LawTalkers - Drive fast, live hard, no regrets... Sorry Penske

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I am fed up with your actions on the PB. If it matters. Which I assume it doesn't. Unless you are still holding out hope that someday I will again acknowledge your former crush.

I, like RT, am more willing to stop reading the PB than I am to continue scrolling through your highlighted, italicized idiocy. Maybe someone will let me know if and when you ever cut it.

OH, please tell me you aren't Nut, case sensitive

Penske_Account

09-09-2005 04:28 PM

Would everyone please let me know you're ok?

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Sebastiani, I love you to death and you are perhaps my favorite poster, besides Penske (2!)

right on!

paigowprincess

09-09-2005 04:30 PM

Would everyone please let me know you're ok?

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
The more I look around, the more I see your wisdom.

Its about time to get off Treadmill Island.

Your wife aint gonna be able to afford any more "work" if she defects from Treadmill Island. THats what happens when you get married. YOu lose the decision making ability to free yourself. I predict you will be promote to the Consul of Treadmill Island withing three years, get a gig as the Ambassador to the GReat Traintaking Douchebag Isles and be financing a kid and a half.

Well dreamt, dreamer.

paigowprincess

09-09-2005 04:32 PM

What the fuck is

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Translation: I don't care that you are fed up, or that anyone else is fed up.

Alternative translation: I secretly crave the disgust and loathing of the board denizens.

THese are TWEotTGE

paigowprincess

09-09-2005 04:34 PM

Lance

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
And finally, congratulations go out to Lance Armstrong, 33, and Sheryl Crow, 43, who have announced their intention to make things legal. The seven-time Tour de France champ popped the question to the "All I Wanna Do" singer last Wednesday during a mountain-biking vacation in Sun Valley, Idaho, according to the cyclist's Web site. The couple, who met two years ago, will likely tie the knot in the spring. This will be the first trip to the altar for Crow and the second for Armstrong, who has three children with his ex-wife, Kristen.

OK I learned this like four days ago even though I havent had the time to read any gossip sites or watch any tv. Its time for you to hang it up.

paigowprincess

09-09-2005 04:36 PM

What the fuck is

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
It goes beyond agreeing the buses should have been moved (that's a no-brainer) and simplifying the issue as you have is either being wilfully ignorant or disengenous. the broader issue is what is the role of the various governmental entities in ensuring disaster preparedness and response. My point has been that the responsibility primarily, up through post-levee breaking was the local authorities and their failure was paramount to the resultant death and human suffering. Ty says he expects the local government to be incompetent and the Fed must take primary responsibility for everything. Over the last three days a lot of interesting information that raises additional questions about the local response and responsibility have come out. I posted them and the response from a certain wing, is generally, so what where was FEMA. Ty continues to respond and say that might be troubling, I would like to know more. But on the Federal side, everyone knows enough know to indict.

The blame Bush message first and frequently on every issue is far more white noise than anything I posted related to nagin's faiulures. That white noise has been going on for 5 years.

Take this to the Politics Board.

paigowprincess

09-09-2005 04:40 PM

Would everyone please let me know you're ok?

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Originally posted by notfrommensa
If we do marry, are you still wanting a pre-nup. I never heard of the inheritance. Dish?

How did Less make it to fortyish without being mantrapped?

paigowprincess

09-09-2005 04:48 PM

What the fuck is

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
conf to baltassoc- today I pledged $5 to rescuing dogs and snakes- no cats. I'm not sure of whether this level means we need alert brc.

Here are more animal rescue links needing money. There are thousands of displaced dogs and cats. I have offered three hundred bucks or my services in the gulf area at my own expense working at the shelters to

http://www.nsalamerica.org

(and have also made a monthly pledge to sponsor a dog) , You can also help here:

http://www.aspca.org

paigowprincess

09-09-2005 04:52 PM

Would everyone please let me know you're ok?

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I'm reaching that point. The wife wants kids, and I'd like to see them. I'd also like to get back my personality, and travel.

I'm seriously considering packing up the plantation and moving somewhere I'd rather not live, but would have a great (read: easy) job, and not worry about money. I'm tired of being beholden to others. I don't want to be anyone's employee or fucking partner anymore.

I'm also learning the hardest truth - in this shithole city I've chosen, unless you grew up here, its next to impossible to get good business here (and even then, its all shit because there's no fucking money in this rust belt asshole of the universe). I realize now why my father called me an idiot and second-rater for coming here instead of working in NYC (in a non-law job).

Its too bad PA didn't flood instead. Those folks in NO look like decent people who didn't deserve it... Here, it'd be like that righteous rain "washing away the scum" the Clash sang about... A state full of degenerate union scum, corrupt shiftless professional politicians, professional litigants and general backward curs... all trying to suckle of the state teat in one fashion or another... destroying the margins out of any industry that gets near the place...

"Come to Pennsylvania! 10 millions scumbags fighting over the same dwindling pile of dirty bills. At least we're not Ohio!"

I wish I were this drunk

Not Bob

09-09-2005 04:53 PM

What the fuck is

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
THese are TWEotTGE

Huh?

(and just like that, the re line is appropriate again)

paigowprincess

09-09-2005 04:56 PM

Would everyone please let me know you're ok?

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
It says you enjoy the first few hours of time you spend with a shriveled cock.

Like you said - perfect.

The giant anaconda is shriveled? Is that why you guys bicker so?

SlaveNoMore

09-09-2005 05:02 PM

What the fuck is

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Not Bob
Huh?

(and just like that, the re line is appropriate again)

You don't speak Finnish, I take it.

paigowprincess

09-09-2005 05:02 PM

Paris

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
LOS ANGELES - Paris Hilton is happy with tycoon fiance Paris Latsis, settling down to a quieter life and thinking about having a baby -- but first she wants a new $2 million engagement ring.

The hotel heiress told Vanity Fair magazine that she wants to have a baby within two years.
She should call Britney first and see how it's going. No more talk about pregnancy sex from her it seems.

But she was not happy with the engagement ring Kasidokostas gave her, so a new, 24-carat emerald-cut diamond ring estimated to cost $2 million has been ordered, Vanity Fair said.

“I like it,” Hilton said of the first ring, “but it’s yellow, and I’m like, I didn’t want yellow for my engagement ring.” Boo hoo.

Hilton is no longer as embarrassed as she once was by the sex tape made when she was 19 by then-boyfriend Rick Salomon. “I used to think it was so bad, but it’s like, everyone has sex. I’m sure everyone has filmed a tape,” she said. (Believe what you want, but that's not true.)

Hilton said the party life is no longer for her. “The nightclub scene is a very dark, bad scene,” she says. Kasidokostas “loves me and likes staying home with our dogs and me cooking.”
I can only imagine what she cooks. Lean Cuisine?

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Co...vmed.widec.jpg

Welcome to four months ago.

Also, nice nose job. GOt rid of the hook.

Lastly, I think the male Paris is actually a gay.

And if Vanity Fair put her on its cover (I didint read your entire post bc I find Paris Hilton tobe tiresome and useless), I may have to retire to Yankee Magazine fulltime.

dtb	09-09-2005 05:07 PM

Paris

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
And if Vanity Fair put her on its cover (I didint read your entire post bc I find Paris Hilton to be tiresome and useless), I may have to retire to Yankee Magazine fulltime.

I'm thinking of starting a new magazine (since the offers for photogenic copy editors are not coming in fast and furious) called Connecticut Weekly. The first issue is going to be all about bats and driving habits of the denizens of the Constitution State (at least that's what the CT license plates herald).

There will also be some pictures.

I hope I can count on you as a subscriber. (Str8 will NOT be invited to participate until he cleans up his act.)

Ty@50

09-09-2005 05:07 PM

What the fuck is

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Originally posted by Not Bob
Huh?

(and just like that, the re line is appropriate again)

I forget exactly what it means, but it was used as her campaign slogan when she ran for the board top spot. Can you wait a few years for the detail?

paigowprincess

09-09-2005 05:10 PM

What the fuck is

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Originally posted by dtb
What would make you think you could turn left on red in Connecticut?

(We are law-abiding citizens -- we don't put up with this sort of tomfoolery.)

Or a right turn for that matter.

LessinSF

09-09-2005 05:21 PM

Football Pool

Did anyone join the pool Str8 put the link up to other than me? I want to watch you lose.

paigowprincess

09-09-2005 05:22 PM

What the fuck is

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Originally posted by Not Bob
Huh?

(and just like that, the re line is appropriate again)

The Worst Example of the Translation Genre Ever.

I dub myself the WotY (Wonk of the Year)

paigowprincess

09-09-2005 05:33 PM

Paris

dont want str8 stealing my idea.

LessinSF

09-09-2005 05:36 PM

Football Pool

Did anyone join the pool Str8 put the link up to other than me? I want to watch you lose.

Flinty_McFlint

09-09-2005 05:48 PM

Football Pool

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Originally posted by LessinSF
Did anyone join the pool Str8 put the link up to other than me? I want to watch you lose.

Say again? You want to watch me lose?

Shape Shifter

09-09-2005 06:04 PM

Paris

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
dont want str8 stealing my idea.

It didn't sound that funny. Might be perfect for the networks.

Penske_Account

09-09-2005 06:09 PM

What the fuck is

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
THese are TWEotTGE

paigowprincess

09-09-2005 06:13 PM

Paris

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
It didn't sound that funny. Might be perfect for the networks.

ITs a dramedy, much like life. Sorta SatC meets Desperate Housewives meets Touched by an Angel (or whatever shlock one mihgt find on CBS on a weekend night). Maybe the neighbor can be a crimesolver part time? Part Murder She Wrote.

It will be very vagina.

LessinSF

09-09-2005 06:13 PM

Football Pool

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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Say again? You want to watch me lose?

To me, of course. That $5K is mine.

Not Bob

09-09-2005 06:14 PM

We'll always have Darien.

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Originally posted by dtb
I'm thinking of starting a new magazine (since the offers for photogenic copy editors are not coming in fast and furious) called Connecticut Weekly. The first issue is going to be all about bats and driving habits of the denizens of the Constitution State (at least that's what the CT license plates herald).

There will also be some pictures.

I hope I can count on you as a subscriber. (Str8 will NOT be invited to participate until he cleans up his act.)

I stand corrected. (although Connecticut is often called "The Nutmeg State," the official state nickname is "The Constitution State")

TexLex

09-09-2005 06:44 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Anyone have landlord experience? My brother's tenant has a tenant who bounced July, didn't pay August and hasn't paid September's rent.

Yes. Please tell me he has a written lease? Have him call me.

Replaced_Texan

09-09-2005 06:45 PM

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Originally posted by TexLex
Yes. Please tell me he has a written lease? Have him call me.

Yes, there's a written lease with a lien provision in it. Do I have your contact info?

NotFromHere

09-09-2005 06:52 PM

Ugliest uniforms

According to a survey conducted by Directions Research, Inc., the Cleveland Browns have the league's ugliest uniforms, and the Dallas Cowboys have the best.

The survey of 1,149 randomly selected Americans also showed fans prefer the togs worn by the Patriots, Steelers, Dolphins and Vikings, in that order.

Getting votes for worst uniform behind the Browns were the Bengals, Packers, Ravens and, yes, the Dolphins.

Ha. No Blue on Blue anywhere.

TexLex

09-09-2005 06:52 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Yes, there's a written lease with a lien provision in it. Do I have your contact info?

You do now.

spookyfish

09-10-2005 11:37 AM

Ugliest uniforms

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
According to a survey conducted by Directions Research, Inc., the Cleveland Browns have the league's ugliest uniforms, and the Dallas Cowboys have the best.

The survey of 1,149 randomly selected Americans also showed fans prefer the togs worn by the Patriots, Steelers, Dolphins and Vikings, in that order.

Getting votes for worst uniform behind the Browns were the Bengals, Packers, Ravens and, yes, the Dolphins.

Ha. No Blue on Blue anywhere.

I might have given this survey some credibility if I hadn't seen the votes for the top 5. Jesus. I can see where the Brown and Orange color scheme might not turn you on, but the Patriots, Vikings, and Dolphins (on both lists) ? Good God. (I will refrain from comment about the Steelers because well, I can't be unbiased about them.)

Best Uniforms in no particular order.

Raiders
Niners
Bucs
Saints
Cowboys

Worst

Bengals
Ravens
Jags
Broncos
Seahawks

Dishonorable Mention
Titans

Not Bob

09-10-2005 03:14 PM

Ugliest uniforms

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Originally posted by spookyfish
I might have given this survey some credibility if I hadn't seen the votes for the top 5. Jesus. I can see where the Brown and Orange color scheme might not turn you on, but the Patriots, Vikings, and Dolphins (on both lists) ? Good God. (I will refrain from comment about the Steelers because well, I can't be unbiased about them.)

Best Uniforms in no particular order.

Raiders
Niners
Bucs
Saints
Cowboys

Worst

Bengals
Ravens
Jags
Broncos
Seahawks

Dishonorable Mention
Titans

I agree with your "worst" list, except I would note that the Seahawks win that title hands-down when they go all green. Or blue. Or blueish green. Whatever.

As for the best, I think that the Jets and the Giants should be up there, now that they've both returned to the 1960s. Also, I kinda like Cleveland's look.

dtb	09-10-2005 08:23 PM

Not that anyone cares...

I just set up my brand new, shiny computer by MYSELF!!

I feel like a sooooper genius.

(please don't burst my bubble.)

Shape Shifter

09-10-2005 09:51 PM

Not that anyone cares...

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Originally posted by dtb
I just set up my brand new, shiny computer by MYSELF!!

I feel like a sooooper genius.

(please don't burst my bubble.)

It's spelled "super." Does your fancy new computer not have spellcheck?

dtb	09-10-2005 10:40 PM

Not that anyone cares...

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
It's spelled "super." Does your fancy new computer not have spellcheck?

Looks like somebody didn't get his soopergenius initiation kit (with the secret dictionary). I'll see what I can do.

spookyfish

09-10-2005 11:35 PM

Ugliest uniforms

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Originally posted by Not Bob
I agree with your "worst" list, except I would note that the Seahawks win that title hands-down when they go all green. Or blue. Or blueish green. Whatever.

As for the best, I think that the Jets and the Giants should be up there, now that they've both returned to the 1960s. Also, I kinda like Cleveland's look.

I should have made it clear that the "Worst" list was in no particular order, either. You're right. The Seattle monochrome stuff is horrible. They ruined a perfectly good uniform when they abandoned the old skool stuff of Zorn and Largent.

I would agree that the Jets and Giants uniforms are among the better ones, but I didn't see them cracking top five -- although I'm more of a fan of the classic uniforms. I had a really hard time keeping the Colts out of the top five for that reason. And I'm partial to the Browns uniforms too, although, again, I'm biased -- in quite a different direction from my bias re: the Steelers, I might add.

spookyfish

09-10-2005 11:40 PM

Not that anyone cares...

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Originally posted by dtb
Looks like somebody didn't get his soopergenius initiation kit (with the secret dictionary). I'll see what I can do.

Now that you have a fancy new computer, I feel obligated to inform you about this really cool thing called the in-ter-net. I heard once that our former Vice-President, Al Gore, had a hand in inventing it. I believe Acme may even have this thing called a web-site. I think you may actually be able to order one of the initiation kits there, but you probably need a credit card.

Tyrone Slothrop

09-11-2005 12:16 AM

A question for the FB cognoscenti.

Barcelona or Florence?

ltl/fb

09-11-2005 01:01 AM

Not that anyone cares...

Quote:

Originally posted by spookyfish
I believe Acme may even have this thing called a web-site.

You cannot hope to woo her with hyphenation like this.