I do. Self-help remedies. It worked like a charm. There are obvious risks but you assess your adversary going in and make the call on assuming them.

That is not legal advice and YMMV.

What the fuck is
 

No, no, no. Bats are welcome in Connecticut, just not in my house.

What the fuck is
 

I thought that was the rule they would need to follow. Maybe you should put up plaques with your motto by all windows and doors of the house.

The adjunct professor at my law school who taught the landlord/tenant class I took suggested that residential landlords offer the tenant $100 bucks to leave -- she told us about her favorite client, whose strategy was to rip a hundred dollar bill in half (keeping the larger part) and tell his tenants that they would get the other half when they were out of the apartment.

$100 bucks? That's barely enough to make it worth my while not to rip out and sell all of the copper plumbing.

Lance
 

You change the subject. Does Jason Giambi's good year this year somehow negate the fact that he was a cheater in past years? If I refrain from raping baby boys this year, am I free from action on previously tearing their little rectums asunder?

$100 in 1970 dollars. NotBob, was it still called an LLB when you received your degree?

The plumbing in the trailers I rent out at the Shady Rest Trailer Court (located out on Highway 64) is PVC.

They got a 'fridge in 'em, right?

I have an LL.B.

No chinese today
 

Tiger meat.

A restaurant in northeastern China that advertised illegal tiger meat dishes was found instead to be selling donkey flesh — marinated in tiger urine, a newspaper reported Thursday.

The Hufulou restaurant, located beside the Heidaohezi tiger reserve near the city of Hailin, had advertised stir-fried tiger meat with chilies for $98as well as liquor flavored with tiger bone for $74 a bottle, the China Daily reported. Raw meat was priced at $864 per kilogram.

The sale of tiger parts is illegal in China and officers shut down the restaurant, only to be told by owner, Ma Shikun, that the meat was actually that of donkeys, flavored with tiger urine to give the dish a "special" tang, the newspaper said.

The report didn't say how the urine was obtained.

Surely there must be someone out there that knows how the urine was obtained?

Pipe down, fereignor.

A Black Fly In My Chardonney
 

Don't push me. I just got back to my office with my spicy salmon bowl and a defective set of chopsticks (fucking knotted wood). I am eating it with a fork. How wrong is this?

A Black Fly In My Chardonney
 

I at an entire salad with a plastic knife the other day because I forgot to pick up a fork on my way out of the store. And I was too lazy and hungry to go to our cafeteria and pick up a fork.

On another note, is anyone watching Rome? I quite like it.

More distressing than finding a hair in your food
 

The porno site I rely on for most of my soft core, porno (which wouldn't even be porno in Europe) hasn't updated its site today.

Rats.

Exactly my thought. How about changing the locks and telling them if they don't pay you $XXX (representing back rent, interest, costs and penalties per the lease) by 2:00 PM that day they will never see their stuff again? Not that I am endorsing that approach and of course, YMMV.

Take it to Politics
 

Where anybody who cares can deal with it. Nobody here wants to be bothered.

Would everyone please let me know you're ok?
 

Amen to that.

A Black Fly In My Chardonney
 

I have seen about two and a half episodes, and it's not bad. The only reason I have any idea who's who is because I just read "Rubicon," a good subway book about the last days of the Republic, Cato, Pompey & Co. Nice barroom brawl the other night.

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http://www.retroraunch.com/

Try that- spree- photos from 1850-1970s. Not work safe.

no sign of laser or waxing or trimming for that matter.

The caption contest is funny, sometimes.

Take it to Politics
 

Seriously. This is not schtick.

More distressing than finding a hair in your food
 

I could PM you the site I rely on, but its more hardcore and you could be offended.

A Black Fly In My Chardonney
 

I agree about the barroom brawl, but what was with the operation later? It's like you cut open some guy's head without any anasthetic, stick a metal plate in it, sleep for a few hours, wake up, put on a red bandanna, and you are a-ok?

A Black Fly In My Chardonney
 

Those Romans were hardy stock. I think the wife gave him some broth or something too. Presto!

More distressing than finding a hair in your food
 

You know my tastes. Bring it on.

More distressing than finding a hair in your food
 

My grandfather was an artist who frequently drew and sculpted nudes. He had a photo book around that was all nude women from the 1940s and 1950s. They were all done up with that old hair style and were typically oiled up with incredible bodies.

Got a lot of mileage out of that one.

What the fuck is
 

I'm wearing caramel brown borgans today. They're sort of an Italianate style, you know, with a very thin sole and a lower vamp.

The problem is that they're Johnston & Murphy. They're handmade in Italy, but they're J&M branded. I thought the Made in Italy part would save them, but it doesn't.

They're not very comfortable. They are too narrow just below the arch, and the leather is not as soft and flexible as it should be in better Italian shoes.

I think that maybe I should replace them with a new pair. Allen-Edmonds has a lot of nice brogans in the caramel color, and they last like nobody's business. They even have some with a sleeker silhouette. But they don't have tha italian flair.

I saw a pair of Donald J. Pliner's that I like. But they cost over $700, and I just can't bring my self to pay tha much for a pair of shoes, especially ones that do equal duty as both dress and dress casual shoes.

Anyway, does Jimmy Choo make shoes for men? Manolo?

Catholic Fashion
 

And the X-10 camera mounted under your desk.

He's full of shit.

And infringing on the copyrights of about 238 screenwriters...

More distressing than finding a hair in your food
 

Take it to Politics
 

STP.

Take it to Politics
 

Whiff.

More distressing than finding a hair in your food
 

Stay away from my grandma.

Speaking of Catholic stuff
 

You're pregnant. The Quarry must wait forever, if that's what it takes. Once the Big Enchilada pops, though, you're back to your standard time frame.

What the fuck is
 

It was my most inspired work. PLF 2001 would have been proud.

<Sniff>

Would everyone please let me know you're ok?
 

Sebastiani, I love you to death and you are perhaps my favorite poster, besides Penske (2!) but I gotta say, this disaffected, HST-lite schtick is getting a little weary. I mean, by all accounts, you lived a blessed life.

But you're a furriner.

A Black Fly In My Chardonney
 

I'm watching it and enjoying it as well. It's kind of like what I imagine this place would be like if we all lived in the same city and could live up to all our bullshit.

The History Channel is also running several shows on Rome and apparently, the series isn't all that far off base.

Take it to Politics
 

Have I ever done that?