man-on-man action makes him, on the sexual continuum, no straighter than "I guess maybe a bisexual"?

Wow.

I am pretty sure the lizard is hetero.

Dear Spanky
 

Shifty's a lot like Howie on Big Brother. Totally hetero, but bi-curious. But only around Shave.

Nuts! (in the "oops" kinds of way)

Dear Spanky
 

At what point does someone trip the line where "curious" is no longer necessary as a qualifier?

I saw that. I always thought you were Shifter, ha.

Dear Spanky
 

Remember that night when you were in Chicago and you wore your skirt out drinking? You said you wound up in the Dungeon Room of a private club on Halsted? That was the point of which you speak.

Dear Spanky
 

Those were the dayz, indeed!

Dear Spanky
 

Not to my knowledge. I'm about halfway through and I'm pretty pleased with it so far. It's not a serious historical work, choosing instead to focus on the story and the remarkable personalities. I haven't heard anything about the movie, but while I was reading the book, it struck me that this would be excellent subject matter for a movie.

eta: The US. Manufactureres Association, Business Roundtable, U.S. Exporters Association, Technet and others comprising 99% of the business community support this book.

Dear Spanky
 

Or it could mean only that I have a somewhat juvenile sense of humor.

Dear Spanky
 

Shift, we like you for you. Seriously, let go of the closet.

Dear Spanky
 

It's so unfair. You suck one dick and you're called gay for life.

eta: nttawwt.

Dear Spanky
 

This shows growth. for years we told him he hadn't sucked 137 dicks, he sucked 1 dick 137 times. now he's finally come around.

At last, the formula for success with woman!
 

Spanky:

Saw this article, and immediately thought you would benefit from it:

Math proves Woman like extravagant (but non-saleable) gift

Your offer to take woman to Serbian dinner was right on the money. Just need woman to agree to get in car.

At last, the formula for success with woman!
 

Very nice, Flinty. I like that you have found solid support for your hypothesis. (Spanky, you could learn from Flinty).

However, read the article very carefully. Do you think it makes a difference that this woman is a gold-digger? Might gold-diggers be swayed by different gifts (e.g., diamonds, gold) rather than the extravagent dinner?

Flinty, you get a B+

Spanky: play it safe. After you google her number (just put the number in the google search box, with dashes, like so: 916-445-2841) and get her address, drop by with the Serbian food AND a nice diamond bracelet.