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Caption, please.

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I'm more surprised no one has made more of the fact that we're talking about Rugby here. What kind of American plays rugby? Let's see, where is rugby popular? Elite east coast schools, Wales, and, yes, France. I always knew he was in it with those cheese eating surrender monkeys. If he'd stayed in Texas, he'd have been playing football like a real man.

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Wait. The image doesn't move. Have you not sent this through PenskeShop?

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Rugby is british in origin. Specifically, Rugby, England. You know, part of the coalition of the willing.

Allez Kerry!

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I think McCain's lower arm should be sliding down and back up, down and back up. He seems like a loving guy. And of course Bush's face would simultaneously move to smile and back, to smile and back.

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In Bush's defense, I beg to differ.

Teresa Tells Someone Else to Shove It?
 

Tell that to Jack and Jeri Ryan.

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So then right when I was captured one of them rushed me and grabbed like this, and the next thing I knew I was laying on the ground. As any one who's ever been to Vietnam can imagine... oh, wait. Nevermind.

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Rugby is for hockey players that can't skate. Same mentality. Those dudes are tough. They also like to drink A LOT and destroy things. My kind of guys.

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Don't you have any other games besides Twister?

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All I'm saying is, the biggest Rugby tournament? The Five Nations. What are the five nations? England, Wales, Scotland, Ireland and France.

Bicycling, however, is an example of something that, like winemaking, Americans have taken from the French, mastered, bettered, and now shove into their faces. Viva Lance!

Seriously, I've been to enough rugby matches to know that it is a bad-ass sport. I'd even go so far as to say one has to be more than a little crazy to play it (not a ringing endorsement of our President in itself). But to most of America, it's one of those crazy European/east coast sports like crew or fencing. A real American doesn't mess around with sports like that when he could be playing football, basketball or baseball instead.

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guy runs 7 minute miles, right? that means he wins on physicality.

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Courtesy. Norman conquest and all.

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Not necessarily having anything to do with politics or leadership or ability to govern or any of that good stuff and solely as someone who has ridden a bike once or twice, I have to wonder, could this guy possibly look like anymore of a pussified hack on his bike? Why are the bars tilted up like that? JFC, what an aunt fucking bea this guy must be!