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futbol fan 06-07-2005 06:46 PM

I'm sunshine, in a bag.
 
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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Why, having ascertained that they were a folk duo from Northampton, MA, did you feel the need to read even one word on their webpage?

BR(though I admit to once having owned an Uncle Bonsai recording, which, as a folk trio from Seattle, isn't much better)C
Were the Roches ever cool? Because I think I might have listened to one of their records once.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 06-07-2005 06:46 PM

Spirit-Girl
 
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
You've lost me. Are you wishing a birth defect on my spawn, or on the spawn of mine and Str8's spawn?
The spawn of your spawn and Str8's spawn. Your big dicked granddaughter, while proficient grammatically...forget it.

You really took the fun out of this by mentioning "birth defect".*

*clue a smarmy PLF response...however, like Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle, any attempt to predict what he will say will unavoidably change his response.

Anne Elk 06-07-2005 06:48 PM

DVDs (and music too)
 
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Has anyone seen the movie based off the documentary? I really liked the documentary and don't have much of an interest in the movie. Anyone want to persuade me otherwise?
The movie got good reviews. Henry Rollins and Heidi and really liked it. I'll see it eventually, but will wait for the rental. I only pay the big bucks for special effects type movies that require monster screens and stupendous speakers.

Anne Elk 06-07-2005 06:52 PM

DVDs (and music too)
 
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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Also, I'd recommend Napoleon Dynamite. Some people find it really annoying, but I thought it was good fun.
I found it annoying until the very end. The wedding is priceless.

Napolean won the MTV movie award for best musical piece (or something like that) for his dance skit.

robustpuppy 06-07-2005 07:04 PM

Spirit-Girl
 
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You really took the fun out of this by mentioning "birth defect".*
It's hard to laugh through the tears. You wished freakishness on my progeny!

While we're on the subject-- if you are pregnant and somewhat more emotionally sensitive than (even) usual

DO NOT FUCKING WATCH BAMBI.

paigowprincess 06-07-2005 07:07 PM

Spirit-Girl
 
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
It's hard to laugh through the tears!!!!

While we're on the subject-- if you are pregnant and somewhat more emotionally sensitive than (even) usual

DO NOT FUCKING WATCH BAMBI.
I won't ask why you were watching Bambi.

I distinctly remember watching that movie at the age of six and I brought the subject up with my mum recently. She said, there was no way that I would have taken you to that sadistic movie. Well, somebody did.

Why would the fine folks of Disney create such a vile little flick? Is it anti-gun or something?

Shape Shifter 06-07-2005 07:09 PM

Spirit-Girl
 
Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
It's hard to laugh through the tears. You wished freakishness on my progeny!

While we're on the subject-- if you are pregnant and somewhat more emotionally sensitive than (even) usual

DO NOT FUCKING WATCH BAMBI.
"Mother? Mother?"

"Your mother won't be with you anymore, son."

ltl/fb 06-07-2005 07:10 PM

Spirit-Girl
 
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
"Mother? Mother?"

"Your mother won't be with you anymore, son."
Shut the fuck up! I have blocked off the sad parts of Bambi from my active brain. You are bringing them up to the surface. QUIT IT.

greatwhitenorthchick 06-07-2005 07:11 PM

Spirit-Girl
 
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Why would the fine folks of Disney create such a vile little flick? Is it anti-gun or something?
Isn't the motherless child some kind of archtype or something? Like Nemo? and Pinocchio? and Jesus?

The good folks at Disney were just probably thinking along those lines.

Shape Shifter 06-07-2005 07:13 PM

Spirit-Girl
 
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Shut the fuck up! I have blocked off the sad parts of Bambi from my active brain. You are bringing them up to the surface. QUIT IT.
"He can call me Flower if he wants to."

Replaced_Texan 06-07-2005 07:14 PM

Spirit-Girl
 
Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
It's hard to laugh through the tears. You wished freakishness on my progeny!

While we're on the subject-- if you are pregnant and somewhat more emotionally sensitive than (even) usual

DO NOT FUCKING WATCH BAMBI.

I've never seen Bambi. My mom was so traumatized when she saw it for the first time she had to be escorted from the theater within the first five minutes. I think she was five. Anyhow, she refused to have it air in the house even if she wasn't watching, and for whatever reason, I never saw it at a friend's house, and I can't bring myself to check it out now. I saw the "meet Thumper and Flower" scene on the Wonderful World of Disney when I was a kid, so I think I've hit the most important part.

ltl/fb 06-07-2005 07:15 PM

Spirit-Girl
 
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
"He can call me Flower if he wants to."
Thanks!! That was a happy part.

robustpuppy 06-07-2005 07:15 PM

Spirit-Girl
 
Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I won't ask why you were watching Bambi.

I distinctly remember watching that movie at the age of six and I brought the subject up with my mum recently. She said, there was no way that I would have taken you to that sadistic movie. Well, somebody did.

Why would the fine folks of Disney create such a vile little flick? Is it anti-gun or something?
To say it's anti-gun would be a post hoc justification for it. Sadistic is a good word.

I didn't watch the whole thing -- it was on ABC on Sunday night, I think, and I was channel-surfing while waiting for a craving to be lovingly delivered. I had never seen the movie before, and wouidn't you know it, I happened upon it precisely at the beginning of the dreadful scene. When the ominous music started I should have changed the channel, but I was transfixed -- and I didn't expect it to be so harrowing and eerie and scary and sad. I wasn't just a little verklempt after watching it -- I was bawling. My craving delivery man came into the room and thought that I had just gotten bad news about a loved one. Very much to his credit he comforted me rather than laughed in my face when I cried out "Bambi! It's so sad!"

We then went down the list of fucked up Disney movies with very sad events in them. Jesus, I thought Old Yeller was bad, but at least that was an act of humanity.

And Gwink, yes, the motherless child is a Disney archetype. God knows why -- a cheap ploy to render the main character sympathetic, I guess-- but usually the motherlessness is established, in a non-violent manner, before the movie begins.

robustpuppy 06-07-2005 07:18 PM

Spirit-Girl
 
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
"Mother? Mother?"

"Your mother won't be with you anymore, son."

Waaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

notcasesensitive 06-07-2005 07:20 PM

Raw Foods
 
Anyone here know much about this lifestyle? I won't call it a diet, because it seems to be more than that to me. I know someone who does it (she's been doing it for over 2 years) and she has dropped considerable weight and gotten a lot more energy since she started. I understand that I cannot do it because it involves (1) no alcohol and (2) no tea (I'm not sure which I would miss more), but the premise behind it all is somewhat intriguing to me*. This website - http://www.living-foods.com/ - has a lot of information about it. Note to Flinty, stick with the bananas:

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[From an article on the living foods site, in response to a question regarding how raw foodists get their protein]

People always ask us how we are able to have great strength without eating any animal products, taking any pills or drugs, or eating any cooked foods whatsoever. The truth is, no natural animal ever tampers with its food. The strongest, most powerful creatures are the herbivores. A gorilla can benchpress 4000 lbs. A gorilla never eats anything except raw plant foods. A chimpanzee looks skinny but it can rip a car door off of its hinges. It's just logic. 99% of human DNA is identical to the chimpanzee. The tribes of chimps that hunt and eat meat are much weaker and don't live nearly as long as all other chimps.
I'm assuming everyone here thinks the raw foods philosophy is nuts (Nuts!) but I'm curious if there are any differing views.




*I may or may not be turning into some sort of California healthy living freak. Probably not though. I lack the whole willpower thing.

robustpuppy 06-07-2005 07:22 PM

Raw Foods
 
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I'm assuming everyone here thinks the raw foods philosophy is nuts (Nuts!) but I'm curious if there are any differing views.
I couldn't give up venison.

greatwhitenorthchick 06-07-2005 07:24 PM

Raw Foods
 
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I'm assuming everyone here thinks the raw foods philosophy is nuts (Nuts!) but I'm curious if there are any differing views.
I did it for a month or so. I even own a dehydrator and made raw cookies and other snacks. If I ate out, it was at a raw food restaurant. It's very good if you want to clean out your system. I lost weight fast. I couldn't sustain it for more than a month though (and I didn't want to - I just did it on a temporary basis to detox).

Hardcore raw food devotees are generally crazy - although some raw prepared food is really really good - very flavorful, so I like it once in a while. I will go to Bonobos or one of the other raw food restaurants here.

paigowprincess 06-07-2005 07:24 PM

Raw Foods
 
Quote:

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Anyone here know much about this lifestyle? I won't call it a diet, because it seems to be more than that to me. I know someone who does it (she's been doing it for over 2 years) and she has dropped considerable weight and gotten a lot more energy since she started. I understand that I cannot do it because it involves (1) no alcohol and (2) no tea (I'm not sure which I would miss more), but the premise behind it all is somewhat intriguing to me*. This website - http://www.living-foods.com/ - has a lot of information about it. Note to Flinty, stick with the bananas:



I'm assuming everyone here thinks the raw foods philosophy is nuts (Nuts!) but I'm curious if there are any differing views.




*I may or may not be turning into some sort of California healthy living freak. Probably not though. I lack the whole willpower thing.
I of course do not think its nuts (no pun!). The idea is that cooking food kills the nutrients. I am the proud non-owner of a microwave for reasons along this line.

That said, no alochol, no caffeine, no dice. That takes a level of vanity and self preservation I cannot fathom. I once tried to eat a seaweed salad. Nasty.

notcasesensitive 06-07-2005 07:25 PM

Spirit-Girl
 
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
And Gwink, yes, the motherless child is a Disney archetype. God knows why -- a cheap ploy to render the main character sympathetic, I guess-- but usually the motherlessness is established, in a non-violent manner, before the movie begins.
Do I need to include spoiler space for what happens in the first 5 minutes of Finding Nemo? I assume not. Especially now that Anne Elk has informed me that there is some wedding thing at the end of Napoleon Dynamite.

Gattigap 06-07-2005 07:28 PM

Spirit-Girl
 
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
"Mother? Mother?"

"Your mother won't be with you anymore, son."
Beeg beeg man, make the pregnant women cry.


****


Actually, I don't think I've ever seen Bambi. I will note, though, that there's no Bambi exhibit or ride in Disneyland. Perhaps Anaheim's local codes don't permit shooting ranges inside the city limits.

robustpuppy 06-07-2005 07:29 PM

Spirit-Girl
 
Quote:

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Do I need to include spoiler space for what happens in the first 5 minutes of Finding Nemo? I assume not. Especially now that Anne Elk has informed me that there is some wedding thing at the end of Napoleon Dynamite.
Well, I mean, that was a fish. Fish are not as cute as deer. Even cartoon fish.

(I have actually forgotten what happens there. I don't know if I missed the beginning, or if the trauma of listening to Albert Brooks for the whole movie edged that out in my mind.)

Gattigap 06-07-2005 07:30 PM

Raw Foods
 
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
If I ate out, it was at a raw food restaurant.
I know that NY rivals LA as an oddball food mecca, but I'm curious -- how did you accomplish this? Are there raw food restaurants scattered across Manhattan, or is this an rarity, like oxygen bars?

futbol fan 06-07-2005 07:31 PM

Raw Foods
 
Quote:

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
A gorilla can benchpress 4000 lbs. A gorilla never eats anything except raw plant foods. A chimpanzee looks skinny but it can rip a car door off of its hinges. It's just logic.
And who can argue with logic? It's so logical. It's like if you were to eat nothing but plankton, you could grow about 80 feet long on average and weigh about 120 tons. So stay away from the plankton.

greatwhitenorthchick 06-07-2005 07:34 PM

Raw Foods
 
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Originally posted by Gattigap
I know that NY rivals LA as an oddball food mecca, but I'm curious -- how did you accomplish this? Are there raw food restaurants scattered across Manhattan, or is this an rarity, like oxygen bars?
There are about 3 or 4 raw foods restaurants, so yes, kind of oddball - but they deliver!. Also my nearby supermarket has a ginormous raw foods section (actually right now I am munching on Tibetan Gogi Berries (organic and sun-dried!) from said section), so it was not that hard to accomplish. I drank a lot of wheatgrass and juiced vegetables and stuff as well. My skin was in fantastic shape.

Hank Chinaski 06-07-2005 07:37 PM

Raw Foods
 
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
There are about 3 or 4 raw foods restaurants, so yes, kind of oddball - but they deliver!. Also my nearby supermarket has a ginormous raw foods section (actually right now I am munching on Tibetan Gogi Berries (organic and sun-dried!) from said section), so it was not that hard to accomplish. I drank a lot of wheatgrass and juiced vegetables and stuff as well. My skin was in fantastic shape.
but if you can't drink what's the point of looking good?

greatwhitenorthchick 06-07-2005 07:39 PM

Raw Foods
 
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
but if you can't drink what's the point of looking good?
Are you asking me? I don't know - as I said, I only did it for a month.

Hank Chinaski 06-07-2005 07:40 PM

Raw Foods
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ironweed
And who can argue with logic? It's so logical. It's like if you were to eat nothing but plankton, you could grow about 80 feet long on average and weigh about 120 tons. So stay away from the plankton.
80 feet long on average and weigh about 120 tons is okay if that's the body nature intended for you. Why try to spread your cookie cutter Barbie body image? Do you make your daughter cry if she eats some candy?

paigowprincess 06-07-2005 07:41 PM

Raw Foods
 
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Are you asking me? I don't know - as I said, I only did it for a month.
Were you with the non-bf at this point? This could be hard to pull off in a relationship, especially a nascent one. Unless all you do is stay home, order in from different restaurants and have energetic sex.

greatwhitenorthchick 06-07-2005 07:43 PM

Raw Foods
 
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Were you with the non-bf at this point? This could be hard to pull off in a relationship, especially a nascent one. Unless all you do is stay home, order in from different restaurants and have energetic sex.
No - this was over a year ago.

ltl/fb 06-07-2005 07:44 PM

Raw Foods
 
Quote:

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Anyone here know much about this lifestyle? I won't call it a diet, because it seems to be more than that to me. I know someone who does it (she's been doing it for over 2 years) and she has dropped considerable weight and gotten a lot more energy since she started. I understand that I cannot do it because it involves (1) no alcohol and (2) no tea (I'm not sure which I would miss more), but the premise behind it all is somewhat intriguing to me*. This website - http://www.living-foods.com/ - has a lot of information about it. Note to Flinty, stick with the bananas:


I'm assuming everyone here thinks the raw foods philosophy is nuts (Nuts!) but I'm curious if there are any differing views.




*I may or may not be turning into some sort of California healthy living freak. Probably not though. I lack the whole willpower thing.
I can give you my Ayervedic (sp?) cookbook if you want. You can just have the caffeinated tea and alcohol despite its strictures. It's all vegetarian. I'm sure you will be able to find prepared foods that meet its requirements. I made two or three things from it that sounded good but none of them actually were good, so it's just taking up valuable cookbook shelf space, which could be filled with "100 Of The Most Delicious Cakes Known To Modern Man."

ETA the cookbook contains definite views on what should and shouldn't be cooked, and what foods should and shouldn't be eaten. Not entirely unlike the raw food stuff, except you can cook some things.

Nut Case, Sensitive 06-07-2005 07:45 PM

Raw or Roasted, Tasty Toasted
 
Quote:

Originally posted by notcasesensitive


I'm assuming everyone here thinks the raw foods philosophy is nuts (Nuts!) but I'm curious if there are any differing views.




*I may or may not be turning into some sort of California healthy living freak. Probably not though. I lack the whole willpower thing.


http://www.globalgourmet.com/food/kg.../1204/nuts.jpg

Mmmmm. Nuts!

ltl/fb 06-07-2005 07:46 PM

Raw Foods
 
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
No - this was over a year ago.
What did you do as a social life? I have an issue with a friend who is on some weird, time-consuming diet, and suspect another friend soon may be doing the same thing, and then I will be bored off my ass and *my* social life will consist of sex only.

notcasesensitive 06-07-2005 07:47 PM

Raw Foods
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ironweed
And who can argue with logic? It's so logical. It's like if you were to eat nothing but plankton, you could grow about 80 feet long on average and weigh about 120 tons. So stay away from the plankton.
Great googly moogly you may be onto something there! I never said these guys didn't seem like crackpots, just that some of their ideas are interesting (though ultimately unfollowable for me). I probably cut off the quote too soon, because it think he clarified that the reason he turned to the ape family is because they are our closest evolutionary* relatives.



*if you believe in that theory.

greatwhitenorthchick 06-07-2005 07:48 PM

Raw Foods
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
What did you do as a social life? I have an issue with a friend who is on some weird, time-consuming diet, and suspect another friend soon may be doing the same thing, and then I will be bored off my ass and *my* social life will consist of sex only.
I stayed in a lot with my husband. It was boring as hell. The NHL playoffs were on, so I watched a lot of hockey.

NotFromHere 06-07-2005 07:50 PM

Raw Foods
 
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I stayed in a lot with my husband. It was boring as hell. The NHL playoffs were on, so I watched a lot of hockey.
Without beer?

notcasesensitive 06-07-2005 07:50 PM

Raw Foods
 
Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I stayed in a lot with my husband. It was boring as hell. The NHL playoffs were on, so I watched a lot of hockey.
hey, at least he was willing and able to give you head.



don't tell me if he wasn't. in the realm of imaginary friends' ex- and soon-to-be ex-husbands, I still have him in the "cool" category.



ETA: apparently if you use the tag [size=small], in actuality size=larger than normal. odd that.

Flinty_McFlint 06-07-2005 07:50 PM

Raw Foods
 
Quote:

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Great googly moogly you may be onto something there! I never said these guys didn't seem like crackpots, just that some of their ideas are interesting (though ultimately unfollowable for me). I probably cut off the quote too soon, because it think he clarified that the reason he turned to the ape family is because they are our closest evolutionary* relatives.

*if you believe in that theory.
Some might argue that the reason man has evolved fairly quickly into a "smart" species was because they did cook their food. When was the last time you saw a fish using a hibachi and writing poetry? It's just logic.


eta: P.S. I wouldn't want to be in a room with all those Raw Foods devotees. They might argue that their intestinal gases are less foul, but if you've ever been around an elephants, you know that the volume more than makes up for the deadliness. I'm just saying.

Shape Shifter 06-07-2005 07:51 PM

Raw Foods
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ironweed
And who can argue with logic? It's so logical. It's like if you were to eat nothing but plankton, you could grow about 80 feet long on average and weigh about 120 tons. So stay away from the plankton.
Is it raw plankton?

ltl/fb 06-07-2005 07:51 PM

Raw Foods
 
Oh nevermind.

In lieu of original post, I note that the raw foods site lets you cook things at 105 degrees. Or heat them to that temperature. Apparently this is enough to soften things like cauliflower.

futbol fan 06-07-2005 07:53 PM

Raw Foods
 
Quote:

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Great googly moogly you may be onto something there! I never said these guys didn't seem like crackpots, just that some of their ideas are interesting (though ultimately unfollowable for me). I probably cut off the quote too soon, because it think he clarified that the reason he turned to the ape family is because they are our closest evolutionary* relatives.



*if you believe in that theory.
I fear I have offended and now must make amends! I purposely left out the more reasonable bit of the crackpot quote you quoted because "It's just logic" was the money bit. And for the record I believe that beer and hamburgers are irrefutable evidence of intelligent design, as anyone who has met me can attest.


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