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Penske_Account 08-11-2005 01:21 PM
Top of the Heap!
 
Quote:
Originally posted by pony_trekker
Ummm, that's OK, because I was going to say that's impossible because I only fuck [Hank's] momma in the ass.
.

What size board do you tie to your ass to prevent falling in?

Penske_Account 08-11-2005 01:23 PM
SportsGuy
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Right. I have visceral dislike for Julia Roberts (not so much in her movies, but if I see an interview with her, I would switch it). I don't really know why. Don't know if she rises to bile-spitting though - I am having a hard time thinking of anyone who would make me spit bile - I guess there are some smarmy news anchors and Katie Couric that bug the hell out of me.

http://www.strangepolitics.com/images/content/819.jpg

No offence.

mmm3587 08-11-2005 01:30 PM
ACL questions
 
It's looking like there is a Motel 6-style place somewhere about 4 miles north or south of downtown in my near future.

ThurgreedMarshall 08-11-2005 01:31 PM
SportsGuy
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
He also hearts Mira Sorvino
I read this as Mena Suvari and I almost freaked out because she is so fucking hideous. And aside from the line from American Beauty* she has contributed roughly nathan to every movie she's appeared in.

Mira Sorvino was attractive for like 18 minutes. And now that her career seems over, does anyone miss her?

TM

* You love him. You only want to have like a thousand of his babies.

robustpuppy 08-11-2005 01:33 PM
ACL questions
 
Quote:
Originally posted by mmm3587
It's looking like there is a Motel 6-style place somewhere about 4 miles north or south of downtown in my near future.
Based on my only experience with a Motel 6 (it was the last room available in Salt Lake City), I would advise you to bring your own pillow.

NotFromHere 08-11-2005 01:40 PM
SportsGuy
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
I feel you. Julie Roberts during an interview is unbearable; in movies she's tolerable.

Katie Couric, Matt Lauer, Ann Curry, Julie Chen, and Diane Sawyer bug the hell out of me.
Worse is watching Kim Basinger in an interview. She's dumb and she's a nervous wreck. Ever watch someone just twitch all the time?

mmm3587 08-11-2005 01:40 PM
ACL questions
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Based on my only experience with a Motel 6 (it was the last room available in Salt Lake City), I would advise you to bring your own pillow.
Ooh, Courtyard by Marriott! $80 a night.

notcasesensitive 08-11-2005 01:41 PM
SportsGuy
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I read this as Mena Suvari and I almost freaked out because she is so fucking hideous. And aside from the line from American Beauty* she has contributed roughly nathan to every movie she's appeared in.

Mira Sorvino was attractive for like 18 minutes. And now that her career seems over, does anyone miss her?

TM

* You love him. You only want to have like a thousand of his babies.
He does not heart Mena Suvari. Or any other blond woman with a large forehead for the rest of her face. He's a foreheadist fuck (made all the odder by the fact he has a rather, well, large forehead - self-loather?).

Mr Man misses her. <sniff>

Not Bob 08-11-2005 01:48 PM
SportsGuy
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Penske_Account
http://www.strangepolitics.com/images/content/819.jpg

No offence.
Exactly. I heart Katie (though not quite as much as Ashley Judd) (who still hasn't appeared in any of my dreams to play naked Twister, btw).

str8outavannuys 08-11-2005 01:50 PM
SportsGuy
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I'd do Eric over Julia. No comparison. Although he has not aged all that well.
To continue the recent fad of quoting Lyle Lovett:

Way down yonder on the bayou
There lives a little girl-o
Skin so pale
Six feet high
Skinny as a rail
Just one eye

She's the one-eyed Fiona
She's the one-eyed Fiona
She's the one-eyed Fiona
She's the one-eyed Fiona

Her daddy gone to heaven
Her mama won't like you
Her brother he's crazy
He just might bite you
Her sister she's pretty
But she just won't do

She's the one-eyed Fiona.

Shape Shifter 08-11-2005 01:50 PM
ACL questions
 
Quote:
Originally posted by mmm3587
Ooh, Courtyard by Marriott! $80 a night.
The South or Central locations would be reasonably convenient. The Arboretum one would be something of a haul.

Penske_Account 08-11-2005 01:50 PM
SportsGuy
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
Exactly. I heart Katie (though not quite as much as Ashley Judd) (who still hasn't appeared in any of my dreams to play naked Twister, btw).

Uhm. That was some kind of Whiff! Paigs, can I get a ruling?

Penske_Account 08-11-2005 01:52 PM
ACL questions
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
The South or Central locations would be reasonably convenient. The Arboretum one would be something of a haul.
Are there are any cozy B&Bs in the area for him? Iykwimaittydoinimmaiwe.

Shape Shifter 08-11-2005 01:56 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Penske_Account
Are there are any cozy B&Bs in the area for him? Iykwimaittydoinimmaiwe.
I don't think she's going.

Not Bob 08-11-2005 02:02 PM
SportsGuy
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Penske_Account
Uhm. That was some kind of Whiff! Paigs, can I get a ruling?
Whatever, kilt boy. You don't like her; I do. I also like the picture.

NotFromHere 08-11-2005 02:04 PM
ACL questions
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Penske_Account
Are there are any cozy B&Bs in the area for him? Iykwimaittydoinimmaiwe.
HEY. You promised to take me to the Seahawk game that weekend you cheating bastard. What the hell?

ThurgreedMarshall 08-11-2005 02:05 PM
SportsGuy
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
Exactly. I heart Katie (though not quite as much as Ashley Judd) (who still hasn't appeared in any of my dreams to play naked Twister, btw).
Katie Couric should be shot through the neck with a nail gun and left to die on camera.

And this post just confirms your horrible taste. From Linda Cohen to Katie Couric? I bet if Bill Walton, Larry Merchant, Stuart Scott, Linda Cohen, Katie Couric and Andrew Shue were the hosts of a Carnival Cruise, you'd have signed up a long time ago.

TM

Shape Shifter 08-11-2005 02:11 PM
ACL questions
 
Quote:
Originally posted by mmm3587
Ooh, Courtyard by Marriott! $80 a night.
P.S. Are you bringing your crazy girlfriend?

notcasesensitive 08-11-2005 02:13 PM
ACL questions
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
HEY. You promised to take me to the Seahawk game that weekend you cheating bastard. What the hell?
In a really really unfortunate coincidence, ACL is the weekend of the Giants-Chargers game in San Diego and the only other weekend that I have plans this fall (a friend's wedding in Cabo) is the weekend of the Giants-SF game in SF. I had plans with a friend here who is also a Giants fan to go to both of those games and now I can go to neither. Sounds like a trip to NY is in my future at some point during football season.

NotFromHere 08-11-2005 02:16 PM
ACL questions
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
In a really really unfortunate coincidence, ACL is the weekend of the Giants-Chargers game in San Diego and the only other weekend that I have plans this fall (a friend's wedding in Cabo) is the weekend of the Giants-SF game in SF. I had plans with a friend here who is also a Giants fan to go to both of those games and now I can go to neither. Sounds like a trip to NY is in my future at some point during football season.
Meh. Candlestick is a hole. Or Monsterstick, whatever they are calling it now.

A 40 year old rusty hole in the armpit of California. The seats are shit, most of them have poles in front of you and it's fucking cold and windy. You would have hated it, except for the fact that the Niners would lose. And the traffic. Don't even.

Flinty_McFlint 08-11-2005 02:16 PM
ACL questions
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
In a really really unfortunate coincidence, ACL is the weekend of the Giants-Chargers game in San Diego and the only other weekend that I have plans this fall (a friend's wedding in Cabo) is the weekend of the Giants-SF game in SF. I had plans with a friend here who is also a Giants fan to go to both of those games and now I can go to neither. Sounds like a trip to NY is in my future at some point during football season.
The lump of coal where my heart should be laughs at your misfortune, Miss Pretty Popular.

NotFromHere 08-11-2005 02:18 PM
Terrell Owens
 
Can someone please tell me what TO did to get himself kicked out of camp and why no one is talking about it?

2nd question - what the hell is wrong with that man? Will he never be happy anywhere?

Flinty_McFlint 08-11-2005 02:18 PM
ACL questions
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
Meh. Candlestick is a hole. Or Monsterstick, whatever they are calling it now.

A 40 year old rusty hole in the armpit of California.
I think NFH has a new nickname.

paigowprincess 08-11-2005 02:20 PM
Fuck you my Flair Friend
 
I have an endless loop of "Knock THree Times on the Ceiling if you want me" going through my head.

notcasesensitive 08-11-2005 02:21 PM
Fuck you my Flair Friend
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
I have an endless loop of "Knock THree Times on the Ceiling if you want me" going through my head.
So they played it? Rock on.

paigowprincess 08-11-2005 02:22 PM
ACL questions
 
Quote:
Originally posted by mmm3587
What area of Austin should I stay in? Why isn't Zilker Park on any maps and where can I find a map of Austin with it on there? Do I need to rent a car to get around or will we be ok with shuttles/cabs from airport to hotel and hotel to Zilker Park, with some walking if necessary? Even though it's Austin, it's still Texas, so is it an incredibly bad idea to smoke some joints?
Sweet! Can I bedshit with your nutty girlfriend?

bold_n_brazen 08-11-2005 02:25 PM
Terrell Owens
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
Can someone please tell me what TO did to get himself kicked out of camp and why no one is talking about it?

2nd question - what the hell is wrong with that man? Will he never be happy anywhere?
Rumor is he and Andy Reid got into it after TO claimed to be too injured to practice and then was seen running routes at full speed with an assistant trainer. Word out of Eagles training camp is that TO let the f-word fly in Reid's general direction.

I hope the Eagles refuse to trade him and then sit him down for the whole season. Don't even let him dress for the games. That would be a thing of beauty. It's actually sad, because TO was truly beloved by Eagles fans at the end of last season, and now I'm pretty solidly certain that he's reviled.

paigowprincess 08-11-2005 02:27 PM
SportsGuy
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Q: In your "Midseason Form" column, you write about how your wife hates Mariah Carey and that most women do. Try this: Tell your wife that you find Jennifer Love Hewitt attractive and you enjoy her acting. You may even be able to squeeze a whole column out of her reaction and the pure bile that women spit when hearing her name. Ask any sisters, sisters-in-law, other female friends; they all hate her universally, and it is unexplainable.
--Jack, Cleveland

SG: Just for the record, I tried this with the Sports Gal this week ... she reacted like George Brett in the Pine Tar Game. Highest of high comedy. Somebody needs to film the pilot, "Everybody Hates Jennifer."

____________

Is this true? If so, why?

TM
Hate her. She is a butterface who has milked her role as that sickly sweet Bailey girlfriend on Po5 about ten years too long.

Not Bob 08-11-2005 02:27 PM
TM: He's as cool as the other side of the pillow.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
And this post just confirms your horrible taste. From Linda Cohen to Katie Couric? I bet if Bill Walton, Larry Merchant, Stuart Scott, Linda Cohen, Katie Couric and Andrew Shue were the hosts of a Carnival Cruise, you'd have signed up a long time ago.
It was Elisabeth Shue, and we had a wonderful time.

notcasesensitive 08-11-2005 02:29 PM
TM: He's as cool as the other side of the pillow.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
It was Elisabeth Shue, and we had a wonderful time.
Also on Mr Man's crush list.

paigowprincess 08-11-2005 02:30 PM
SportsGuy
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I would think that the most reaction Jennifer Love Hewitt would inspire among most women is indifference. I don't know anyone who hates her. Although I can't remember ever discussing the subject.
Actually, we should probably just ask Spanky. HE seems to know the feelings and opinions of woman really well.

spookyfish 08-11-2005 02:32 PM
Terrell Owens
 
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I hope the Eagles refuse to trade him and then sit him down for the whole season. Don't even let him dress for the games. That would be a thing of beauty. It's actually sad, because TO was truly beloved by Eagles fans at the end of last season, and now I'm pretty solidly certain that he's reviled.
So, giving up on the idea of a repeat trip to the Superbowl, are you?

NotFromHere 08-11-2005 02:32 PM
ACL questions
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
In a really really unfortunate coincidence, ACL is the weekend of the Giants-Chargers game in San Diego and the only other weekend that I have plans this fall (a friend's wedding in Cabo) is the weekend of the Giants-SF game in SF. I had plans with a friend here who is also a Giants fan to go to both of those games and now I can go to neither. Sounds like a trip to NY is in my future at some point during football season.
Or you could go to Tempe. Another shithole of a football stadium. Now I know why the SunDevil is the mascot there. You feel like you're in hell. No amount of beer helps.

Just don't wear your colors. Trust me on this.

paigowprincess 08-11-2005 02:33 PM
SportsGuy
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Penske_Account
Julia Roberts is not attractive but her acting is probably not considered universally awful.
Why the Julia hate? She has a wonderful smile. SHe is a homewrecking piece of shit though. Much like Britney and JHo.

spookyfish 08-11-2005 02:33 PM
ACL questions
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
Sweet! Can I bedshit with your nutty girlfriend?
I'm not sure I want to see the words "bedshit" and "nutty" in the same sentence.

bold_n_brazen 08-11-2005 02:35 PM
Terrell Owens
 
Quote:
Originally posted by spookyfish
So, giving up on the idea of a repeat trip to the Superbowl, are you?
What makes you think this?

Besides, if the Eagles make the Superbowl, won't I have a chance to have a beer with Hank?

Shape Shifter 08-11-2005 02:36 PM
Terrell Owens
 
Quote:
Originally posted by spookyfish
So, giving up on the idea of a repeat trip to the Superbowl, are you?
No way they're going to the Superbowl. Too much discord in camp. They're looking at a .500 season.

paigowprincess 08-11-2005 02:36 PM
SportsGuy
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Mr Man hearts JLH. I don't think he finds her acting to be inspiring, however. I have no strong feelings about the woman. Other than those are some large natural breasts for such a small frame. And she annoyed me towards the end of Party of Five (but maybe her character was supposed to irritate me? if so, that was some fine acting!).

He also hearts Mira Sorvino and Sandra Bullock. I think his tastes are maybe a bit unconventional (he's all about the-girl-next-door thing), but then so are mine, I guess. Paul Rudd (until I found out he's a shorty, sigh), George Clooney and Vince Vaughn (when not porked out) are really the only Hollywood types who do anything for me.
What?!?! We prefer Vince Vaughn to BEnecio Del Toro in the Sexy Tall Puffy guy category?

I love BIll Pullman. Especially when he acts like a tiger.

NotFromHere 08-11-2005 02:37 PM
ACL questions
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I think NFH has a new nickname.
Why the hate, monkey?

bold_n_brazen 08-11-2005 02:38 PM
Terrell Owens
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
No way they're going to the Superbowl. Too much discord in camp. They're looking at a .500 season.
I'm not willing to make a bet on the Superbowl at this point. But I am willing to bet that they have a better than .500 season. Even if the offense is in shambles, they still have the best defense in the NFC.

eta: And everyone knows, defense wins football games.


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