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Hey, Dad or LessinSF, I am quite bored. Sitting on the balcony all day with Salami and Whiff is getting tiresome. How about some more childhood tales? Maybe your first illegal fireworks experience?

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clearly paigow

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My girlfriend at the time the cats were born.

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But you're signle, now? Right?

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Dear Dad:

I am afraid I have some news. I am excited about this, as are Porkchop and Sam, but I am a little worried about how you might take this.

You know the time that you invited Slave over to take digital photos of the Deer? Well, you remember when he stepped out to "buy some more Apples since the Deer ate them all and won't partake in the Apricots"? Well, he didn't really go to WaWas, He went to the balcony. I was up there. PC and Sam were out taunting the Buck. Anyway, one thing led to another and, yada, yada, yada, you are going to be a Grampa.

Now, I know the thought of having like ten cats in the house in daunting. But lets get some perspective. Its not like you have a litterbox to dig poops out of. We go outside. And you have tons of space in the backyard that is in the front yard. And, most imporantly PC and Sam have been very bored on the balcony of late. They are getting very cranky. Like LessinSF cranky and need some new blood. They cannot wait to be uncles. This way, you don't have to worry about us so much. You can spend more time with the Kids and the Dummies and Idiots collections.

Oh, and we got an ultrasound! Here is one of our children:

http://www.lawtalkers.com/forums/ava...ine=1118426334

Really takes after his dad. Pretty darn cute, huh? He is kinda big and narcissistic and hogged all the lens capacity. We are thinking of naming him WaWa NoMore Spanky. What do you think? Shit or not? Either way, it beats Squishy.

Oh, and one more thing. Bring back the moist cat food. This dried out shit sucks.

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Bzzzzt. Wrong. I am Spittles, ne Squishy. Collect your turtlewax on your way out and don't let the hostess smack you on the ass.

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Funny you should ask. You see, Spanky and I were 14. We took CalTrain to the City and found our way to Chinatown. After purchasing a brick of firecrackers and bottle rockets each from some kid, we were walking back to the train station when a skank-ass woman asked us if we wanted a "date." Until you brought it up, though, I had not remembered how uncannily she resembled you. No wonder I've had nightmares for years. <shudder.>

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So you wanted to fuck her too?

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Hi less, do you miss me yet?

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When is less gonna get his bitch, MR, to relent on the no socking so you can come back and portray some of my kittens?

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whiff

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Actually he must miss me, because he referenced me in a post on the FB. Validation. Indeed. He still wants me.

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I can relate.

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Believe it or not this is a true story. The only part I can't attest to is the fact that the prostitute resembles Fringey. Although I do remember the prostitute, I have never met Fringey.

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God help you, I think you mean Paigow. Duck.

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Were you fore or aft?

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I don't sock. it's not even a retirement issue -- it's just a general thing.

Oh wait, I was God for a bit.

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Rumor had it that you were also Fenwick.

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Possibly. I don't recall. That may have just been a cherished dream of yours . . .

In any event, I sock only rarely.

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Fair point. Maybe I should have used a "cf." cite in my original post, but I had been misinformed that jokes requiring knowledge of the Blue Book are not funny and make the corp group feel inferior, and I'm not about that.

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Yes, maybe. Speaking of corp group, tell Less I said hi!, if you should see him. LIterally or figuratively.

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Dear paigow,

Not too much happening on the FB right now, so I thought I'd update you on some of the other boards.

Your friend,

Shape Shifter

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I think this is cool. Maybe we should change the name of the thread to the highlights page. Anything on the other pages worth posting can be posted here.

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You want the SF/SV board to become the Reader's Digest thread?

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The Idiot's Guide to Lawtalkers.

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Better title, but this approach might require more stick-figure explanatory art from MR than he'd be willing to do (or we'd be willing to view).

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Other than posting on the FB to retain my current cleverly contrived thread title naming crown, I may make this board my new home. I will confer with Paigow and Shifter and let y'all know.

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Quote:

Originally posted by andViolins It struck me while reading HBP that ADD (I just can't get used to referring to Dumbledore as DD - I don't know why. I'm trying to compromise) seemed a lot less "SUPERWIZARD" in this book. Not just after he drank the poison. Starting with his destroyed hand, he just seemed to be not as great and all-mighty as JKR had made him out to be in the first five books. I know that she tried to cover it by discussing his advanced age, etc., but it just seemed to occur extraordinarily quickly. He was a goner from the very start. This was the only wizard that Voldemort was ever afriad of - who battled him in OotP, who took on the ministry and the Aurors, etc., etc. and he just seemed old and tired. Perhaps as was stated in the link (all the theories and spoilers) he was aware of what ultimately was going to happen to him and didn't have his heart in the fight any longer. aV

edited by RT who has read the book and was not harmed by irresponsible posting.

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SPOILER SPACE PLEASE!!!!!!!

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thanks that was interesting and informative.

So, there are these men outside my window. They are making a lot of noise. They are not eating Apples bc there are no Apple Trees here. They are hammering and sawing and pounding and Chicken Sausage is getting curious. He wants to see what is going on but he is afraid of the Foreman who is eyeing him suspiciously. Also the smell of burnt iron is not Enjoyable.

Why are youa Savant?

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MENSA-qualified. I can no longer be dumbest. Numbers don't lie.

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Get your own board, Oh, and I already invented that.

So did you and LessinSF do anything fun this weekend?? I saw perhaps the funniest comic I have seen live. Greg Behrendt. Sidesplitting hilarity

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Did you watch the season premier of Battlestar Galactica?

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Int that show from the seventies? gave rise to many players aon battle of the network allstars.

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