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I guess if you are a guy, you can just throw a tarp over it (or a freshly laundered comforter). It seems like it would be more difficult to avoid the smell as a female with a ram. In G3's threesome, I'm not sure where the shepherdess could be to avoid the smell.

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I'll ram the shepherdess while G3 pulls some wool.

Ewe.

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You can wash them, you know. Some of the more delicate ones need to be dry cleaned, so be careful.

I am curious about the connection between the yellow rubber band and dtb's sheepness. Yes, G^3, I am intrigued.

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Hey! I don't smell (well, not in a bad way).

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Keep an eye out for predators.

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[POINTLESS ASIDE]FYI, growing up, small, very tight rubber bands were used with certain rams who needed to become wethers. Can't think of how that would apply to a Ewe. [/POINTLESS ASIDE]

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If you lived in a field and your diet were limited to kale, you would smell.

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And, if when I went poo, I didn't wipe my butt, I suppose that might add to (or detract from, depending on your tastes...) the bouquet.

Thankfully, none of the above things is the case.

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Is it one of those Lance bracelets and she thinks she is a sheep for being a Lance fan?

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I think she's just a little sheepish about it.

Given the wiping the butt thing, I'm wondering how farmers do it. Plus, I bet not many sheep get bikini waxes. In fact, as a group, sheep are probably quite untiddy down there.

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This is rapidly gaining on yesterday's discussion. Let's not ruin the weekend.

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I want to know why rp isn't here yet to share her bouncy teacher story.

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I can always count on GWINK. Swoon.

(Although it's less about being a fan, and more about supporting his foundation. But I am a fan.)

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Speaking of Lance, how does the yellow jersey thing work? Is it the same yellow jersey that gets passed around or do the riders carry their own yellow jerseys around just in case? I would enjoy leading the tdf, but I don't think I'd like to get a sweat-soaked jersey from someone else.

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You rang?