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dtb 07-15-2004 03:53 PM

attitude question
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
He's from Detroit. They burn shit there. And they come down real hard on bad grammar and punctuation.
Whirrrrrd.

the Spartan 07-15-2004 03:56 PM

Lindsay's new phone
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Gizmodo is all atwitter about a recent photo of Lindsay Lohan with a) her tit hanging out of her shirt, and b) a custom Danger Hiptop cell phone. I was going to post this on the gadget board, but I figured the FB would enjoy it as well.

Fleshbot has the picture without cropping, and her nipple is clearly visible. Whether or not it's photoshopped is another story.

spree: the Fleshbot link has some nudity.
that is so HOT~!

Hank Chinaski 07-15-2004 04:03 PM

attitude question
 
Quote:

Originally posted by spookyfish
I'm now picturing dtb and her posse of High School English teachers administering beatdowns all over downtown Detroit.
The whole neighborhood chipped in to get dtb educated. there was only enough left for me to go to WCCC. We're all proud when we see her correcting everyone, and showing her smarts.
dtb! Say again, you know, all about them hyphens.

dtb 07-15-2004 04:31 PM

attitude question
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
dtb! Say again, you know, all about them hyphens.
Aw Hank, you're makin' me blush! You know all that fancy book-learnin' ain't nothin compared to gettin' yo educashun in da STREETZ!

dt(proud to be from 8-Mile)b

paigowprincess 07-15-2004 05:00 PM

Steal this important social observation, Heather Havrilesky
 
Tuning into BB5 this week, I noticed a distinctly bluish effervescense emanating from the sleeveless shirt collars of the hunks and babes populating the house. There is not one single white collar person on this show. The closest thing is a yogatrix named Lori, but I really think that is a collarless profession. Its as if it has officially become socially unacceptable to have your life filmed on tv for a one in thirteen or is it sixteen chance for a mere half million bucks. It seems that at this point, it has become shameful to whore oneself on tv unless

1) it is a top notch Burnett project and

2)you are the first person in your family to have received a college degree or college degree plus

While one could see the tide was turning, like when Roddy the "writer" from New Jersey started banging or not banging Chiara the "marketing rep" (cold calls?, work from home?) ho from NYC, the genre is only really bottoming out. Here we hava a houseful of Eric Niew wannabes lifting weights and shaving their armpits while sporting sleeveless shirts to show off that de rigeur bicep tattoo that Pam Anderson invented. Its just so prole.

Now I cannot get through Amazing Race. I am sorry, I just cannot, as much as I try. Given the dollar prize and exciting and exotic travles, I would guess there are still a few token white collars playing, but really, I think that the Amazing Race too in destinted to end up in a lazy boy in rural Pennsylvania. Springer doesnt pay as well.

I really should have gotten that audition video together while reputaable Curtis types still played the game and I wouldnt be derailed from p-track. Thanks for playing, indeed.

OK, Salon, I will look for your coverage on this topic in about two weeks since you cannot invent anything.

Montecore 07-15-2004 05:02 PM

Steal this important social observation, Heather Havrilesky
 
Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Tuning into BB5 this week, I noticed a distinctly bluish effervescense emanating from the sleeveless shirt collars of the hunks and babes populating the house. There is not one single white collar person on this show. The closest thing is a yogatrix named Lori, but I really think that is a collarless profession. Its as if it has officially become socially unacceptable to have your life filmed on tv for a one in thirteen or is it sixteen chance for a mere half million bucks. It seems that at this point, it has become shameful to whore oneself on tv unless

1) it is a top notch Burnett project and

2)you are the first person in your family to have received a college degree or college degree plus

While one could see the tide was turning, like when Roddy the "writer" from New Jersey started banging or not banging Chiara the "marketing rep" (cold calls?, work from home?) ho from NYC, the genre is only really bottoming out. Here we hava a houseful of Eric Niew wannabes lifting weights and shaving their armpits while sporting sleeveless shirts to show off that de rigeur bicep tattoo that Pam Anderson invented. Its just so prole.

Now I cannot get through Amazing Race. I am sorry, I just cannot, as much as I try. Given the dollar prize and exciting and exotic travles, I would guess there are still a few token white collars playing, but really, I think that the Amazing Race too in destinted to end up in a lazy boy in rural Pennsylvania. Springer doesnt pay as well.

I really should have gotten that audition video together while reputaable Curtis types still played the game and I wouldnt be derailed from p-track. Thanks for playing, indeed.

OK, Salon, I will look for your coverage on this topic in about two weeks since you cannot invent anything.
Free the paigow!

Alex_de_Large 07-15-2004 05:04 PM

Steal this important social observation, Heather Havrilesky
 
Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Tuning into BB5 this week, I noticed a distinctly bluish effervescense emanating from the sleeveless shirt collars of the hunks and babes populating the house. There is not one single white collar person on this show. The closest thing is a yogatrix named Lori, but I really think that is a collarless profession. Its as if it has officially become socially unacceptable to have your life filmed on tv for a one in thirteen or is it sixteen chance for a mere half million bucks. It seems that at this point, it has become shameful to whore oneself on tv unless

1) it is a top notch Burnett project and

2)you are the first person in your family to have received a college degree or college degree plus

While one could see the tide was turning, like when Roddy the "writer" from New Jersey started banging or not banging Chiara the "marketing rep" (cold calls?, work from home?) ho from NYC, the genre is only really bottoming out. Here we hava a houseful of Eric Niew wannabes lifting weights and shaving their armpits while sporting sleeveless shirts to show off that de rigeur bicep tattoo that Pam Anderson invented. Its just so prole.

Now I cannot get through Amazing Race. I am sorry, I just cannot, as much as I try. Given the dollar prize and exciting and exotic travles, I would guess there are still a few token white collars playing, but really, I think that the Amazing Race too in destinted to end up in a lazy boy in rural Pennsylvania. Springer doesnt pay as well.

I really should have gotten that audition video together while reputaable Curtis types still played the game and I wouldnt be derailed from p-track. Thanks for playing, indeed.

OK, Salon, I will look for your coverage on this topic in about two weeks since you cannot invent anything.
I am not sure what this means, but I am sure that it means something...

Did you just call me Coltrane? 07-15-2004 05:16 PM

Steal this important social observation, Heather Havrilesky
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Montecore
Free the paigow!
Mommy?

NotFromHere 07-15-2004 05:20 PM

Steal this important social observation, Heather Havrilesky
 
Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess

OK, Salon, I will look for your coverage on this topic in about two weeks since you cannot invent anything.
You're not dead!
Holly Hollywood is as close as it comes to someone who's just in it for the fame and if she wins - bonus.

I think the problem is - don't you have to take the whole summer off from work? How many people are willing to flat out quit their job (it's not like it's waiting for you to come back). People with sucky jobs to begin with. And a cheesy half mill? If I'm quitting my job and eating peanut butter all summer, there had better be big money involved.

the Spartan 07-15-2004 05:20 PM

Steal this important social observation, Heather Havrilesky
 
Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Tuning into BB5 this week, I noticed a distinctly bluish effervescense emanating from the sleeveless shirt collars of the hunks and babes populating the house. There is not one single white collar person on this show. The closest thing is a yogatrix named Lori, but I really think that is a collarless profession. Its as if it has officially become socially unacceptable to have your life filmed on tv for a one in thirteen or is it sixteen chance for a mere half million bucks. It seems that at this point, it has become shameful to whore oneself on tv unless

1) it is a top notch Burnett project and

2)you are the first person in your family to have received a college degree or college degree plus

While one could see the tide was turning, like when Roddy the "writer" from New Jersey started banging or not banging Chiara the "marketing rep" (cold calls?, work from home?) ho from NYC, the genre is only really bottoming out. Here we hava a houseful of Eric Niew wannabes lifting weights and shaving their armpits while sporting sleeveless shirts to show off that de rigeur bicep tattoo that Pam Anderson invented. Its just so prole.

Now I cannot get through Amazing Race. I am sorry, I just cannot, as much as I try. Given the dollar prize and exciting and exotic travles, I would guess there are still a few token white collars playing, but really, I think that the Amazing Race too in destinted to end up in a lazy boy in rural Pennsylvania. Springer doesnt pay as well.

I really should have gotten that audition video together while reputaable Curtis types still played the game and I wouldnt be derailed from p-track. Thanks for playing, indeed.

OK, Salon, I will look for your coverage on this topic in about two weeks since you cannot invent anything.
PTL! You Rock!

Gattigap 07-15-2004 05:26 PM

Steal this important social observation, Heather Havrilesky
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
I am not sure what this means, but I am sure that it means something...
Something about collars. I think it's a fashion post.

sebastian_dangerfield 07-15-2004 05:40 PM

Statute of Limitations
 
Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Tell that to little Rita. (yes, Rita).

On another note, I found out a short time ago that my friend's boyfriend (when we were all about 15) wanted to have a threesome with her and me. She never told me this at the time, and the threesome never materialized. He was hot! (and presumably still is). Hot and nice and funny and intelligent - in short, almost perfect. Two questions:

1. Were you all having threesomes at 15? Apparently my crowd was (unbeknownst to me), or at least seriously contemplating them.

2. Is it wrong for me to be just a little bit annoyed with my friend for not letting this happen (although I can see her point - I would have mostly just participated in the whole thing in a lame attempt to steal him away from her, and that is not a nice thing to do to a friend).
1. No.

2. Yes.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 07-15-2004 05:41 PM

In the out door
 
Oops! I meant to quote some long post by someone else and say something pithy. 0 for 2. Bad day.

Alex_de_Large 07-15-2004 05:42 PM

In the out door
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Oops! I meant to quote some long post by someone else and say something pithy. 0 for 2. Bad day.
Whenver I see your name, GGG, I get the Biggie track "Hypnotize" in my head. I just wanted to share.

sebastian_dangerfield 07-15-2004 05:51 PM

In the out door
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Whenver I see your name, GGG, I get the Biggie track "Hypnotize" in my head. I just wanted to share.
Goog ole Mouth-full-o-marbles. How in the hell that guy gets top five best rappers of all time status still baffles me.

NotFromHere 07-15-2004 05:51 PM

In the out door
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Whenver I see your name, GGG, I get the Biggie track "Hypnotize" in my head. I just wanted to share.
When I see the lyrics to "Hot for teacher" I see pictures of David Lee Roth in Spandex in my head. And it won't go away.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 07-15-2004 05:53 PM

Steal this important social observation, Heather Havrilesky
 
Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Tuning into BB5 this week, I noticed a distinctly bluish effervescense emanating from the sleeveless shirt collars of the hunks and babes populating the house. There is not one single white collar person on this show. The closest thing is a yogatrix named Lori, but I really think that is a collarless profession. Its as if it has officially become socially unacceptable to have your life filmed on tv for a one in thirteen or is it sixteen chance for a mere half million bucks. It seems that at this point, it has become shameful to whore oneself on tv unless

1) it is a top notch Burnett project and

2)you are the first person in your family to have received a college degree or college degree plus

While one could see the tide was turning, like when Roddy the "writer" from New Jersey started banging or not banging Chiara the "marketing rep" (cold calls?, work from home?) ho from NYC, the genre is only really bottoming out. Here we hava a houseful of Eric Niew wannabes lifting weights and shaving their armpits while sporting sleeveless shirts to show off that de rigeur bicep tattoo that Pam Anderson invented. Its just so prole.

Now I cannot get through Amazing Race. I am sorry, I just cannot, as much as I try. Given the dollar prize and exciting and exotic travles, I would guess there are still a few token white collars playing, but really, I think that the Amazing Race too in destinted to end up in a lazy boy in rural Pennsylvania. Springer doesnt pay as well.

I really should have gotten that audition video together while reputaable Curtis types still played the game and I wouldnt be derailed from p-track. Thanks for playing, indeed.

OK, Salon, I will look for your coverage on this topic in about two weeks since you cannot invent anything.
OMG! Could they be any more blue collar!

Alex_de_Large 07-15-2004 05:53 PM

In the out door
 
Quote:

Originally posted by NotFromHere
When I see the lyrics to "Hot for teacher" I see pictures of David Lee Roth in Spandex in my head. And it won't go away.
"I've got it bad, soooooo bad, I'm hot for teacher..."

Alex_de_Large 07-15-2004 05:54 PM

Kobe
 
So Kobe picked the extra $40 million rather than a fresh start. Shocking. He always struck me as selfless...

NotFromHere 07-15-2004 05:55 PM

In the out door
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
"I've got it bad, soooooo bad, I'm hot for teacher..."
OK that's twice today dL, watch it or I'll splat you like tomato thrown at a brick wall by Randy Johnson in his new Red Sox uniform.

Thanks for that, pony!

edited to add comma, otherwise it sounded like AdL gave me a pony.

Alex_de_Large 07-15-2004 05:58 PM

In the out door
 
Quote:

Originally posted by NotFromHere
OK that's twice today dL, watch it or I'll splat you like tomato thrown at a brick wall by Randy Johnson in his new Red Sox uniform.

Thanks for that, pony!

edited to add comma, otherwise it sounded like AdL gave me a pony.
"I've got it bad, got it bad, got it bad, I'm hot for Klingon!"

http://pics.sillywalker.com/dancingkirk.gif

Montecore 07-15-2004 06:12 PM

In the out door
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
"I've got it bad, got it bad, got it bad, I'm hot for Klingon!"
Never mind, paigow. Nothing to see here. You can stay retired. You should go on a cruise. I've been doing the cruise ship circuit lately, and I love it! Nothing better than feasting on a passenger just back from the prime rib buffet.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 07-15-2004 06:15 PM

In the out door
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
"I've got it bad, got it bad, got it bad, I'm hot for Klingon!"

Make it stop. I just had a seizure.

Anne Elk 07-15-2004 06:23 PM

ESPYs
 
What's a girl to do? I spend so much time running around on the soccer field that I never know what to do with my hair. Any suggestions? I'm embarassed that my husband's hair looks better than mine.

http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/R...17152_2356.jpg

At least I look better than Andy:http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/R...18171_4292.jpg

But what the fuck happened to Billy Bob?http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/R...17983_8161.jpg

Alex_de_Large 07-15-2004 06:26 PM

ESPYs
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Anne Elk

But what the fuck happened to Billy Bob?http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/R...17983_8161.jpg
He looks like he's wearing a mask. That's fucking creepy.

greatwhitenorthchick 07-15-2004 06:28 PM

ESPYs
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
He looks like he's wearing a mask. That's fucking creepy.
Did his doctor go crazy with a botox needle? or is it a facelift? Inquiring minds.

In any event, I used to find him kind of sexy. NO LONGER. ugh.

tmdiva 07-15-2004 06:31 PM

ESPYs
 
Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Did his doctor go crazy with a botox needle? or is it a facelift? Inquiring minds.

In any event, I used to find him kind of sexy. NO LONGER. ugh.
No, no, no. It's Hair Club for Men! And it's in the wrong color.

tm

eta It's not that he hasn't had too much Botox, just that that's not the only thing that makes him look strange in that picture.

Anne Elk 07-15-2004 06:39 PM

ESPYs
 
Quote:

Originally posted by tmdiva
No, no, no. It's Hair Club for Men! And it's in the wrong color.

tm

eta It's not that he hasn't had too much Botox, just that that's not the only thing that makes him look strange in that picture.
I had to google. He looks sooo strange. Stranger than he did in his strange phase.
http://i.imdb.com/mptv1.gif From Cannes 2004. Lots of Botox, lots of pancake, and bad hair. There are other smarmy pictures of him at imdb.com should anyone else not be able to turn away from this car accident.

NotFromHere 07-15-2004 06:46 PM

ESPYs
 
Quote:

Originally posted by tmdiva
No, no, no. It's Hair Club for Men! And it's in the wrong color.

tm

eta It's not that he hasn't had too much Botox, just that that's not the only thing that makes him look strange in that picture.
Botox, too much pancake - at least the hair matches the eyebrows. And his lip color is the wrong shade. But ew. This is what happens when you're trolling for chicks. You lose your mind.

Replaced_Texan 07-15-2004 06:48 PM

ESPYs
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
He looks like he's wearing a mask. That's fucking creepy.
He looks like he's gained weight too. His face and neck are a lot fuller than they used to be.

NotFromHere 07-15-2004 06:52 PM

ESPYs
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
He looks like he's gained weight too. His face and neck are a lot fuller than they used to be.
You and tm are both right. Weight gain and hair club. And something with his eyebrows. Does the hair club "enhance" the eyebrows as well?

http://www.cosmopolis.ch/angelina21.jpg

NotFromHere 07-15-2004 06:55 PM

Kobe
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
So Kobe picked the extra $40 million rather than a fresh start. Shocking. He always struck me as selfless...
Well feigning an interest in the Clippers was part of negotiation, but also out of selfishness. That's why he asked to play a block of games at the Pond - because it's close to his Newport house.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 07-15-2004 06:55 PM

TdF
 
So, is tomorrow the day for Lance, with the first mountain-top finish? Or does he wait until Sat.?

And WTF is up with LeMond, who has now repeated his questions regarding Lance's use of drugs. (link ). Is he jealous that when people think of American cyclists it's no longer of LeMond?

Finally, I'm sick of Richard Virenque. He always claims stages when no one else cares (which is the way it goes), but for a former convicted drug user, why the honorifics? Particularly when he dicks another rider by blowing off a deal. Cheese-eater, indeed.

NotFromHere 07-15-2004 07:02 PM

TdF
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
So, is tomorrow the day for Lance, with the first mountain-top finish? Or does he wait until Sat.?

And WTF is up with LeMond, who has now repeated his questions regarding Lance's use of drugs. (link ). Is he jealous that when people think of American cyclists it's no longer of LeMond?

Finally, I'm sick of Richard Virenque. He always claims stages when no one else cares (which is the way it goes), but for a former convicted drug user, why the honorifics? Particularly when he dicks another rider by blowing off a deal. Cheese-eater, indeed.
Sounds like a preemptive strike, but Lance thinks someone's trying to plant drugs for inevitable discovery.

"Armstrong accuses French TV crew of spying
Cyclist worries about planted drugs, finishes 11th stage in pack."
Armstrong finished ninth in Thursday’s stage of the Tour de France and accused French reporters of trying to rummage through his hotel room in hopes of finding evidence of doping.

SlaveNoMore 07-15-2004 07:03 PM

Chuck D wants to know...
 
Quote:

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
And WTF is up with LeMond, who has now repeated his questions regarding Lance's use of drugs. (link ). Is he jealous that when people think of American cyclists it's no longer of LeMond?
Why does Lance get a free pass but Bonds is accused of cheating at least 3 times a day?

Alex_de_Large 07-15-2004 07:03 PM

TdF
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
So, is tomorrow the day for Lance, with the first mountain-top finish? Or does he wait until Sat.?

And WTF is up with LeMond, who has now repeated his questions regarding Lance's use of drugs. (link ). Is he jealous that when people think of American cyclists it's no longer of LeMond?

Finally, I'm sick of Richard Virenque. He always claims stages when no one else cares (which is the way it goes), but for a former convicted drug user, why the honorifics? Particularly when he dicks another rider by blowing off a deal. Cheese-eater, indeed.
I'm not sure thathe blew off Meryxx yesterday; he just ran out of steam.

As for whether tomorrow is the day he attacks, I think that will have a lot to do with how he feels and how the others fare. Either way, it will be exciting...

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 07-15-2004 07:07 PM

Chuck D wants to know...
 
Quote:

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Why does Lance get a free pass but Bonds is accused of cheating at least 3 times a day?
Has Bonds every passed a public drug test?

Alex_de_Large 07-15-2004 07:15 PM

Chuck D wants to know...
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Has Bonds every passed a public drug test?
I'm not sure, whereas Lance et al get tested daily.

Pretty Little Flower 07-15-2004 07:15 PM

TdF
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
I'm not sure thathe blew off Meryxx yesterday; he just ran out of steam.

As for whether tomorrow is the day he attacks, I think that will have a lot to do with how he feels and how the others fare. Either way, it will be exciting...
Merckx is being a pussy. I think they may, as he claims (http://www.cyclingnews.com/news.php?...ul04/jul15news), have had a deal where Virenque would win the mountain points and they would help each other to the finish, but Merckx cracked on the Cat 1 climb. You can only work with a rider who is going at least approximately the same pace as you. Merckx looked like he lost it, and eventually even got dropped by the Peloton. What if Merckx got off his bike and started walking - was Virenque obligated to do the same?

Lance said he things the climbs tomorrow are overrated, so I think he would prefer to wait, but if Mayo attacks (as he says he will) and starts gaining time, it may not be his decision to make.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 07-15-2004 07:16 PM

Chuck D wants to know...
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Has Bonds every passed a public drug test?
Did Lance put on 40 lbs of muscle before this year's Tour?

Is there a theory out there that Lance's cancer actually physically made him a better cyclist by breaking him down and enabling him to build back up cycling-specific muscles? So his regrown muscles are more specialized than everyone else?


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