LawTalkers - [hi less!!!]Where Everyone Knows Penske's Socks Don't Suck[/hi less!!!]!!!

Originally posted by dtb
I'm sure one of you (probably more than one of you) saw the article on the front page of the WSJ the other day that talked about some debaucherous bachelor party given for some Fidelity (?) trader. (If you didn't, it was about a debaucherous bachelor party given for some Fidelity (?) trader.)

Anyway, as part of the festivities, the throwers of the party included a dwarf as entertainment. Now, my question for all you pervs is: WT Hell does one do with a dwarf for entertainment?

This is an important question. Please reply promptly!!

My guess is this guy could tell you. (Spree: the smoking gun)

futbol fan

07-20-2005 10:15 AM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
my next bachelor party

Warm 40s and a train on yo momma again? At least spring for a midget this time, you cheap bastard.

Alex_de_Large

07-20-2005 10:28 AM

TDF

Andreas Kloden is out! He was aparently suffering ill effects from a fall two days ago in which is injured his wrist.

taxwonk

07-20-2005 10:35 AM

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You've never heard of the ancient and honorable sport of dwarf-tossing? Where have you been, in a cave?

ETA okay, so you have heard of dwarf-tossing. But honestly, I can't think of a better way to raise the level of debauchery at any event.

The cave reference was meant as a Socratic metaphor, BTW, not as an insult. You know I still love you. Come away with me to Prague, and we will toast our love over pilsners and sausage kolaches.

greatwhitenorthchick

07-20-2005 10:39 AM

e-bay guilt trip

I used auctionsniper to get Yankees-Red Sox tickets for 9/10 on e-bay for my boyfriend for his birthday. I'm not giving him the tickets until mid-August when his birthday rolls around. This girl who I outbid is now giving me a sob story about how she really wanted the tickets for her husband's birthday and they have already bought their tickets to New York and I outbid her in the last 10 seconds and she really really wanted the tickets and boo hoo. I feel kind of bad - does anyone know how easy it is to get tickets between now and mid-August? My instinct is to hang on to them - on the other hand, if there are a lot of tickets out there, I could sell them to her and get some more.

Penske_Account

07-20-2005 10:41 AM

The Nanny Diaries are online (again)

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
So, Jude law cheats. Okay. Who hasn't? But if you're Jude Law, rich, handsome, charming, why the fuck would you waste one on this?

http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/m2...01AC1BF814.jpg

Stupid, stupid, stupid.

TM

I can think of worse to have affairs with, but then again maybe powerful, bloated and charming gets uglier women than handsome, rich and charming.

eta: Katie Couric just called Law's nanny a hottie

robustpuppy

07-20-2005 10:43 AM

e-bay guilt trip

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I used auctionsniper to get Yankees-Red Sox tickets for 9/10 on e-bay for my boyfriend for his birthday. I'm not giving him the tickets until mid-August when his birthday rolls around. This girl who I outbid is now giving me a sob story about how she really wanted the tickets for her husband's birthday and they have already bought their tickets to New York and I outbid her in the last 10 seconds and she really really wanted the tickets and boo hoo. I feel kind of bad - does anyone know how easy it is to get tickets between now and mid-August? My instinct is to hang on to them - on the other hand, if there are a lot of tickets out there, I could sell them to her and get some more.

Oh please. Boo hoo indeed. Like there's nothing else to do in NYC than go to a game if they can't get tix otherwise? Worst case scenario is that they fucking go to Yankee Stadium on game day and buy them from a scalper or some schmoe whose friends blew him off at the last minute.

On the other hand, how much is she offering? Maybe her boo hoo premium is worth taking.

barely_legal

07-20-2005 10:45 AM

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I bet the "girl" is Str8 and that he plans to scalp the tickets on gameday for twice whatever he's offering you. Don't do it!

futbol fan

07-20-2005 10:46 AM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Oh please. Boo hoo indeed. Like there's nothing else to do in NYC than go to a game if they can't get tix otherwise? Worst case scenario is that they fucking go to Yankee Stadium on game day and buy them from a scalper or some schmoe whose friends blew him off at the last minute.

On the other hand, how much is she offering? Maybe her boo hoo premium is worth taking.

Have I told you lately that I love you?

ABBAKiss

07-20-2005 10:52 AM

The Nanny Diaries are online (again)

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
I can think of worse to have affairs with, but then again maybe powerful, bloated and charming gets uglier women than handsome, rich and charming.

eta: Katie Couric just called Law's nanny a hottie

Isn't Jude Law like 5'6"? I don't think he is any more attractive than this chick.

dtb	07-20-2005 10:54 AM

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First of all: BOYFRIEND?!?

Second of all: Fuck that shit. If she really wanted the tickets, she could have used auction sniper too (and have used my id to get me some free snipes!). Do NOT give them to her, or sell them to her. (Hmmm. I have tickets that I could sell -- I know I have some for Yankees/Red Sox in September, but I'm not sure if it's 9/10 -- perhaps we could gauge this rube, and make some sort of arrangement, iykwim.)

greatwhitenorthchick

07-20-2005 10:56 AM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Isn't Jude Law like 5'6"? I don't think he is any more attractive than this chick.

Agreed. While I am drawn to this story because I think Sienna Miller is hot, I have never seen the appeal of Jude Law. He looks shrunken and kind of weird.

Tickets update: she is not offering that much, so I don't think I'll take her up on it. The tickets overlook home plate and are in section 2 row X. Is that good? I went to the Yankee Stadium site and the view looked ok.

NotFromHere

07-20-2005 11:04 AM

The Nanny Diaries are online (again)

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Agreed. While I am drawn to this story because I think Sienna Miller is hot, I have never seen the appeal of Jude Law. He looks shrunken and kind of weird.

Tickets update: she is not offering that much, so I don't think I'll take her up on it. The tickets overlook home plate and are in section 2 row X. Is that good? I went to the Yankee Stadium site and the view looked ok.

There are dozens of tickets available on stubhub and I'm sure a few other places. Tell her to get them there. Unless there was some magic to those particular seats, she can still get tickets. And tell her to quit bugging you.

And wow there are $1500 tickets available at tixxtogo. I bet they're awesome. That better be right next to Jeter on the bench.

dtb	07-20-2005 11:10 AM

The Nanny Diaries are online (again)

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Agreed. While I am drawn to this story because I think Sienna Miller is hot, I have never seen the appeal of Jude Law. He looks shrunken and kind of weird.

Jude Law looked fine in that movie with Matt Damon -- Mr Ripley or something? Other than that -- not so appealing.

I do think he's a good actor, though.

Was there a movie made last year that he wasn't in?

Shape Shifter

07-20-2005 11:12 AM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Thanks, but do you even realize what you've just done?

To keep the peace over here, I have to invite Shifter to my next bachelor party, now.

TM

I'm not that short. At least not on the internet.

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