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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Replace "packaged" with "ugly", and you've decribed Julia Roberts, today's biggest female star...

I totally agree. They are the same. And Oprah kisses their asses equally.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

06-07-2005 03:16 PM

Spirit-Girl

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I think Tom Cruise is hot. I've had a major crush on him ever since Risky Business. I'd fuck him. On a train even.

And he could fuck you standing up without using the stairs.

paigowprincess

06-07-2005 03:17 PM

Today's gossip

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Katie Holmes does not deny being engaged to midget-boy.

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/ap/mtv13...24.hmedium.jpg
I hate Tom Cruise.

Holmes says...“I'm so happy. I mean I … I'm thrilled,” she said. “I'm so in love with Tom and that's all that I care about. He's just the most amazing man in the whole world.”

I am the luckiest woman in the whole world. That’s how I feel. When I saw him I was, like, ‘Tom, where’s the door?’ Oh, God, you know? I was excited, sure. I’m going to come. When Tom calls for me, I’m coming.”

THis is hte most reCOCKulous publicity stunt ever. It completley confirms his gayness. Please make it go away. And what happened to her tits?

ltl/fb

06-07-2005 03:17 PM

Spirit-Girl

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I am hurting for material, but that's not a rant. I just think it's funny that people act like Tom Cruise is undesirable when he is objectively good looking, has wealth beyond what any of us could possibly understand and is the biggest star in the world.

He has a good life. Even if she just wants to seal her future, she's no dummy.

TM

Untold amounts of money and really cute, but personality of a wackadoo. Yeah, that's a tradeoff I'm going to make. I don't particularly respect people who are in a serious relationship with someone almost exclusively because that someone looks hot and/or has a lot of money. Those seem to be the reasons you think someone would be in a serious relationship with Tom. You are only reinforcing my feelings.

I guess I can see someone dating him for professional gain -- using him for his contacts. That seems sleazy, too.

ETA I think Katie Holmes is probably over being star struck. If she isn't, there's another reason not to really think she's great.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

06-07-2005 03:21 PM

Spirit-Girl

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall

eta: In response to Coltrane, he is no longer mentioned with Pitt (or Clooney, although, I think he's fading) as the sexiest man alive, but you're crazy if you don't think most women would be falling all over themselves to spend a few minutes with him. People are star struck, pure and simple.

People would fall over themselves to spend a few minutes with Pauly Shore. That doesn't make the Weasel sexually desirable; it just means that the public is a bunch of star fuckers.

ThurgreedMarshall

06-07-2005 03:21 PM

Spirit-Girl

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Replace "packaged" with "ugly", and you've decribed Julia Roberts, today's biggest female star...

She's running on fumes. But as long as Renee Zelwegger can get roles, I guess she'll be high on the list.

TM

notcasesensitive

06-07-2005 03:23 PM

Stuff. Lots and lots of Stuff.

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Originally posted by Not Bob
Bastards didn't leave you much, eh?

Kidding. Thanks to the satellite radio, I have no CDs in my car changer. Mrs. Not Bob has the new Gwen Stefani CD in hers, and -- as much as it pains me to admit, because I dig Gwen and No Doubt -- if I never hear "Hollaback Girl" again, it will be too soon.

The home changer has Paul Simon's Still Crazy After All These Years, Shawn Colvin's A Few Small Repairs, If You Lived Here You'd Be Home By Now by the Nields, and a Nat King Cole greatest hits type disc.

Which one is Hollaback Girl? Is that the one that steals lines from (of all things) Fiddler On The Roof? Cuz I find that song (the "If I Was A Rich Girl" one) so fucking annoying. Please, NotBob, say you hate that one too.

I remember women thinking Tom Cruise was hot during the Risky Business through Top Gun era. Not much beyond that however. I thought it was the combination of (a) bunches of the same movie with the same boring plot over and over again (aka Top Gun But With Cars; Top Gun But With Pool; Top Gun But With Cocktails) and (b) because Mimi Rogers spilled that he doesn't really like the sex thing* so much. Hard to think of him as a sex symbol after that.

And finally, in my car stereo right now (I'm sure you are all fascinated) - The Pixies, Doolittle. I had Muse, Absolution and then Weezer, whatever the name of the new album is, on rotation until I had to take them into the house for Mr Man's benefit. I haven't bought the new Gorillaz, but I am intrigued. My recollection of the first album was that it was about half good, half unlistenable. I hope they have improved that ratio.

Ironweed, I'm not sure what the "roo woo koo koo" song is, but I now have Bob and Doug McKenzie's Great White North in my head.

nc(keeping the post count down)s

*with her, which some might generalize to most "hers" (nttawwt)

robustpuppy

06-07-2005 03:24 PM

Spirit-Girl

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
She's running on fumes. But as long as Renee Zelwegger can get roles, I guess she'll be high on the list.

TM

Renee is a perfect example of the randomness of celebrity. If you were a beautiful, talented actress who couldn't get a career-making role, wouldn't it just fucking kill you to see her get cast in movie after movie and win awards for it? At least Julia Roberts has (or had) something that can only be nauseatingly described as a "star quality" or "screen presence."

paigowprincess

06-07-2005 03:26 PM

Spirit-Girl

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Originally posted by Not Bob
One of the many unique things about Scientology is their hatred of psychiatrists and the use of drugs for treatment of mental illnesses. He's just being a good practitioner of his faith.

Tom Cruise allegedly talked Ms. Holmes out of playing Edie Sedgwick in Factory Girl. Which would have been her first lead role in a serious (not teen) flick that has cult interest in it. Why? Bc Ms Sedgwick was on a whole lotta drugs and in and out of metnal institutions.
OK, its one thing to be judgmental (this borders on sunnyesque), another to squash a good career opportunity for your so called beloved, but this is just illogical. Sedgwick dies of an OD. Doesnt that sort of support the Scientology perspective?

Oh, and he is not hot. He lost me at the short/hairless/tightywhity dance to Bob Seger. Didn't scream fuck to me. He is no Jeremy Sisto, but his bank account is nice I imagine he would not object to a discreet open marriage.

ThurgreedMarshall

06-07-2005 03:30 PM

Spirit-Girl

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Untold amounts of money and really cute, but personality of a wackadoo. Yeah, that's a tradeoff I'm going to make. I don't particularly respect people who are in a serious relationship with someone almost exclusively because that someone looks hot and/or has a lot of money. Those seem to be the reasons you think someone would be in a serious relationship with Tom. You are only reinforcing my feelings.

I guess I can see someone dating him for professional gain -- using him for his contacts. That seems sleazy, too.

ETA I think Katie Holmes is probably over being star struck. If she isn't, there's another reason not to really think she's great.

1. Don't be intentionally stupid. I do not know Tom Cruise or Katie Holmes. Neither do you. If they like each other, all of the things I mentioned are on top of whatever personal chemistry they are supposed to have.

2. Even if they don't have personal chemistry, people are stupid and neither one of them gets an exemption because they are rich, famous or powerful. Therefore, it shouldn't be news that Katie Holmes could be in love with the idea of being with Tom Cruise. That is a level of "star struck" beyond the initial, "Hey, that's Tom Cruise!" level you seem to be recognizing.

3. You can see someone dating for their own gain? I bet that never happens with people who aren't stars.

TM

ThurgreedMarshall

06-07-2005 03:30 PM

Spirit-Girl

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
People would fall over themselves to spend a few minutes with Pauly Shore.

And they say NotBob is living in the past.

TM

Did you just call me Coltrane?

06-07-2005 03:32 PM

Spirit-Girl

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
And they say NotBob is living in the past.

TM

Do you have his number? I loved "Son in Law".

ThurgreedMarshall

06-07-2005 03:33 PM

Spirit-Girl

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Renee is a perfect example of the randomness of celebrity. If you were a beautiful, talented actress who couldn't get a career-making role, wouldn't it just fucking kill you to see her get cast in movie after movie and win awards for it? At least Julia Roberts has (or had) something that can only be nauseatingly described as a "star quality" or "screen presence."

It just fucking kills me now and I'm not even a beautiful, talented actress.

TM

ltl/fb

06-07-2005 03:33 PM

Spirit-Girl

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
1. Don't be intentionally stupid. I do not know Tom Cruise or Katie Holmes. Neither do you. If they like each other, all of the things I mentioned are on top of whatever personal chemistry they are supposed to have.

2. Even if they don't have personal chemistry, people are stupid and neither one of them gets an exemption because they are rich, famous or powerful. Therefore, it shouldn't be news that Katie Holmes could be in love with the idea of being with Tom Cruise. That is a level of "star struck" beyond the initial, "Hey, that's Tom Cruise!" level you seem to be recognizing.

3. You can see someone dating for their own gain? I bet that never happens with people who aren't stars.

TM

1. All I said is that I, personally, do not like/respect Katie, the persona or whatever, as much because she is dating Tom Cruise. I don't think I was the one who even said it is just a big publicity stunt.

2. When I find out that a person is stupider than I thought they were, I generally like/respect them a little less. So you are once again backing up my damn theory.

3. I don't particularly like people who date for their own (professional/monetary/status) gain. Whether they are famous or not. Why are you fighting me on this.

4. I give up on this refuckulous non-argument, but mostly only because I have to be out of the office for a couple hours.

notcasesensitive

06-07-2005 03:34 PM

Spirit-Girl

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
3. You can see someone dating for their own gain? I bet that never happens with people who aren't stars.

TM

Please don't get the Penske socks started on Hillary again.

Alex_de_Large

06-07-2005 03:34 PM

Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya...

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Originally posted by Not Bob
CD Changer contents

Still using a cd changer? How quaint.

ThurgreedMarshall

06-07-2005 03:35 PM

Spirit-Girl

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
1. All I said is that I, personally, do not like/respect Katie, the persona or whatever, as much because she is dating Tom Cruise. I don't think I was the one who even said it is just a big publicity stunt.

2. When I find out that a person is stupider than I thought they were, I generally like/respect them a little less. So you are once again backing up my damn theory.

3. I don't particularly like people who date for their own (professional/monetary/status) gain. Whether they are famous or not. Why are you fighting me on this.

4. I give up on this refuckulous non-argument, but mostly only because I have to be out of the office for a couple hours.

Say hello to Tom Cruise for me!

TM

Hank Chinaski

06-07-2005 03:35 PM

Spirit-Girl

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Do you have his number? I loved "Son in Law".

Sue Piggily Wiggily. He'll call you.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

06-07-2005 03:38 PM

Spirit-Girl

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Sue Piggily Wiggily. He'll call you.

Did you star in "In the Army Now"? I didn't think so.

Sparklehorse

06-07-2005 03:44 PM

DVDs (and music too)

Since there is a minor subplot of music, can I alter it slightly? Over the weekend, I watched and enjoyed Ghost World and Donnie Darko, both per recommendations from the board. Any more recommendations?

As for music, I've been listening to the new Garbage and Martha Wainwright quite a bit, particularly the Martha Wainwright. Wilco's YHF and GIB just came back into heavy rotation. This is somehow connected to the arrival of warm weather and outdoor exercise opportunities (at last!).

Did you just call me Coltrane?

06-07-2005 04:07 PM

Stuff. Lots and lots of Stuff.

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
(aka Top Gun But With Cars; Top Gun But With Pool; Top Gun But With Cocktails)

You forgot Top Gun But With Irish Immigrants Trying to Make it in America. The homosexual undertones b/w Tom and Nicole are SO obvious in that one.

pony_trekker

06-07-2005 04:09 PM

Spirit-Girl

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I say I am a scientologist when the school asks why pony jr. isn't on meds.

Hank Chinaski

06-07-2005 04:12 PM

Stuff. Lots and lots of Stuff.

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You forgot Top Gun But With Irish Immigrants Trying to Make it in America. The homosexual undertones b/w Tom and Nicole are SO obvious in that one.

So are the fag undertones in the fact that you apparently saw it.

Shape Shifter

06-07-2005 04:19 PM

Spirit-Girl

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
It just fucking kills me now and I'm not even a beautiful, talented actress.

TM

But you have a great spirit.

Bad_Rich_Chic

06-07-2005 04:27 PM

DVDs (and music too)

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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Since there is a minor subplot of music, can I alter it slightly? Over the weekend, I watched and enjoyed Ghost World and Donnie Darko, both per recommendations from the board. Any more recommendations?

Sounds like you'd like Pi, if you haven't seen it.

And Bubba-Hotep. (I've recommended it before, but I'll do it again.)

ThurgreedMarshall

06-07-2005 04:32 PM

Stuff. Lots and lots of Stuff.

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
So are the fag undertones in the fact that you apparently saw it.

When you talk like this, you sound really gay.

TM

Gattigap

06-07-2005 04:36 PM

Wired alerts us about a new, sophisticated set of cameras installed in public areas in Hollywood and used by the LAPD to watch us.

It's underwritten in part by the MPAA, and the story is that they're installed to catch infringers who hawk pirated DVDs. True or not, ncs, I think you should tell Mr. Man to be careful about shakin' it on Sunset, if you know what I mean.

Hank Chinaski

06-07-2005 04:38 PM

Stuff. Lots and lots of Stuff.

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
When you talk like this, you sound really gay.

TM

Maybe. I would fuck Tom Cruise.

Hank Chinaski

06-07-2005 04:39 PM

DVDs (and music too)

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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Sounds like you'd like Pi, if you haven't seen it.

And Bubba-Hotep. (I've recommended it before, but I'll do it again.)

And Welcome to the Dollhouse and Happiness

Did you just call me Coltrane?

06-07-2005 04:41 PM

Stuff. Lots and lots of Stuff.

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
When you talk like this, you sound really gay.

TM

GWNC said it's hard to talk when you have a big dick in your mouth.

Apropos of dicks in mouths:
http://sportsbybrooks.com/MP1629.jpg

paigowprincess

06-07-2005 04:42 PM

To the beauty product afficionados

Anyone use Prevage? If so, thoughts? experiences?

Hank Chinaski

06-07-2005 04:45 PM

To the beauty product afficionados

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Anyone use Prevage? If so, thoughts? experiences?

Your sig line- will you be rotating old slave posts or is there something about that one that got you?

PS i know avatars are your department, but you should go back. Certain things shouldn't change.

bold_n_brazen

06-07-2005 04:52 PM

To the beauty product afficionados

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Anyone use Prevage? If so, thoughts? experiences?

Holy crap, that stuff is expensive.

I'm a big fan of the DERMAdoctor skin care line. And it's not quite as spendy.

paigowprincess

06-07-2005 04:56 PM

To the beauty product afficionados

Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Your sig line- will you be rotating old slave posts or is there something about that one that got you?

PS i know avatars are your department, but you should go back. Certain things shouldn't change.

I just think its classy.

notcasesensitive

06-07-2005 04:56 PM

Spirit-Girl

Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I think Tom Cruise is hot. I've had a major crush on him ever since Risky Business. I'd fuck him. On a train even.

Big crush on Tom Cruise? Married a guy who wouldn't give you head? Where are all of these clues leading?

Shape Shifter

06-07-2005 04:56 PM

To the beauty product afficionados

Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Anyone use Prevage? If so, thoughts? experiences?

What is it? I see "pre" meaning "before" and "vage" meaning . . . ?

paigowprincess

06-07-2005 04:57 PM

To the beauty product afficionados

Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Holy crap, that stuff is expensive.

I'm a big fan of the DERMAdoctor skin care line. And it's not quite as spendy.

Yes, but have you used prevage? Is DERMADoctor only avaoilabe through a dermo like MD Forte and Prevage?

Did you just call me Coltrane?

06-07-2005 04:57 PM

Spirit-Girl

Quote:

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Big crush on Tom Cruise? Married a guy who wouldn't give you head? Where are all of these clues leading?

She's asexual and reproduces via spores?

paigowprincess

06-07-2005 04:58 PM

To the beauty product afficionados

Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
What is it? I see "pre" meaning "before" and "vage" meaning . . . ?