LawTalkers - It's all about me

Originally posted by dtb
And, if when I went poo, I didn't wipe my butt, I suppose that might add to (or detract from, depending on your tastes...) the bouquet.

Thankfully, none of the above things is the case.

Ah, the rubber band is a reminder. I get it now.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

07-23-2004 01:12 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
You rang?

Just rolling out of bed?

ltl/fb

07-23-2004 01:12 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
You rang?

Did you teach your bouncy student all about flippy skirts?

dtb	07-23-2004 01:12 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Speaking of Lance, how does the yellow jersey thing work? Is it the same yellow jersey that gets passed around or do the riders carry their own yellow jerseys around just in case? I would enjoy leading the tdf, but I don't think I'd like to get a sweat-soaked jersey from someone else.

You know, I was wondering this same thing.

I think there are 20 (or however many) jerseys, and whoever wins a stage gets one. So, if Lance wins 5 stages, he'll get 5 different jerseys.

It really can't work any other way (well, unless you're a sheep.)

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

07-23-2004 01:13 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
would enjoy leading the tdf, but I don't think I'd like to get a sweat-soaked jersey from someone else.

No they each get their own. Note that the team's principal sponsor is featured on the maillot, so it has to change.

robustpuppy

07-23-2004 01:13 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Did you teach your bouncy student all about flippy skirts?

No, I'm still working on my lesson plan. And apparently I have to do some shopping, because my wardrobe is decidedly un-coug.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

07-23-2004 01:13 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
And, if when I went poo, I didn't wipe my butt, I suppose that might add to (or detract from, depending on your tastes...) the bouquet.

Ewe. Butt bouquet. I'm going to go out on a lamb here, but I suggest we return to more appropriate topics, like setting a date for our next Breasticle Day.

ltl/fb

07-23-2004 01:15 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
No, I'm still working on my lesson plan. And apparently I have to do some shopping, because my wardrobe is decidedly un-coug.

I think we need a ruling from Coltrane, and possibly one from SS, on whether a flippy skirt and sweater set with the hair up is OK for a cougar.

I think you should share your lesson plan. Or at least give us a preview, or highlights. For example, will it involve you being desperate and willing to do anything to get into the club? Or will it involve him really wanting a better grade?

NotFromHere

07-23-2004 01:16 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Ewe. Butt bouquet. I'm going to go out on a lamb here, but I suggest we return to more appropriate topics, like setting a date for our next Breasticle Day.

I thought next on the menu was testicle day?

Alex_de_Large

07-23-2004 01:16 PM

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A new jersey is awarded each day. The one the rider wears the following day in competition is not the one he is awarded during the previous day's ceremony, but will vary depending upon what type of event is being contested (e.g. TT, mountain stage,e tc) and upon the weather.

greatwhitenorthchick

07-23-2004 01:16 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
This is rapidly gaining on yesterday's discussion. Let's not ruin the weekend.

Here is the sexy farmer's daughter to get things back on track
http://store1.yimg.com/I/mydivascloset_1802_71274255

Replaced_Texan

07-23-2004 01:16 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
This is rapidly gaining on yesterday's discussion. Let's not ruin the weekend.

I second that and reassert my dehornification statement from yesterday.

robustpuppy

07-23-2004 01:17 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think you should share your lesson plan. Or at least give us a preview, or highlights.

Highlights? You could do a Goofus & Gallant MMF.

ltl/fb

07-23-2004 01:18 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Highlights? You could do a Goofus & Gallant MMF.

I think Goofus better be in back or on the bottom so he doesn't clumsily mess things up.

Go back and check my post; I edited/updated.

I am not finding the farmer's daughter sexy. Maybe I'm just not into blondes.

ETA in back or on the bottom, I crack myself up. If it is MFM, on the bottom. If it is MMF, in the way back.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

07-23-2004 01:19 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think we need a ruling from Coltrane, and possibly one from SS, on whether a flippy skirt and sweater set with the hair up is OK for a cougar.

Define "flippy skirt". I've never met a skirt I couldn't flip. I have, of course, met plenty I wouldn't flip. Who am I kidding? I would, but I wouldn't tell anyone about it.

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