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bilmore 03-02-2005 06:04 PM

Fuck, I thought the BYU fucking handbook was nuts
 
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Originally posted by Dualit
. . . by definition it is neither immoral nor illegal.
Well, one's subjective, sure, but the other's fairly objective.

Shape Shifter 03-02-2005 06:05 PM

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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Or, as I explained to Mrs. Finch, I like the idea of a swing party but I want it be one where everyone is significantly hotter than I am, and yet they all really want to fuck me.
Good luck on the second part.

bilmore 03-02-2005 06:06 PM

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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
. . . one where everyone is significantly hotter than I am, and yet they all really want to fuck me.
You would have enjoyed my last mediation.

sebastian_dangerfield 03-02-2005 06:06 PM

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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
I watched an old Six Feet Under episode a couple of weeks ago that included a scene from a swing party, and "hideous" was really the word that sprang to mind. In theory, it's a good idea, but most of those people should be wearing shrouds and chastity belts.

Or, as I explained to Mrs. Finch, I like the idea of a swing party but I want it be one where everyone is significantly hotter than I am, and yet they all really want to fuck me.
I saw a special about soft-swinging, where people basically just banged in front of one another. I'd like to be rated on my technique, but I want the panel to be a bunch of naked insanely hot women.

Sidd Finch 03-02-2005 06:06 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Good luck on the second part.
That's almost exactly what Mrs. Finch said.

Sidd Finch 03-02-2005 06:08 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I saw a special about soft-swinging, where people basically just banged in front of one another. I'd like to be rated on my technique, but I want the panel to be a bunch of naked insanely hot women.
and the rating would range from "good enough for me to fuck later" to "I must have him NOW"

ltl/fb 03-02-2005 06:10 PM

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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
and the rating would range from "good enough for me to fuck later" to "I must have him NOW"
In an ideal world, all hot women would react that way to you. And Sebby.

Dualit 03-02-2005 06:10 PM

Fuck, I thought the BYU fucking handbook was nuts
 
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Originally posted by bilmore
Well, one's subjective, sure, but the other's fairly objective.
Not in Le Monde du Dualit, where I have divine right.

bilmore 03-02-2005 06:21 PM

Fuck, I thought the BYU fucking handbook was nuts
 
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Originally posted by Dualit
Not in Le Monde du Dualit, where I have divine right.
Sovereign immunity can be a beautiful thing.

Hank Chinaski 03-02-2005 06:24 PM

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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
I like the idea of a swing party but I want it be one where everyone is significantly hotter than I am,
I can arrange this easy.

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and yet they all really want to fuck me.
Ummm, look, I'm going to have to get back to you later.

notcasesensitive 03-02-2005 06:25 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Ummm, look, I'm going to have to get back to you later.
monetary incentives often help with this part. or so I've heard.

ltl/fb 03-02-2005 06:26 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
monetary incentives often help with this part. or so I've heard.
That's really not swinging. That's just buying yourself several women.

Hank Chinaski 03-02-2005 06:31 PM

apples and oranges
 
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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
I'm gonna rest my case and submit the question to the jury.
I take R's side. His could come along in the heat of increasing passion- I mean not for me, I'm a Catholic boy- but I can see how it could be a step in some sexual wilding for the less properky raised.

Now the whole "turd on cellophane" thing- how is that a step towards greater good? I mean even if it gets you going there is a mess on your partner.

Flinty_McFlint 03-02-2005 06:33 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
monetary incentives often help with this part. or so I've heard.
ix-nay on our ecret-say. Esus-jay.


etfs, b/c ltl/fb

Sidd Finch 03-02-2005 06:39 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I can arrange this easy.



Ummm, look, I'm going to have to get back to you later.
STP, Hank.


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