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barely_legal 05-10-2005 05:14 PM
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Ok, it is ON!! You are going down faster than me on a first date!
Awesome. That means while I'm sitting on you, we can kill two birds with one stone.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 05-10-2005 05:14 PM
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Originally posted by barely_legal
No you stupid bitch, I want to be Miss Congeniality!
I vote NFH for Most Original.

Gattigap 05-10-2005 05:15 PM
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
And yet they put wife beaters and rapists in jail.
Yet their telling you that you can't be their friend no more if you happen to work for the defense bar is akin to kicking congregants out of the church if they don't vote for Bush.

Pointing out that the church does fine things in other areas is OK, but it does not erase the reality that their position here is pretty fucking stupid.

andViolins 05-10-2005 05:15 PM
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I think every year in May, we should have board superlatives. I've already snagged the honors as Dumbest Poster, but there are quite a few awards still available: Most Popular, Hottest, Most Likely to Succeed, Best Dressed, Most Improved Poster, etc. The festivities would be capped by the crowning of the FB King and Queen, who would win an exciting weekend for 2 anywhere I can install a camera so the rest of us could watch on streaming video.

I nominate sebby for Best Dressed. Any guy that can wear Easter egg colored pants automatically gets my vote.
I nominate NFH for Miss Demeanor.

HA!

I slay me.

aV

ThurgreedMarshall 05-10-2005 05:16 PM
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
And yet they put wife beaters and rapists in jail.
Will they stop talking to you if you raped a wife-beater?

TM

greatwhitenorthchick 05-10-2005 05:16 PM
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Originally posted by barely_legal
Awesome. That means while I'm sitting on you, we can kill two birds with one stone.
Of course. But we have to make out first. I'm old-fashioned.

ThurgreedMarshall 05-10-2005 05:18 PM
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
You are not exaclty an M and M.
Maybe not plain, but certainly peanut.

TM

ABBAKiss 05-10-2005 05:22 PM
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Maybe not plain, but certainly peanut.

TM
I tried the dark chocolate Darth Vader M&Ms and I loved them. I may get really fat now.

Flinty_McFlint 05-10-2005 05:24 PM
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
1) Maybe this went down the week Tori Spelling got married, but I never got the monkey. Considering that I am not amused by that particular schtick(prob bc I don't know the genesis), he is sort of precluded from being a board hottie. ALso bc I doubt he is a pretty lady.

2) no 2.
Ok, let me explain. The beauty of this here internet is that you can be whatever you want on the internet. Some choose to be elvish warlords, some choose to be pretty ladies, some choose to be 6' 11" with massive penii, some choose to be monkeys, and some choose to be neurotic spinsters. If you must know, I am not actually a monkey, nor a pretty lady. But I am good natured and tiddy.

robustpuppy 05-10-2005 05:25 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Maybe not plain, but certainly peanut.

TM
She's salty and sweet?

Flinty_McFlint 05-10-2005 05:28 PM
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Doesn't Flinty have a thing for ncs?

For the record, I am an ncs fan and would agree that she is a pretty lady.
I'm not really into older women anyway. But she is nice.

ABBAKiss 05-10-2005 05:30 PM
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
But I am good natured and tiddy.
Do you have shinny legs?

Flinty_McFlint 05-10-2005 05:31 PM
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Will they stop talking to you if you raped a wife-beater?

TM
Or beat a rapist's wife? Does that work too?

dtb 05-10-2005 05:33 PM
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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
I'd hit it.
Me too. In fact, I have.

Flinty_McFlint 05-10-2005 05:34 PM
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Do you have shinny legs?
No, I left a treasure trail for fun.

dtb 05-10-2005 05:36 PM
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
And yet they put wife beaters and rapists in jail.
How do they do that if they're not cops? Citizens' arrests?

barely_legal 05-10-2005 05:37 PM
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
She's salty and sweet?
I'm sure he means that I have a hard, brittle exterior but if you can crack that colorful veneer, I'm really soft and sweet and fucking nuts on the inside.

And I melt in gwnc's mouth, not in her hand.

Mister_Ruysbroeck 05-10-2005 05:39 PM
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I tried the dark chocolate Darth Vader M&Ms and I loved them. I may get really fat now.
What about your sex weight?

See, this is what happens. People get all fit and shit when they're on the market and once they find someone (hi Mr. Commando!), they let their bodies go to hell.

Mister_Ruysbroeck 05-10-2005 05:41 PM
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Originally posted by dtb
Me too. In fact, I have.
What

dtb 05-10-2005 05:41 PM
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Originally posted by Not Bob
Well done.

Who was it that called the FB (well, the FB at the other place, technically) an "ego-stroking circle jerk" anyway?
Yeah, but I think the person meant cluster fuck.

robustpuppy 05-10-2005 05:42 PM
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Originally posted by barely_legal
I'm sure he means that I have a hard, brittle exterior but if you can crack that colorful veneer, I'm really soft and sweet and fucking nuts on the inside.

And I melt in gwnc's mouth, not in her hand.
You've really come out of your shell (HA!) you cyber-titillator, you.

robustpuppy 05-10-2005 05:43 PM
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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
What about your sex weight?

See, this is what happens. People get all fit and shit when they're on the market and once they find someone (hi Mr. Commando!), they let their bodies go to hell.
Talk about a broad generalization (HA!) based on personal experience.

barely_legal 05-10-2005 05:44 PM
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
You've really come out of your shell (HA!) you cyber-titillator, you.
Now that you're knocked up, NCS is hot but not attainable due to Mr. Man being studly, and Abba is considering monogamy with Commando Boy (and potentially ballooning up from M&M consumption), the board needs a new siren. I'm too bitchy and frigid to really pull it off, but our only other option is Flinty.

Flinty_McFlint 05-10-2005 05:45 PM
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Flinty for Best Hair.
Thanks, you are so sweet. I know exactly what I'm going to wear.

http://www.adamsoffox.com/graphics/monkeyinadress.jpg

notcasesensitive 05-10-2005 05:45 PM
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Originally posted by barely_legal
Now that you're knocked up, NCS is hot but not attainable due to Mr. Man being studly, and Abba is considering monogamy with Commando Boy (and potentially ballooning up from M&M consumption), the board needs a new siren. I'm too bitchy and frigid to really pull it off, but our only other option is Flinty.
Is gwnc too busy being Canadian?

Flinty_McFlint 05-10-2005 05:47 PM
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Originally posted by barely_legal
Now that you're knocked up, NCS is hot but not attainable due to Mr. Man being studly, and Abba is considering monogamy with Commando Boy (and potentially ballooning up from M&M consumption), the board needs a new siren. I'm too bitchy and frigid to really pull it off, but our only other option is Flinty.
Don't be so hard on yourself. Leave that to ABBA. And film it.

Replaced_Texan 05-10-2005 05:48 PM
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Originally posted by dtb
How do they do that if they're not cops? Citizens' arrests?
I seriously contemplated making a citizens' arrest today. Had something to do with non-use of turn signal.

robustpuppy 05-10-2005 05:48 PM
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Is gwnc too busy being Canadian?
Pay attention. barely is going to wrestle gwnc for the title. If it weren't now an issue of physical strength or cunning, gwnc's canadianism might have clinched it for her, since Canadians are so nice, and tasty like maple syrup.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 05-10-2005 05:48 PM
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Is gwnc too busy being Canadian?
no, being most slutiest.

Replaced_Texan 05-10-2005 05:50 PM
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Originally posted by barely_legal
Now that you're knocked up, NCS is hot but not attainable due to Mr. Man being studly, and Abba is considering monogamy with Commando Boy (and potentially ballooning up from M&M consumption), the board needs a new siren. I'm too bitchy and frigid to really pull it off, but our only other option is Flinty.
*sniff* *deepsigh* 'sok. I could never pull it off...

bold_n_brazen 05-10-2005 05:50 PM
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Originally posted by barely_legal
Now that you're knocked up, NCS is hot but not attainable due to Mr. Man being studly, and Abba is considering monogamy with Commando Boy (and potentially ballooning up from M&M consumption), the board needs a new siren. I'm too bitchy and frigid to really pull it off, but our only other option is Flinty.
I would be wounded, but I think motherhood exempts me from siren status.

barely_legal 05-10-2005 05:50 PM
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Pay attention. barely is going to wrestle gwnc for the title.
Nah, I don't want to be most Canadian. I don't like beer enough. And I prefer Krispy Kreme to Tim Hortons (or whatever the hell that chain is)

robustpuppy 05-10-2005 05:51 PM
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I would be wounded, but I think motherhood exempts me from siren status.
It does? Damn, there's so much I failed to consider whilst man-trapping.

dtb 05-10-2005 05:51 PM
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
no, being most slutiest.
If I can't have most slutiest, can I take most easily amused?

Brad Pitt 05-10-2005 05:51 PM
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Ok, let me explain. The beauty of this here internet is that you can be whatever you want on the internet. Some choose to be elvish warlords, some choose to be pretty ladies, some choose to be 6' 11" with massive penii, some choose to be monkeys, and some choose to be neurotic spinsters. If you must know, I am not actually a monkey, nor a pretty lady. But I am good natured and tiddy.
Well, I actually am Brad Pitt.

barely_legal 05-10-2005 05:52 PM
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
*sniff* *deepsigh* 'sok. I could never pull it off...
You can't be board siren b/c you are too smart to fuck anybody from this crazy-ass board. Sirens can't have standards.

greatwhitenorthchick 05-10-2005 05:52 PM
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
no, being most slutiest.
Burger makes a good case.

But I'm honored I am even in the running for board siren (thanks ncs).

And what about b n' b? Maybe she can join in the wrestling fun.

Replaced_Texan 05-10-2005 05:53 PM
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
It does? Damn, there's so much I failed to consider whilst man-trapping.
You know, we should write a book on such things and sell it (through the lawtalkers link) on Amazon. Surely there are other spinsters out there thinking about man-trapping, but they don't know how to go about doing it.

We could keep the site going for years from the proceeds.

Have any of the FB men been mantrapped? They could tell their side of the story.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 05-10-2005 05:54 PM
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Originally posted by dtb
Me too. In fact, I have.
There are days when I wonder why I bother to check in here.

Not today.

robustpuppy 05-10-2005 05:56 PM
Fucking MS Word
 
Does anybody know how to fix the following problem?

You want to send a Word document to someone via email, but you make the stupid mistake of going to the file menu and clicking on send, rather than going into outlook and inserting the file as an attachment. As a result, Word turns the document into the body of an email -- meaning when you open the document, you get all the email address headers and whatnot.

How do you get it back to a regular document, absent hitting select-all and copying all the text into a new word document? If I do that I will lose formatting and lots of other necessary shit.

I freaking hate bill gates.


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