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Hank Chinaski 03-02-2005 06:43 PM

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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
STP, Hank.
My post was Gallant to SS's Goofus post. He left you to solve your dilemma while I offered to help.

Mister_Ruysbroeck 03-02-2005 06:46 PM

Fuck, I thought the BYU fucking handbook was nuts
 
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Originally posted by bilmore
Cryptic.
It's the only appropriate response to a post like that.

Shape Shifter 03-02-2005 06:53 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
My post was Gallant to SS's Goofus post. He left you to solve your dilemma while I offered to help.
I am the Hidden Pictures to your Timbertoes.

Tyrone Slothrop 03-02-2005 07:20 PM

Whiff.

LessinSF 03-02-2005 07:21 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I saw a special about soft-swinging, where people basically just banged in front of one another. I'd like to be rated on my technique, but I want the panel to be a bunch of naked insanely hot women.
I have done this, without the rating part.

There are a couple places in SF that range in behavior from couples watching other couples fuck, through I can touch/fuck my girl and you can touch fuck your girl and the girls can touch/fuck, but I no gettie to have your girl, to full swing. I have seen some chicks I would do, but they are the exception.

sebastian_dangerfield 03-02-2005 07:25 PM

apples and oranges
 
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I take R's side. His could come along in the heat of increasing passion- I mean not for me, I'm a Catholic boy- but I can see how it could be a step in some sexual wilding for the less properky raised.

Now the whole "turd on cellophane" thing- how is that a step towards greater good? I mean even if it gets you going there is a mess on your partner.
No, you just peel the cellophane up from the sides, roll it around Mr. Hankey, twist it up like a joint and chuck it in the trash. All the fun of shitting on each other's faces with none of the mess.

Bless you, Saran Wrap.

sebastian_dangerfield 03-02-2005 07:26 PM

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Originally posted by LessinSF
I have done this, without the rating part.

There are a couple places in SF that range in behavior from couples watching other couples fuck, through I can touch/fuck my girl and you can touch fuck your girl and the girls can touch/fuck, but I no gettie to have your girl, to full swing. I have seen some chicks I would do, but they are the exception.
They have those here to, but as you know, I live in Philadelphia, and I have great eyesight.

So I won't be doing that.

SlaveNoMore 03-02-2005 07:26 PM

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ltl/fb
In an ideal world, all hot women would react that way to you. And Sebby.
But in this world, he needs to throw in the steak, the wine and the cigars.

sebastian_dangerfield 03-02-2005 07:28 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
In an ideal world, all hot women would react that way to you. And Sebby.
And Sebby what?

sebastian_dangerfield 03-02-2005 07:29 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
But in this world, he needs to throw in the steak, the wine and the cigars.
Why? Is he fucking a bank vice president?

dtb 03-02-2005 07:33 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Why? Is he fucking a bank vice president?
Excellent.

futbol fan 03-02-2005 07:37 PM

Vocabulary Word For The Day
 
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think this would scan better if you said "erstwhile friend Ironweed."
Just because I'm your erstwhile friend doesn't mean everybody has to hate me.

ltl/fb 03-02-2005 07:47 PM

Vocabulary Word For The Day
 
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Originally posted by ironweed
Just because I'm your erstwhile friend doesn't mean everybody has to hate me.
I hereby retract any statements that might imply that Ironweed and I are friends. Apparently this is making him a pariah.

Sebby -- I was saying, in an ideal world, all hot women who see you think something in the range of "I must have him NOW" and "I'd fuck him." It was a compliment.

Shape Shifter 03-02-2005 07:51 PM

Vocabulary Word For The Day
 
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I hereby retract any statements that might imply that Ironweed and I are friends. Apparently this is making him a pariah.

Sebby -- I was saying, in an ideal world, all hot women who see you think something in the range of "I must have him NOW" and "I'd fuck him." It was a compliment.
fingey's got a boyfriend, fringey's got a boyfriend!

SlaveNoMore 03-02-2005 07:52 PM

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sebastian_dangerfield
Why? Is he fucking a bank vice president?
No. That was his last trial.


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